Staring:

- TheagentKevinlee as Michael Visscher and Kevin Lee.

- Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge as Ragna the Bloodedge.

- Darkoreahhhh as Minato Arisato.

- EmperorItsukaShido as himself.

Reference: FGO Harem Therapy in Reddit.

In an Abandoned Asylum.

They all gathered at the Abandoned Asylum in Germany, it was a place where Michael and his old friend used to play Soldiers in here... Now, he just visit here to calm down from Work...

But today... It's different. There's a campfire in the park along with the rest of the people.

Michael: Guten Nacht, everyone. I'm Michael Visscher, a Former FBI, and a Federal Intelligence Service Agent.

Kevin: Kevin Lee. Hero of the Terra Invicta War, Retired Commander of the NPX... Now, a Bartender.

Itsuka: I'm Itsuka Shido, a Former Marshal of the Ottoman Empire, now a Commander in Azur Lane.

Ragna: Name's Ragna the Bloodedge. Former Rebel and is now a Grand Servant in Chaldea

After Greeted each other...

Michael: As every one of you is of course... Cursed... *Read the Papers with Glasses* Cursed Harem Protagonist.

They all nodded until...

Ragna: Hey, what about you, Michael?

Michael: I'm just worried about the Kid's safety. So I came along to protect him... Now along with you guys, too.

Itsuka: You have a good guardian...

Kevin: A Great Friend and A Great HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts) Teacher too... Ahem...

Itsuka: So, what has been bothering you, Ragna?

Ragna: Ugh... Let me start when I was summoned to the Chaldea, I have been doing alright, except for goldilocks who's a pain in the ass... First is Scathach, who's rather...

Itsuka: Flirty?

Ragna: More like Obsessed... And then there's the Female Version of Goldilocks who just chained me. And then after I got a mission that lead me to a Place full of Yanderes...

Michael: Oh mein gott... It's that bad?

Ragna: Worse... One of them managed to use a Grail to have children with me...

Michael: Gott sei deiner Seele gnädig... 'God have mercy on your soul...'

Itsuka: Here I go... After I've managed to join the Azur Lane after the SIREN War... With their Old Commander dealt with... Some of my friends have been attacked by Tirpitz, Akagi, Atago, and even Nagato... Some of them have been obsessed with me...

Kevin: Noble, but it went 180... After they managed to make you mortal again...

Itsuka: No wonder your Jewish Friend kept sending assassins to kill me...

Michael: I take it that's a personal vendetta.

Michael: What about you, kid?

Kevin: Well... After Takara literally went ham on me... My marriage with Zheng didn't help, as they went open season on me.

Itsuka: How bad?

Kevin: Nightmare mode. Some of the Female Azur Lane and Crimson Axis Commanders literally tried to kidnap me to have my children, and Some of the administration employees attempted to make me theirs... Especially the ALT Squad and Freedom Riders... And don't get me wrong with my own sister, who wanted to kill me for my heart... Literally.

Ragna: Jesus...

Kevin: And now... I'm fathering the ALT Squad's Children... Along with Takara's... And now Zheng divorced me for her own safety...

Both Itsuka and Ragna stared at Kevin in shock with Michael...

Michael: Mein gott...

Ragna: Aren't the ALT Squad just test subjects by the Replacer Syndicate!?

Kevin: They... They managed to pay for a Gene Therapy... And that happened...

Itsuka: Well, no wonder they fucked you, you young idiot! Letting them become fertile is basically saying I love you as a husband!?

Michael: A-Anyways... When did you realize when it goes wrong...?

Kevin: I already saw a smoking barrel when the ALT Squad started to flirt me with their bodies... It went upside down when a Void Tuna hunted me down to make me a father...

Itsuka: Oh allah...

Ragna: Oh Dear God...

Michael: Mein gott...

Kevin: My life went into roller coaster ride to Hell from here...