Chapter 46: Shenanigans begets Shenanigans Pt.3 (Counter:Side Edition)

In Japan... Ezra's new home... And the Bedroom.

Ezra: Thank god for my reserves... Now I can-

Nanahara Chinatsu & Nanahara Chifuyu: Captain.~

It happened again. Ezra quickly went for the Front Door again, as he's now living in his house... And stuck again.

This time it's AwesomeNinja1027 Truck-kun. He has enough with Ezra's bullshit. But...

Ezra: SUCK ON THIS, INFIDEL!!!

Ezra, used a crazy idea. Blew the Front door with TNT and C4s. Blowing up both Truck-kun and the Entry, along with most of the house.

Ezra: NIGERUNDAY- *CAUGHT!* NOOOOOO!!!

He was caught by the Yamata no Orochi's Snake...

Yamata no Orochi: Ara.~ Guess we're going to be together.~ For a while.~

Ezra: GET AWAY, OR I'LL SPILL YOUR BLOOD ALONG WITH THE NANAHARA'S FAMILY ON FERNANDEZ'S JET FOR GOOD LUCK!!!

Nanahara Chifuyu: But where's the knife?~

Ezra: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!

Kevin...

Kevin: Fuck!

Ezra: Shit!!! We're surrounded!!!

Kevin in his UNSC Sniper Equipment while Ezra is in his GDI Commando Equipment. They've run out of ammo and their time has come.

Kevin: So... This is how we die? Becoming C.Os like them?

Ezra: Yep... So much for a quiet life...

Alex: Oh. Don't be so gloomy boys.~

Kevin: Huh?

Ezra: Wut?

After the Maze Division along with the help of the UNSC, GDI's A.C.T. And the Alt Squad with reclaiming the abandoned outpost...

Kevin: *Heavy Breathing* Thanks for the help...

Ezra: Yeah... I'm exhausted...

Awakened Seo Yoon: You can take a rest with us, Captain. After all, you're our observer.~

Xiao Lin: I-Ignore her flirts, sir...

Kevin: ... Alright...

Lyudmila: Thank god, you and Captain Lee is alright... Just don't go recklessly alone against them...

Ezra: Ah... S-Sure! Same to you...

Alex: Oh?~

Richard...

Hilde: How are you going to beat me, Richard? I'm literally a Counter and you're just a Soldier.

He decided to activate his special ability...

Richard: From the land of the living, I call upon thee in the land of the dead to release THE BOGUS!!!

Richard pulled out a Sledgehammer with Explosives taped with it. Enchanted with Holy Magic.

Richard: I N D I G N A T I O N ! ! !

He spins in 360 degrees, and before Hilde can dodge... She was sent flying. And landed back to her Administration...

Hilde: HOW THE HELL-!?

Richard: Heh.

Darriel...

The Insane British, single handedly Destroyed the Replacer Syndicate!!!

Maria Antonov: I don't get how can a madman like him could destroy the Syndicate like it's a blink of an eye... But somehow, we're relieved that he stopped them from completing the Project Terraside...

Meanwhile Darriel is dancing on the Destroyed New Ohio, along with the corpses of the Replacers Syndicate in the Counter side with...

Darriel:

[TF2 War Song]

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' yer wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! Yer'er all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, laddies!
DOMINATE! Bloody Blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
*Proud British Laugh*

Zheng...

She's just enjoying her coffee, while watching the shitstorm happened in her office.

Zheng: Another day, another Shenanigans happened. *Light Giggles* I'm wondering... how the others are living?

Takara...

Takara: Ara!~ I've never thought I would be an honored guest of the Alliance.~

Chinatsu: Of course, you've helped us numerous times. But... I always wonder...

Nayuka Minato (C:S): I mean, why do you like that UNSC Captain? He seems too focused on his job...

Takara: Oh my... That's a long story...

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