Protagonist: So, im Home alone right now and I just heard a grinding sound in the basement, what do I do?

Purple Baby Tattletail: You should call the police and hide in the closet until they get here

Yellow Baby Tattletail: You should strip naked and slowly go down, then yodel at the top of your lungs while snapping at what ever's making the sound.

This is based a comment thread I saw on Reddit. Don't do drugs kids.