The Pyromantic Syrian Guide.

SyriaandIraq

At a burning Azur Lane Base... Downneck tried to reason with the Maniac...

Downneck: P-Please seeks-!!!

He was slammed to the ground and got an Axe to the head. He then burned more people with his Napalm Thrower. The next victims were TheBreizhOne, GreyGhost1942.

Grey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

For Grey, he was burned to ashes, for Breizh... Both of his legs got all of its skin and flesh, leaving only bones.

Breizh: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Even Godzilla died by the mad man... The Suspect was shown to be Syria, with piles of Dead Shipgirls, Civilians, Soldiers, and even Schinksals Valkaryes, G&Ks and SF T-Dolls, Operatives from Rhode Island, and Counters from the Administration, he's standing on.

Syria: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He then burned ReddyRedround, matthbpilot, Grey the Scunt, then Kevin.

Reddy: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!!!

Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Grey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kevin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Syria: XAXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!























Meanwhile, in a Wattpad Mental Asylum...

Syria is laughing insanely, with his arms wrapped to prevent him from doing anything crazy.


SyriaandIraq is a Sochialpathic Pyromaniac from a Souveran Homeland, who have a passion for all Napalm-burning related.

Syria charged at EmperorItsukaShido's Engineer and JeanCarlo3806. Blowing himself up with both of them included.

Syria specialized in fighting enemies in close range, using a modified M2A1-7 flamethrower that'll give him a Napalmthrower. Enemies set on fire will suffer from the afterburn and take additional damage over time, allowing Syria to go hit and run tactics.

Due to the Napalmthrower's short range, Syria is weaker in a Long Ranged Engagement. And must rely on alternative routes and ambushing hostile forces.

Codmplayer2514 sniped one of the elite flametrooper, of Syria's 3rd Fire Corp.

Only for Syria to sneak up to him and shove his fire axe up his ass.

His Napalmthrower has an alternate mode, that can deflect rockets, grenades before it landed, and you might be lucky with an arrow, back to the sender.

Extinguish allied forces.

Which he did on Matt.

Matt: Oh!~

And even reposition the enemy and you might be lucky with trenching one in Napalm.

Because most of the hostiles hit by fire are visibly ignited, Syria and his Corp are the perfect counter to Breizh and his French Spies. Even their invisible cloak won't save them from the Elite Flametrooper.

Breizh: Oh non...

He got burned by Syria, with a Napalm Cocktail.

Syria was given a standard-issue asbestos line suit that'll protect against the enemy Flametrooper. Though it doesn't add any resistance to the direct damage from enemy flamethrower/explosion.

Syria ripped his suit, showing his... Ahem. Uncovered body, leading to jaws dropped and a fainted Matt.




Now you wanted to become the most hated thing by the U.N. and the Geneva Convention!?

Syria: Hehehehehe... Let's burn more!~

That's disturbing. But ok!

Let's start by activating your Napalmthrower and charge.

ReddyRedround is looking at his Remote C4 and having a smoke, to see a charging Syria. Just to trip him on his C4 and pull the trigger.

Blowing up Markwindle's Capital City. Earning Reddy and Syria's disaster, caused 6 million lives lost. For Syria, He doesn't give a fuck. For Reddy... He wants revenge on Syria.

You should never do that...

ctf_prussian_capital will recover in 3 hours.


Instead, keep an eye out for enemies and try to get them to close-ranged combat.

You may have noticed your Napalmthrower is capable of just burning your victims alive.

Breizh is dating Kara (Fem! Kevin), who's not impressed by his charms. Only for Syria to bring out Richelieu, disappointed.

Breizh: Ah crap...

Syria:

Activate your Napalmthrower's fart blast to send enemy's grenades, Battleship & Artilleries Shells, and even Carlo's Rockets.

To which, he farts blasted an ICBM back to West Taiwan.

Or push enemies into holes and environmental hazards.

Which he send WiseKing_Gilgamesh back to Honkai Impact with a Napalm fart blast.

Gilgamesh: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Sent flying*

Syria: Back to sender!!!


Into the friendly neighborhood of the Yeegineers. Where Grey is harassing the engineer's Dispener with his pistol.

Only for Syria to come behind him and fart blast him to the Yeegineers.

Yeegineers: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!!!!!*


Thank them be checking for random spies, they'll love you forever. [PS: Might get too Smexy...]

Yeegineer: Not bad. Not bad at all.~

Syria: This is so gay...

A Souveran vs Souveran situation can be quite tricky.

Both Syria and Iraq fired the Napalmthrower at each other... Leading to Hà Nội being blown up, by the two idiots. Taking another 4 million lives.

ctf_capital_hanoi will recover in 5 hours.


You can burn a whole group of enemies, even if they don't die, the afterburn will finish them off.

Australian Sniper 1: *Sniff*

Australian Sniper 2: FIRE!!!

Then the whole group is engulfed in a burning Napalm.

Because Wattpad has no idea, how to balance this class or anything else regarding Syria.

In the Wattpad HQ, the entire staff are being lazy. One staff shot a cup of a girl's head, another tossed a disk of both Battlefield 2042 and Halo Infinite at the shooter, and another is nutting on Wattpad Lemons.






Now that you're a mistake of nature and mankind, you can finally call yourself Syria.

Burn everything...

Be the Monster!

Have fun!~

Kevin: ... *Australian Scream and Run*

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