Chapter 52: Shenanigans begets Shenanigans Pt.5. (Short as Fuck)
When a Gacha Game Waifu/Husbando wanted to have you... The U.N. declines but, they're willing to break the law.
Asra: ... Please don't...
Takara: Sorry, but I love Kevin-Senpai more.
Amel: You have a death wish!? ... Good!~
Michael: ... You're under arrest. *Pull out his Revolver* Hands where I can see them.
Darriel: Love to date with ya, but you're going to jail.
Donovan: Marry me, and I'll help you with a fake passport.
Khalid & Kiran: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?
Ezra: Do you want the Military Police to kill you...?
Kevin:
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When the Shipping of an OC went too far...
Task Force Invicta, Israel...
Kevin along with the others are busy doing paperwork... Until Donovan gave a cup of coffee to him... It was Starbucks, a first time he gets a Starbuck's Coffee.
Donovan: Here you go, me grand mate!
Kevin: ... Danke. "Thanks."
As he grabbed, there's a note saying... 'Nanahara's Viet Minh.'
Kevin: Donovan, what is this... A Historical War Crime...?
Donovan: Oh! That lass, Nanahara Chinatsu wants you to Google that. I thought you'll find some historical link... Because you're a fan of History... Eh?~ I heard Images might help.
Kevin: *Sighs* Fine. It better not be your bullshit...
Kevin typed it on Google Images...
A load of pic of fanarts of Kevin with either both Nanahara Chinatsu or Chifuyu... Some time with Hayami Sanae... Some with Kevin getting married with them, dating, to literal 18+ on Danbooru.
A 10 Year Veteran Lone Wolf, Kevin... Spits his Coffee in shock... As that's not the only one... Him with Takara most of which are Femdom with Yandere, while the rest are mostly normal Smexual Stuff... Him with Maze Division's Alex, Yamata no Orochi, Elizabeth Pendragon, Lee Sooyeon, Yorktown, Prinz Eugen, Ulrich von Huten, Yandere Richelieu, and many more... Including the Replacer Queen, SIRENs, Herrschers, Talulah, Sangvis Ferri, and even Genderbend Na Yubin...
Kevin now have PTSD... Of smuts...
Donovan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Like what you see, Mate!?~
Kevin: Wh-W-W-W-Wha...
Donovan: Oh, and have you been noticing the patterns?~ All of them just accepted this... But you...? Damn, you were a pervert in the past... Now, you're Lone Wolf?~ CAP!~
Kevin: No! No! No! Nonononononononononono... TH-TH-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!?!?
He tried to type, Crimson1!Kevin... While Donovan still have a smirk, with a gotcha bitch attitude.
And...
'Sorry... "0" results were found for "Crimson1!Kevin" Did you mean, "Senpai!Kevin"?'
Kevin now have lost both his sanity and his faith in humanity... With Donovan, having his last laugh.
Donovan: HAAAAA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! Accept reality of the fandom! Corps Commander Phoenix Lee!~
Meanwhile at Outside...
Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Michael: Was zum teufel is that sound...?
Ezra: A Vietnamese Introvert.
Kyle Wong: ... Isn't that's...
Zheng: ... Damn it, Donovan again... This time, he just killed Kevin's soul...
Inspiration:
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