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Today, we take a look at-

EmperorShidoItsuka: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

SKKJustin & Enterprise-sama: MEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!

Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of formal training in medicine, except for Tirpitz... The psychopathic Medic, Matt makes more than makes up with a bottomless supply of giant needles and the trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh.

Which he does it onto Markwindle. He stabbed a needle into one of Windle's left posterior cheeks, and then took another needle into the right.

Raised in the U.S.A. During an era where after the Hippocratic Oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, Matt considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his morbid curiosity.

Matt, caused Greyghost1942 to trip into the firing range. Blew up by a mine, then with a German AA Gun NBS C-RAM, rows of M16A2 fire from the U.S. Marines, and a tomahawk stuck on his back...

Greyghost: M-Medic... *Ded*

Matt came out and he's acted like...

In reality...

He's a devil in disguise.

Matt is a Teutonic man of medicine.

Matt: Yep! *Fall asleep, drunk*

ReddyRedround: YOLOOOOOOOO-!!!

While he may have a tenuous adherence to medical ethics, he's nonetheless the primary healing class of the team.

Matt shoved a flashbang into the dying Greyghost, turning him into a pile of ash.

Although his Uzi and his Bonesaw aren't the greatest weapons for direct combat...

Matt's Uzi got broken trying to reload it, and then took out his bone saw.

Only for TheBreizhOne to kill him with a Revolver to the head.

And... Breizh went back to dating Richelieu.

He can typically still be found near the frontlines, healing wounded teammates whilst trying to stay out of combat.

Both TheagentKevinlee and MilitaryPro1 are shooting at each other. Kevin with his M16A2 and his American G.I. and Pro1 with his AK-47 and his Vietnamese Guerrilla. (Vietnam War)

Matt: Meem!

Kevin & Pro1: What!?

Pro1 killed Kevin with a headshot while looking at Matt.

Matt: I'm fully charged!

Pro1: Not again! O_O

Matt:

So you want to be a hypocratic German American Doctor?

Matt: Yes.

All right, let's get to the basics.

First of all, you have to know your primary healing target. And here's your standard-issue Medigun (TF2).

Matt: Oh.

With Downneck falls to the ground, behind him.

Would you heal the Juggernaut...

Richard: Howdy partner.

Or the Gary Stu.

BlagojPejov: Yo.

Matt: Juggernaut.

That's correct! You heal the Juggernaut and other Allied Forces!

Richard: HAH!

Other Azur Lane writers dance behind Richard.

Nobody likes the Gary Stu.

Blagoj's Mind: How could this happen to me... T-T

Your primary healing target is always the most wounded soldier. 

Shido: Medic!!!

Richard: My arm... Medic!

Both Richard and Shido is bleeding out, Matt just looked at them for a moment, and then...

Tirpitz: Grazed right by my face...

To which, Matt healed and headpatted Tirpitz.

Richard & Shido: OVER HERE DUMBASS!!!

Darriel blew up Richard and Shido, with a M79 grenade launcher, loaded with High Explosive.

But, don't be a pocket medic.

Kevin Sniped Tirpitz and Matt, with a M2010 Enhanced Sniper Rifle, loaded with Armor Piercing.

Kevin: Bullseye.

Breizh's Spy: You suck!

Help everybody, and they'll do the same.

To which...

Tirpitz: Wait... What are you-!?

Kevin: Don't-!

He pulled his heart out, and give it Tirpitz.

Tirpitz: O_O

Kevin fainted.

Earn respect and be the god of the team!

Everyone is now cheering for Matt's Heroism.

Matt: Thanks...

Now that we know about how to heal people, let's take look at your defence and enemies.

Matt: Now? *Pulls out his Medigun*

Not now.

Matt: -_-

Speaking of enemies, the whole enemy team will try everything to kill you.

Matt: What!?

Rolling Heights Ballas Thugs: Ey! Get that fool!!! Right there! Right there!!!

If so, run for your life.

Matt run from them, with the Ballas chasing him and shooting at him.

But remember, even if you're a medic, don't underestimate your defences, you can fight back!

Matt stopped and fired his Uzi at the Ballas, taking five of them before running away again, reloading.

If the situation on the battlefield is too much for you and your lover to handle...

Matt was healing Tirpitz, until she was sniped by Kevin again...

JeanCarlo3806: Get ready, sucker!

Matt: *Glups*

Run back to your base to recover and regroup.

Matt screams like a woman and escaped into his base, with bullets and rockets hitting the blast doot, harmlessly. And the Blast door opened to see... And a corp of Mercenaries.

But they all got massacred, by the Opposing force, Matt included.

A dead Medic is a sad Medic.

Now that you've survived, we can now come to the last test, The Ubercharge.

Matt went from black face, to...

[When Matt have the Ubercharge]

You can build up your Ubercharge meter by healing your wounded teammates.

Kevin died from blood loss, after Matt got his Medi Gun working again.

Once it's full, you can activate your charge.

Matt: I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!!!

With that, he Ubercharged Markwindle and they charged through the Defensive Barrier of the Allegiance Forces.

Pro1: Damn.

Reddy: *eating popcorn* No shit sherlock.

You and your healing partner will be invulnerbale for seven second.

Before they've managed to kill the Allegiance Leader, Matt's Ubercharge has gone empty.

Markwindle: ...

Matt: ...

They both got blown up by the two Engineer's Sentry Guns. They looked at each other and then...

Engineers: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

And more of them, leading to the base got blown to pieces.

Prussiaisgut Flamethrower's Airblast, Reddy's Remote C4 and GIFTwolf4001's tanks can still slap you back.

Prussia, Reddy and GIFTwolf put on their safety glasses. With that...

Now you can call yourself a real doctor.

You can heal people on the battlegrounds.

Enjoy your great accoplishment.

Matt: OKTOBERFEST!!!

And then a piano dropped onto him, killing him.

Engineer: ... Darn.

Have fun.