^ Merylin Berry  ^

"Goodness Christ" I curse myself as I try to pull my pants over my buttocks. Once I finish dressing and doing my bold makeup I feel emaculate.

If you haven't noticed I'm that bitch and always will be. Today I'm off from my day job and I'm going shopping; as I finish buckling my shoes and placing my bag along my shoulder I lock my home behind me then stride down the sidewalk listening to London bridge- By Fergie.
For some reason I feel less stressed then ever but I'll feel better once I get to my favorite gun shop. I can't wait to see what Mr. Hitch has in stock. I get all giddy just thinking about the many weapons I can or could purchase and touch for my next... assignment that is. A few moments pass and I reach the threshold of his shop, I knock and I hear a yell; I take it as a welcome.

"Mr. Hitch!" I yell with my arms out wide

"Ah dear boy, how have you been Berry." He spoke as he hugged me back

"I've been fine. Just excited for your new stock." I say raising a brow

"I also see you don't have no partner in your line of work." He questions

"Nope, it's better that way. Nobody to bring me down." I wave my hands around

"Alright, alright don't fuss I'll bring out an assortment for you to browse through." He smiles

"Thank you."

   As Mr. Hitch went to the back I heard the all too familiar bell chime as the door was being opened. Two men entered the room and as normal I paid no attention to them but continued to wait. However, I heard snickers and scoffs. Then I felt their presence near me as they stood on both sides of me gawking I suppose.

"Hello little lady, what brings you in here huh?" One guys says

"Little lady? I'm not a woman."

"Even better." The other smiles

"Gross, just mind your own business and leave me to mine."

"We would but you are too much to pass up, Don't you think."

"Look, gentlemen... I appreciate the simping but I'm not looking for fun or anything for that matter. I'm here for my guns, If you don't leave me alone I will happily beat both of your asses right here." Right then Mr. Hitch walks up arms full dropping the weapons on the counter and arranging them.

"I'm back Mr. Berry, now please choose."

"Berry? As in the Berry?" One guy asks.

I wip my knife out my pocket and stick it towards this throat seconds from shoving it further. I answer lightly as I swing my knife cutting his cheek in the process.

"Yes I am the. Now you two should come back later this is going to take a while." I smile as they rush out

"Mr. Berry." He days crossing his arms

"Aw come on I can't have a little bit of fun huh. Plus they were jerks anyways." I retorted clasping my blade shut placing it back in my pocket

   As I pick and choose from the assortment my heart swells as I am now content. I feel untouchable and sexy. I make my purchase which was a pretty penny then spoke to Mr. Hitch.

"Mr. Hitch do you believe in... love?" I ask

"Oh gosh, well I didn't at first but I soon started to after I met my wife years years back." He says waving his hands around

"What was that feeling?"

"Well, it's difficult to explain because for everyone it's different. Plus I don't want to bother you with my life story." He says as he gestures to himself

"Well tell me what I should look out for as far as feeling within myself?"

"Well, a swelling feeling, a burst of happiness, increased heart rate, intense feeling that also can't be explained. Love is hard yet rewarding Berry."

I took what he had said and I let it settle for a second, gave him a slight hug and began on my way. After while, I reached the shopping center; as I walked inside the building I strutted to my favorite store zumiez they have such cute stuff but it's so fucking expensive. I bought a few track suits then headed to and outlet to find an evening gown for the gathering tonight. I really don't want to go but I'm not going alone, my friend Jason is going as my date but I have to look smashing.

Ring...Ring...Ring

"Hey mery."   He asked

"Yes Jason."

"You getting your nails done after shopping and what am I going to wear to this damn thing huh?" He scuffs

"Don't worry I got you covered you'll look great.

"Doubt it but don't be too long it starts at like eight or eight- thirty and I don't like being late to things." He tensed at me

"I know dad relax I won't take long I'll call or text you when I get done with my nails."

"Ok, make sure you text me ok!" He yells

"Yes yes now let me finish up here. Bye sweet buns."

"Ugh."

Such a sweetheart

   After we hang up an me finding my prized outfit for tonight I go to get my nails done. Ooh bitch I'm ready I haven't had my nails done since I've started my line of work. Once I arrive to the marble encrusted building, I check in the the woman at the front. I was shortly seated as well as explaining what I wanted. It took about almost two freaking hours but it was worth it I'm in love; I paid and quickly ran with all my bags making my full. Plus I didn't text him geez.

  The day and flew by so fast I didn't realize it. When I reached my steps I saw Jason standing with his hands in his jean pockets looking at me. I scoff as he takes my keys, unlocks the door and walks infront of me. This bitch ugh, I hand him his outfit an he walks away to change and it's currently seven-twenty five. Jesus I have to hurry up, I rushed to my room, showered and did my make up first. While I was doing my makeup I heard Jason yell so I went to open the door while still in my robe half done with my bold makeup.

"Jason hush."  I said walking back to the bathroom

"This suit is a no go man." He exclaimed waving his hands walking into my room

"Look you said you didn't want nothing bold so shut up." I wave

"Mery I swear." He sighs face palming himself

"You know you love me darling and you wouldn't dare hurt me sweetheart." I say at I do my eyelids

"Facts I'm not trying to die but are you almost done. Although, I see you bought this gown, very lovely."  He says as I peak out and catch him lightly touching it.

"I need to put it on without you greasing it up thank you." I smirk as I wisp my gown away

  As I shut the bathroom door and gawk into the full body mirror I slowly pull on the gown and once it's on I feel so elegant and classy. Then I look in the mirror to double check my face. I feel... beautiful, I then walk out the bathroom and Jason turns to me giving me a look I've... never seen before, he grabbed my hand and twirled me around slightly and nodded.

"You chose greatly."

"Thanks bug. The shoes, makeup isn't too much."

"Nope it's unique to you so Work. It. Bitch." He snaps

  After we checked the little details on our outfits we locked up the house and got into Jason's car and speed off. The event tonight is to showcase new employees and employees/ employer's success. Many underground groups a attend such as assassins, hitmen, bounty hunters, vigilantes, mafia, cartel even bdsm attend its crazy and then there's me. A femboy who's a hitman slash bounty hunter I love my job and I really love that I'm the unexpected for most men when it's their time to fry.

   Nobody particular cares for me and my style but who cares I'm going to fuck up tonight. As the car stopped the valet opened my door, in addition to gawking at me and my goodness did that add to my chest making my head larger. As I took Jason's arm we walked I side the towering building, as the double doors opened I was hit with the many scents of humans and a vast amount of burly men and their skanky women. I for one do not compare they look Alright but my hourglass figure I've worked for jeez. My filled hips, nice thighs, full buttocks, and yet no tiddies ugh. I swear I wish I had a pair.

   I told Jason I'd walk around a bit as I grabbed a sucker from my clutch and as we parted I was met with many gazes, stares, and lustful looks. However the songs of all songs came on, lollipop by lil Wayne wasn't it ironic as I sucked on my sucker and all the men my my my. The air was hot and tense but it didn't bother me however, I met eyes with a man I've never seen before he was very handsome with a strong jawline and piercing brown eyes.

  His suit was sharp and he looked serious. I unconsciously walked closer and soon enough I was in his circle of space an boy did he eye me down.

"Why hello, Ms. You look lovely." He stated

"Sadly I'm not female mister I'm fully male just blessed as you would say." I spoke as his eyes grew large

"Oh my apologies, it's just you look so... so.."

"So.. what exactly" I say with my arms crossed

"Gorgeous, again I apologize for mis-gendering you. I'd love to take you for dinner as an apology." He says softly with my hand in his as I pull my hand back in the swift motion

"I came to tell you that I want you to stop staring me, I'm fine being alone and you touch me again I'll cut out your tongue and feed it to the dogs." I say sternly but weirdly he cocked an eyebrow

"I'd like to see you try sweetheart." He replied staring into my eyes as he placed a card into the cleavage of my dress and bid me goodbye and a goodnight.