- TheagentKevinlee as VPNS Hồ Chí Minh, or Nick.

- MilitaryPro1 as VPNS Hà Nội.

- Nghtbear21 as Crazy XCOM Commander, J***** Shadow.

- Darkoreahhhh as Minato.

- Shipgirls as Yanderes (Inspired by Azur Lane: Lockdown.)

- Unknown_Pilot as Mike.

- Vadim as Vadim himself.

- Hanz as the German Flame Trooper.

Special Guest:

- Akira Kurusu as the Joker and Leader of the Phantom Thieves.

A/N: Let us begin.

Sounds of the M41A Pulse Rifles by Nick and Hà Nội, Minato's Personas and J's Plasma Weapons, they're about to get dry on ammunitions.

J: They're everywhere!!! Just like the fucking ADVENT!

HN: NHANH LÊN ĐI!!! CHÚNG TA SẼ BỊ HIẾP, NẾU MÀY KHÔNG LÀM XONG!!! "HURRY UP!!! WE'RE GOING TO GET RAPED IF YOU DIDN'T FINISH IT!!!"

HCM (Nick): Bình tĩnh đi! Càng nói nhiều thì sẽ mất nhiều thời gian đó!!! "Calm down! The more you talk, the more time we'll cost!!!"

Nick was trying to reactivate the Elevator... The rest were covering him.

Minato: Thanatos! Megidola! *Shot himself with an Evoker*

His Persona went Almighty lord on them, wiping most of the attackers. The Fireteam is still outrunned.

*Click! Click!*

J: Shit! Primary out!

HN: Don't tell me twice! *Shotgun blast* My AK is out!

Minato: *sighs* I'm low on HP and SP... And now were in a dead zone...

HCM (Nick): Almost... DONE! Get in! I'll cover you all!!!

They all got in, while Nick covered fire for them.

HCM (Nick): FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!

Minato got in, with J and Hà Nội not behind him.

???: SLAVES!!! I AM YOUR QUEEN!!! YOU ALL WILL SURRENDER TO US!!!

Richelieu: Oh, Nick and Minato... Join-

Only for Hà Nội to fill her with lead, using Nick's AK-15.

Minato: Even her...? Richelieu...?

HN: Leave my cousin, ALONE!!!

HCM (Nick): Coming in!!!

With the elevator door closing, Junyou prying the door open, but Nick just bash his gun at her face. With the elevator now descending...

Minato: ... So, what now?

HCM (NICK): *sighs* It appears, Elder Sister Richelieu, is not even immune...

J: But... Aren't those French Shipgirls are-?

HN: Oh, shut the fuck up, Jackass! You always charge head first with the tiny head of yours!

J: Sate. Sate. Sate... Guess I have to kick your ass for-!?

HN kicked him in the groin.

HN: How's that for ya!?

J: POOTIS! *High-Pitched*

He falls down, in pain.

Minato's Mind: Just like when Akira got kick in there, when trying to stop Honolulu...

HCM (Nick): Serve him right... Although... We're out of ammo, and now we're-

*Ding!*

The Door opened... to see the soldier turned with their M4A1's aiming at them.

HCM (Nick): Blyat...

They all raised their hands, except for Minato, he doesn't care.

???: Wait a minute... That's the fireteam!

The soldiers lowered their weapons and sighed thankfully, that it's not the Yanderes. The leader comes to the front of them and said.

Mike: I'm Commander Mike, I'm with the Division, trying to rescue the engineers and activate the shockers. You guys?

HN: HQ-300, Capital Ship, Hà Nội. I'm from the Vietnam People's Navy!

HCM (Nick): HQ-486, Hồ Chí Minh, Father Andrew send his regard.

The Soldiers jaws were dropped, two shipboys, unaffected.

Hanz: H-How can zhese two be immune!?

HCM (Nick): By science, it's Biology.

Minato: Minato Arisato.

J: I'm J Shadow! The Squad Leader of the-

HCM (Nick): I'm the Squad Leader. Don't mention it.

These Soldiers sighed thankfully again. With a sane Shipboy taking the lead, until...

Mike: Good, CTB, prepare the caps!

CTB Combat Engineer: On it sir! We will be right on your backs!

Mike: Fireteam, grab some fresh ammo, and get ready!

HCM & HN: YES SIR!

Minato: Ok.

J: Whatever.

They stocked up and get ready. Until...

???: Onii-chans!

Mike: HUH?!

Vadim: Don't tell me*facepalm* We have to kill kids too?! I'm done with this job!

Mike: Wait... What is that in the dark?! Blue eyes? Again?

???: Go my destroyers, get me one or two!~

Hanz: WELL! We are searched by lolipolice too, what a fucking wonderful day!

HCM (Nick): Shut up and fire at will!!!

The sounds of gunfire were unleashed.

Velinky: Brother Nakhimov!~ Let us become one!~

HCM (Nick): NOT MY LITTLE SISTER!!!

HN: Deal with it man!!!

???: ONII-CHANS COME WITH US!

Vadim: I dunno what to do, help?

Minato: I don't know, kill them?

Soldier 1: Just scare them, you dumbasses!!! *shoot at the destroyers legs* See!?

The little girls runned to FDG, crying that they wanted to kill them instead.

???: Don't bully your sisters, or I will get mad.

Hanz: Don't piss her off, those mechanical things didn't even got scratched.

J: Then how will we complete your mission!? Killing ourselves with a bullet to our heads!?

???: Killing yourselves?! As a mother I won't let you do that.

She got closer, using her riggings as a shield.

Then they heard a horn, it's T-90.

Vadim: Comrades let's see how the Stalinium shell in action.

HN: What the...

HCM (Nick): *Laughing madly in Russian Bias*

T-90 Crew: LOADING VODKA!

J: VODKA!?

HN: What the hell!?

HCM (Nick): Glorious! My Comrades of Mother Russia!

T-90 Crews: OPA!!!

Minato: I... seriously don't want to ask...

*KA-BOOOOOM!!!*

FDG was still alive.

FDG: My, my... Somebody needs to be punished.

T-90 Crew 1: Ivan, blyat! That was HEAT? WE NEED AP! NOW!

HCM (Nick): I got the my fellow Comrades!

He took the C4 the Hanz was holding and tossed at FDG, with a press of a button.

*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*

The celling crashed down, due to the powerful explosion that sent the Division knocked out, and FDG a bloody pulp.

A/N: *Happy Black Scottish Cyclops Noise*

Later...

Minato was the one to wake up first, only to find himself in the Medical ward of the underground, he looked around, to see, HN, Nick, J, Vadim, Hanz and Mike, in the Bed, still knocked out. He was a bit confused until...

???: Wow Minato! You sure are lucky with these guys on your side.

He turned around, to see...

Minato: Wha... Akira? How...I have so many questions...