Chapter 69: When the Shikikan is a Married Man.

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"Well... There are some pros of being a Married Man in Azur Lane..."

1. Entrusted.

The Azur Lane Command seems to value the nature of the said Married Men like me. Plus, if the said Shikikan is Faithful to his loved ones while resisting the temptation of a Secret Lover... There's a strong possibility that the possibility of setting a strong example of a Loyal Father.

Plus, tax reduction.

2. Semper Fidelis.

Yea. I mean it. Iris Orthodoxy, Ironblood, Dragon Empry, & even some members of other factions. Appreciate such faithfulness of the said Shikikan to his or her family. And if they also have kids, some may be willing to teach them. So, if you don't trust the Public School anymore and you're too tight on cash for Private School.

Then Certain Azur Lane Organization can be a sort of Charter School for your kid.

3. More Familial Experience.

You might get a chance that other Shikikans may ask for advice for their Marriage Life. Let's hope you're not the type who'd put people down.

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"Now... I think it's time to reveal the... Cons."


1. Shipgirls willing to fuck shit up.

... The Strong Majority of Shikikan had the Sanctity of their Marriage ruined and lost their Wife and Kids because Shipgirls were willing to destroy the said Marriage...

And they outnumber the types that are willing to protect your marriage...

So, I advise you to remember this.

You gotta always protect your McNuggets.

Or Fight like hell to protect what you love.

2. Jody took your girl and gone!

If you have heard of the Military's Running Cadence or being in one... Yeah. There's a strong possibility that this will happen to your ass.

To be on the safer side, be Single.

Or if you're asking for some heavy flak... Be the Gay Shikikan, like a poor Arthur kid from Promise Ring

And if you're a Lesbian... Do my note show that I give a damn about your sexuality?

Just keep an eye on Jody from stealing your boy or girl, and you'll be fine.

3. Busy between looking after your family and Shipgirls.

There's a reason I prefer to be a Bartender and be close to my kids than to be in Azur Lane... You'll be busy managing both your family and your Shipgirls. It'll be a massive strain on your mental health. Even worse if your Husband or Wife are complete Assholes.

If I were you, I find a better occupation or remain at your current one. If your lover is the Asshole. You can ditch them and become Shikikan... Just make sure you're not married. If you do... I'm sorry, but if your boy or girl is fucked up. You better have evidence for your divorce.

4. Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife & Hide yo Husband!

Literally!

Some would want you to cheat on them... For Yandere Shipgirls, your wife/husband is dead to them! As for your kids? Fuck! They're going to adopt them and either you fight them and also risk losing your kids or accept your fate as they got your kid.

But if you're the type to say, 'Fuck them kids!' Go ahead because there's a strong possibility of losing your life if you're like that! Your kids may end up in the same fate, but they'll likely have a second chance to redeem themselves.

Like what happened to me, the last time I've openly stated that I'm married with kids...

Yeah... They won't stop until I'm theirs.

Luckily, it's from an another guy. And there's a possibility that my assessments are flawed. So, if anything... Correct me.

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