Harry was having a wild day.

It started with having to dress like a girl. After breakfast Draco had pulled him into a classroom and completely fucked up his lipstick. 

Then the funny yet fantastically thought out presentation by Ron, and the even funnier one by Blaise.

Then, in Potions, his third class of the day, Seamus snapped and pounced on Dean in front of the whole class. They both got detention.

Then at lunch, Pansy described all the hexes she had thrown at Hermione earlier, which was hilarious.

It had been a wild, but fun day.

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*Hermione's POV*

Hermione stormed into the Slytherin Common Room. Astoria had given her the password.

"Where is she!?"

Daphne and Astoria's heads snapped up.

"Darling, we're the only ones here," Daphne said.

Hermione groaned. "Parkinson's been throwing hexes at me all day!"

Daphne pouted. "Poor child. Come on, we know what will cheer you up."

Hermione followed her up to hers and Astoria's shared room. "What is it?"

Astoria turned to face her, smirking. "Why, destroying dear Draco and Harry's relationship of course."

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*Harry's POV*

Harry kissed Draco goodbye in front of the Slytherin dungeons.

"See you at dinner, angel," Draco said softly.

"Dinner, my dragon."

Harry walked up the stairs to the Gryffindor Tower when suddenly he was yanked into an empty classroom.

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Hermione grinned as she looked at herself. "I look amazing!"

Astoria and Daphne nodded. They had pulled out tons of outfits until they found the perfect one.

Hermione wore a sleek, short black dress that clung to her like a second skin. The v-neck almost reached her belly button, showing off her rather nice breasts. Black strapped heels were on her feet. She had smoky dark eye shadow around her hazel eyes and red lipstick. Silver bracelets lined her wrists and a choker was around her throat. Her brown hair was curled and hung sexily framing her face.

She looked like a whore.

And it was perfect.

Daphne clapped her hands. "Draco won't be able to resist you!"

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Tell me again why I have to seduce Malfoy? Why not Potter?"

"Because Potter will suspect. Draco is too hormonal, poor boy. Plus he's already fucked both me and Pansy, it won't be new. All we need to do is get him to realize he's straight," Astoria replied.

Hermione nodded, and checked Daphne's outfit.

Daphne wore the same dress as Hermione, but in white. Her chest was admittedly bigger, and her heels, bracelets, and choker were gold. She had light eye shadow around her blue eyes and eyeliner, pink lipstick. Her black hair was curled the same way.

Hermione nodded her approval. "You look good."

They all walked downstairs. Hermione nodded determinedly at Astoria and Daphne, who nodded back. They walked out the door, and Hermione sat in a chair and waited.

After about five minutes, she heard "See you at lunch, angel." And Harry's reply of "Lunch, my dragon."

The door swung open, and Draco stepped inside. He had not seen Hermione yet. As he turned to shut the door, Hermione darted forward and slammed him against it, effectively shutting it.

"Wha- Granger!?"

Draco tried to push her away, but Hermione had her whole weight against him.

She trailed her hands seductively up his leg. Draco's eyes went wide.

"I've wanted you... For so long," Hermione said in a sexy tone. Her hands ran up his waist.

"And I was going to break up with Ron, and make my move-" she broke off to plant a soft kiss on his cheek. He tensed. "-but then all this nonsense started with Harry, and he ruined my chance, Drakey." Hermione pouted, and her hands reached Draco's abdomen. She could feel his hard stomach and outlined his abs. He took in a sharp breath and tried to stop her, but she cast a wandless Petrificus on his arms.

Her hands snuck up to his neck, where she kissed him again. He breathed in sharply. Hermione unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, and the fly on his pants.

"Granger, sto-"

"Shhh." Hermione ran her finger over his lips. "It's okay because now I can have you all to myself."

"Granger!"

Hermione frowned at him. " I thought I told you to shush. It appears I'm going to have to make you."

His eyes widened at her obvious intent. "Granger no!"

Hermione slammed her lips against his, kissing him hard. She kissed his lips, his cheeks, his throat, making sure to get lipstick everywhere. She undid her wandless spell.

Astoria ran into the room. "Dra- oh. Um, are you busy?"

Draco pushed Hermione off of him, mostly because Hermione let him, smirking. It was all going to plan.

"No!" he shouted. "This is not what it-"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Astoria rolled her eyes. "Just thought you should know I caught your boy toy seducing Daphne upstairs, second floor, third corridor, Charms classroom."

Draco's eyes widened. "What!?"

He shot up the stairs, forgetting about his undone buttons, hickeys, and lipstick marks, just as he was supposed to.

Hermione turned to Astoria, and rubbed her fingers over Astoria's bright red lipstick until it looked like the girl had been thoroughly snogged. Astoria ran up the stairs after Draco.

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*Daphne's POV*

Daphne and Astoria stepped out the door. Astoria walked a few feet away, just out of sight of the doorway. Daphne nodded, and ran up the stairs. She darted into the Charms classroom halfway to Gryffindor tower and waited.

After ten minutes, she heard footsteps. She counted to ten, opened the door, reached out, snatched Potter, and dragged him into the room, slamming the door shut.

She pressed him against the wall and proceeded to get hickeys and lipstick marks all over his neck.

"Greengrass?! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?"

"Kissing the love of my life," Daphne whispered, before planting her lips on a very surprised Potter's.

She heard pounding footsteps coming up the stairs, and flipped them so she was against the wall and Harry was in front. He put his hands against the wall to steady himself, as she knew he would, and she pulled him in for another kiss.

Draco slammed the door open. "Harry?! Daphne?!"

Harry yanked away. "Draco! It's not what it- what the bloody fuck is that?!?!"

"What??" Draco asked, spinning with emotions.

"Is that a fucking hickey?! And lipstick marks?! DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY IS YOUR FUCKING FLY AND SHIRT BUTTONS UNDONE?!?!!??!!"

Astoria ran into the room, cheeks flushed, a hickey on her neck, lipstick fucked up. Harry's eyes widened.

"Well what about you?!!" Draco screamed back.

"We're over!" Harry shouted, and ran out of the room.

Draco spun around and ran off.

Flashback:

"Okay," Astoria said. "Here's the plan. Hermione, you and Daphne are going to dress like whores. Hermione will seduce Draco, because it will shock Draco if you do it, if I do it he'll be suspicious. Daphne will seduce Potter, because Potter hates me. Make sure there are hickeys, lipstick marks, maybe undone buttons or a shirt taken off. Daphne, you wait upstairs in the second floor Charms classroom for Potter. Hermione, in the dungeons. I'll wait outside the door. After two minutes of seducing Draco, I will burst into the room and say I saw Harry with Daphne. Draco will run upstairs, too full of rage to remember how he looks. I will mess up my lipstick and follow him upstairs, because if Harry sees you with Draco he'll be suspicious. And voilà, anger, sadness, straightness." 

Flashback:

Anthony Goldstein heads for the kitchens. Astoria Greengrass pulls him toward her. "I need you to give me a hickey."

Anthony turns red, but obeys.

"Thanks." Astoria runs into the dungeons. "Dra-oh. Um, are you busy?"

All three girls grinned.