The Baguette Carriers Guide.

TheBreizhOne.

Today, we take a look at Downneck.

(Prussiaisgut is the BLU Pyro, the Poor Spy is TheBreizhOne)

I mean TheBreizhOne, as the French Leader.








TheBreizhOne, hailing from an indeterminate region of France, is an enthusiast of the Iris Libre and the French Navy.

With Charles de Gaulle, accidentally sunk HCM (Nick), without knowing.

Hà Nội: COUSIN!!!

Foch, Charles and Clemenceau, rely on their Aircrafts instead of Guns, to aid their team.

Using a unique arsenal of French Technology, baguettes and French Spies (The ones that killed EmperorItsukaShido). The Trio can turn the tides against the Crimson Axis.

Deutschland: Those lowly animals will not-!

*CARPET BOMBED!!!*

Foch: Say again?

Charles's 20mm Assault Cannons & Short Ranged Missiles and the Trio's 100mm Gun & 12.7mm MG Guns can be used for close ranged defense.

German Sailor: Let me tell you, about these French Modern Carriers!!!

Being the pride of the French Navy, even Germany is jealous.

In fact, they're so effective, one single accurate missile can sink, Biscuit before she could sink Hood.

Hood: Ara Ara.~ Looks like the tide has turned.~

Bismarck: Mama...

But also, TheBreizhOne's butterfly knife, with one swift backstab will kill most enemies in a single backstab...

*STAB!*

*Black Scottish Cyclops Scream!*

*STAB!*

*New Zealander Sniper Scream!*

*STAB!*

*German (TF2) Medic Scream!*

*STAB!*

Richard (Texan Juggernaut) was the last victim to TheBreizhOne, before Prussiaisgut roasted him with a flamethrower.

Provided they aren't under the effects of any type of invulnerability, or some other form of immense damage reduction.

TheBreizhOne is stabbing his back like it's a machine gun.

TF2 Heavy: Wot?

*STAB!*

TheBreizhOne's Spies and sabotage, destroy or assassinate those, who would deem a threat to him.

Prussiaisgut: WTF!? What happened to my house!?

It got burned down by TheBreizhOne's Spies.

Despite his Carriers can't risk going to the enemy's territory, TheBreizhOne is capable of using the enemy's uniform and vehicles, to make his way to the enemy's HQ and blend in among them.

New Zealand Sniper: ... *sniff*

He gave him a jar of poison.

New Zealand Sniper: THANKS MATE! *Ded*


Now you wanted to become and professional and attractive French?

TF2 Spy: I think not.~

That's a good start! But, before you can call yourself TheBreizhOne the Second, let's take a look of his abilities, strengths and weaknesses.

TF2 Spy: *background* I am the prettiest Unicorn!

*STAB!*

The real TheBreizhOne killed the Spy.

TheBreizhOne: Hah!

We already know that you can backstab your enemies with your knife.

But, before you can backstab somebody, you should observe and learn about your target you want to kill with a tiny knife... Because most Leaders have bodyguards.

Bodyguard: Spy!

Prussiaisgut roasted him again with a flamethrower.

If you have the Carriers, use them to cause chaos against the enemy forces, for you to infiltrate easily. And sometimes, it's better to have the French Carriers to blow the Leader into shit.

And if you use the enemy's disguise, act like the guy, you disguised yourself as.

Fake Richard: Howdy Partner!

*THE DANCE OF TEXAN ENGINEERS*

Yeegineer:

And if you disguise yourself as the Scunt, do remind yourself that you will only rus at your normal speed.

Prussiaisgut: :D

He roasted TheBreizhOne again... this time he lost his marbles.

TheBreizhOne: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!

*TATATATATATATA!*

He killed him with a HK416.

Congratulation, you've finally killed your Arch-Nemesis, Prussia.

TheBreizhOne: :D

He turned to Asra, who just stared at him for a few seconds and run to the hills, leaving her yellow beret.

Now you can kill almost everyone at far away.

To which, he killed Downneck for disguising as him, at a distance.

TheBreizhOne: I feel Tre Bon!

Even your Arch-Nemesis, Prussiaisgut.

TheBreizhOne: I'm back! *Cocking his HK416*

With his French Carriers behind him.

Unless, he has the M202 FLASH.


Later...

Charles, Foch and Clemenceau, was sunk, with TheBreizhOne on the cross... burning.


At the far away...

Kevin: These two...

Richelieu: *sighs* Of course...


As him, you can use both the Carrier's close ranged weapons, Aircrafts and French Spys to turn your enemy base into nothing, but a laughing stock.

Prussiaisgut: ... Oh. It's on...


Now you can play as him.

TheBreizhOne: Yes!

But Prussiaisgut hates you.

Charles: What!?

But the others also wants, your Richelieu...

With a firing squad of Flamethrower.

TheBreizhOne: This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!

Clemenceau: Mon dieu...

Got burned anyways.




Have fun.

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