[ONLY COMEDY]

Shipgirls are Crazy, by Kevin 'Phoenix' Lee. From a Sweet but Psycho Parody:

https://youtu.be/F-8ZX8Eu6EY

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and I'm getting frightful!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

'Daddy, please get me home!!!'

And when I'm napping with them, I should've brought dry clothes...

Cause at night I'm screaming:

*Michael Jackson Screams!*

She used to read me books, tuck me in bed, gave me a kiss, and said...

Belfast: Good night, dear.~ Now go to sleep, you're only 12... But now it's time... To make love!~❤️

NOOOO!!!

NOOOO!!!

Just me go-ooo-ooo, I want my mom and dad!!!

I'm saying:

NOOOO!!!

NOOOO!!!

But she's saying...

Belfast: Yes!~ Yes!~ Yes!~ Because you're in Azur Lane!

*Background Snickers*

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and I used to get blindfolded...

Cause at night I'm screaming:

'Daddy, please get me home!!!'

And when I'm napping with them, my screams used to get stifled!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

*Michael Jackson Screams!*

The Kansens have gone crazy, they find me very tasty!!!

And you jackasses just...

AwesomeNinja1027: I don't know, Enty's my waifu.

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and I'm getting more frightful!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

*Michael Jackson Screaming!*

FDG: Let's go to bed.~

Washington: I've brought Viagra!~

Richelieu: Don't worry too much.~ The Lord consented us.~

Dunkerque: Try my 'bread buns', and have a sleepover...~

Emden: If you want us, you'll tell nobody!~ 'If you want us, you'll tell nobody!~'

Shipgirls: Noooo!!!~

Shipgirls: Noooo!!!~

Hood: No please, don't go-ooo-ooo!~ We'll spoil you everyday!~

They're saying...

Shipgirls: Noooo!!!~

Shipgirls: Don't goooo!!!~

But I'm saying:

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! I'LL NEVER JOIN AZUR LANE!!!

HEE HEE!!! *Michael Jackson's*

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and they're too horny!!!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

'Daddy, please get me home!!!'

And when I'm napping with them, and they want to keep me there!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

*Michael Jackson Screams!*

The Kansens have gone crazy, even the lolis gone crazy!!!

And you dumbasses just...

MilitaryPro1: I didn't know they were that horny!?

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and they think I'm scaroused!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

*Michael Jackson Screaming!*

What!?

Why are you saying that I wanted it!?

That's a CAP!!! I NEVER EVEN WANT TO GET MARRIED!!!

I just like being Single...

Is that a crime?

EmperorItsukaShido: Yes.

Then ask my entire family... Even they all said no!!!

Hey, SKKJustin...

Please, tell them the truth! And make Azur Lane pay...

OK!!! I'LL DEAL WITH YOUR GF!!!

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and I just wanna be free!!!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

'Daddy, please get me home!!!'

And when I'm napping with them, I'm glad I'm not the father!!!

Cause at night I'm screaming:

*Michael Jackson Screams!*

The Kansens have gone crazy, and lost it at 16!!!

And you scumbags just...

TheBreizhOne: Give my Richelieu back!!!

Shipgirls are crazy as Yanderes, and I just won the lawsuit!!!

Cause night I'm screaming:

I'M GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!!

For our Senpais, We Lament. Hai Qiu Zheng & Murakami Takara.

https://youtu.be/XfTWgMgknpY

Kevin: Hold on!? You turned them both two Yandere...!?

Donovan: Umm... Oops...? Well, they wanted you now. CIAO!!!

Kevin: Wai- *Got locked with them* Oh fucking kill me...

Donovan ran but...

Yandere Zheng & Yandere Takara: Oh, Kevin.~/ Senpai.~

Kevin: Kill me now.

Yan Takara: Aww...~ We'll make you like it, Kevin-Senpai.~

Yan Zheng: Because we do care... Unlike those Gold Diggers...~

(0:24)

Takara: We've walked down a path...

Zheng: Leading to this path...

Takara: Stole from the tree's hands...

Zheng: A Regretter's friend... The Forbidden Fruit...

Takara: I won't let you go...

Zheng: Because you have left us, no choice...

Takara: And take your love, by force...

Zheng: I've become the "one" who you despised...

Zheng & Takara: We now let us make you love us both...

Takara: Lament!

Zheng & Takara: If only we could hear your words, If only we could see what's in your mind, If only you could understand our love.~

Takara: Each second we've passed...

Zheng: Each second we've passed...

Takara: The Standards inside me.

Zheng: The lines I drew for us...

Takara: Lowers to the Earth...

Zheng: Lament!

Zheng & Takara: Why'd you make yourself afraid!? Why'd you never accept our love!? Why'd you curse yourself that "I'm just nothing more but a pawn."!?

Zheng: Your endless inferno...

Takara: Inferno...~

Zheng: Our Counter-Clock we'll fix...

Takara: Our Counter-

Zheng & Takara: -Clock we'll reload...

...

Takara: Tick...

Zheng: Tick...

Takara: Tock...

Zheng: Re-

Takara: -played...

Zheng: thoughts...

Takara: For-

Zheng: -get,

Takara: us...

Zheng: ... not...

Takara: You're inside...

Zheng: ... our empathic light.

Takara: We've found your friend...

Zheng: Exposing the Shadow that blinded you...

Takara: I've taken care of him.

Zheng: "Hello, how may I help you today?"

Zheng & Takara: Please, two wedding ring for my Darling/Senpai...

Takara: Together, once and for all...

Zheng: We'll never each other apart...

Takara: Not so different from our hell...

Zheng: Not so different from our home...

Takara: Then I realized, that someone's heaven...

Zheng: ... could be the source of your torment.

Takara: Yet life allowed yourself...

Zheng & Takara: (Z) Allowing yourself to swear the Night's Watch Oath..., and liveeee a life without us.~ / (T) Life is to fight for... Life is to protect your loved ones like you... Senpai.~ /  (T) No matter the cost, we'll protect you... / (Z) The Sin of your Father... / (T) Life is in the motion- / (Z) We live- / (Both) -by default!~

Takara: Lament!~

Zheng & Takara: Why won't you accept your heart!? Why won't you accept your fear!? Why'd you always like to pretend like you're just someone else!?~

Takara: Each hour we've been through...

Zheng: Each hour we've been through...

Takara: My heart yearns for you...

Zheng: I'm useless without you...

Takara: Understand our love...

Zheng: Lament!~

Zheng & Takara: Why'd you always hate yourself!? Why'd you always hide your pain!? Why'd you wish if you just never have been born!?

Zheng: I've built this future...

Takara: Future...

Zheng: So there'll only us.~

Takara: Reviving each-

Zheng & Takara: -other in this Hell!~

And then there are echoes of Takara, telling Kevin to... 'Please don't go...' with a Past Kevin, kept going with his eyes closed.

Zheng & Takara: Lament.~

Other Authors: *Cheering both Zheng & Takara*

Kevin: ... Thanks, I hated it. Especially you two, I now hate.

Zheng & Takara: *Yandere Giggles* You do love us!~

Sabaton, The Last Stand, Michael Visscher.

Michael: While others sing Bismarck because of Azur Lane... For my faith in god... I'll sing The Last Stand instead.

https://youtu.be/i9BupglHdtM

In the heart of Holy See, in the home of Christianity, the Seat of power is in danger...

There's a foe of a thousand swords, they've been abandoned by their lords, their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation...

Then the 189th, in the service of heaven, they're protecting the holy line!

It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven.

Thy will be done!

For the grace, for the might of our lord!
For the home of the holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword!
Gave their lives so boldly!

For the grace, for the might of our lord!
In the name of his glory!
For the faith, for the way of the sword!
Come and tell their story again!

Under guard of 42, along a secret avenue, Castel Saint Angelo is waiting...

They're the guard of the Holy See, they're the guards of Christianity, their path to history is paved with salvation!

Then the 189th, in the service of heaven, they're protecting the holy line!

It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven.

Then the 189th, in the service of heaven, they're protecting the holy line!

It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven.

Thy will be done!

For the grace, for the might of our lord!
For the home of the holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword!
Gave their lives so boldly!

For the grace, for the might of our lord!
In the name of his glory!
For the faith, for the way of the sword!
Come and tell their story again!

*Michael going expert mode with his guitar.*

Dying for salvation with dedication!
No Capitulation, annihilation.
Papal commendation, reincarnation!
Heaven is your destination!

Dying for salvation with dedication!
No Capitulation, annihilation.
Papal commendation, reincarnation!
Heaven is your destination!

IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!

For the grace, for the might of our lord!
For the home of the holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword!
Gave their lives so boldly!

For the grace, for the might of our lord!
In the name of his glory!
For the faith, for the way of the sword!
Come and tell their story!

Gave their lives so boldly!

Come and tell the Swiss Guards story again!~

Kevin is Driving a Construction Truck.

Kevin: Trust me, I'm an Engineer! And I drive my truck like a boss! 

Only to flatten BlagojPejov0's Soldiers as if he didn't see them.