Chapter 38: Genderswap Meeting, and Ezra's Song.
WARNING!: BY READING THIS CHAPTER, YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE SOME OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS. IF YOU'RE SMART, BEST NOT TO RISK IT AND READ SOMETHING ELSE. IF YOU'RE READY... MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SILVER CROSS AND A PRAYER TO JESUS CHRIST.
Michael: Trust me, a lot of confusing shit will happen...
You've chosen to accept losing your braincells... I wish you a good luck...
1: What if they've met their Opposite Gender of themselves...
Kevin: ...
Kara: ...
Kevin: ... For a Female version of me, you kinda look like my sister... But, less of a headache... And more... I don't know, friendly and disciplined?
Kara: Oh?~ Mind If I ask?~ Don't mind if we can do some private time in the bedroom?~ Like if it's ze Blitzkrieg.~
Kevin: Oh, bloody 'ell... forget it... At least you're not Takara...
Kara: Hmph. At least you're not Takai...
Rachel: Whoa! I never thought I'll meet a Male version of myself!!!
Richard: Wow... Same here with a Female Version! Can you-!
Rachel: Can I hold an LMG? *Takes out an LMG* No problemo!!!
Richard: It's almost feels like I have a little sister!
Rachel: I feel like you're my big brother!
Darriel: She's a bloody what!?
Darrellyn: Good Lord! I've never thought we're both are stereotypical pervert, much less a Black British Police Officer!!!
Darriel: Saids you!!! You have playboys where you toyed yerself looking at young men!!! Worse, you're a Black MI6 Agent no less!!!
Darrellyn: What!? How dare you, you naive brat! I've more medals than you!
Darriel: Doesn't mean, your perverted mind is gone!!!
Michelle: Mein Gott... Those two are the same, compared to ze kid and Rachel...
Michael: Natürlich, Fräulein Michelle Visscher. At least we're almost same... Except our genders...
Michelle: Hmm... I suppose so...
Ezra: Huh.
Ezri: What?
Ezra: Are you...?
Ezri: I'm a Hebrew and an Israeli like you. Why?
Ezra: Nothing, just curious about your Task Force.
Ezri: You'll be surprised that I'm a leader of a All Woman Tank Task Force... I thank my Old Men of my old Task Force, teaching me the basic in the IDF. I joined because of duty calls. Never heard or have my parents being in the military.
Ezra: Well, mine is more of a Family Tradition of Joining the Military. My Greatest Grandfather was the Captain of the Frost Division of the Red Army, fighting against 'Imperial Lord of the Ottoman Empire'... More like the Shido and his Dictatorship of Turkey...
Ezri: I... I don't get it... Yours has a Monarchy of Ottoman Empire, while I have a Republic of Turkey? I'm confused...
Asra: By Allah's eyes...
Asim: I... I can't believe my eyes... Did... Is this a dream...? By Allah...
Asra: It feels very real...
Asim: It looks like it...
Zheng: Ni hao, my Male Self!
Zhong: My Goodness! An Intellectual Protégé! I wished to be as smart as you, Zheng!
Zheng: *Blushed and Covered her Face* O-Oh, you flatter me, Zhong... I hope Kevin could trust you...
Zhong: H-Hehehe... I hope Kara too... Both of the are quite Sinophobic...
Zheng: At least we're the exemption! They consider us valuable allies, because we're Team Technocrats!!!
Both of them high-five.
Kiran: Hmm...
Karin: What is it?
Kiran: Nothing... You almost reminded me of my deceased wife...
Karin: I lost my husband in a car accident... I only have my daughter...
Kiran: I pity you... I only have my son left, but my wife died after giving birth to him...
Karin: I suppose the gods are cruel to us...
Takara: Ahaha... This is a joke... Right?
Takai: ... What magic did the Kami sends us...
Takara: Still, As long I could get Kevin-Senpai, all for myself, victory will be mine!
Takai: You...? Oh please, my Kara Waifu is better than you...
Takara: You dare to mock my senpai!?
Takai: He's a male version of my Kara!!! Yours is just a cold hearted bastard who abandoned his love, to be stronger!!!
Takara: Ara Ara... *Readies her Katana* Looks like I have to 'deal' with you.~
Takai: Tch. *Readies his Katana* My Waifu rules! Yours are useless!!!
Amel: ...
Amir: ...
Amel: Purge Heretics?
Amir: *Evil Smile* By Allah Will... We'll Purge the Heretics.
Amel: Perfect!!! Muhahahaha!!!
Farai: What...
Fainche: What?
Farai: Are you...
Fainche: Nope, I'm a Slave Owner. Why work with the mob?
Farai: The fuck!? At least the Mob want Protection Money!!!
Khalid: Well, It suppose our hopes of escaping to space is higher now.
Khaleela: Of course. Our wish of escaping earth is still our mission.
2: What would Ezra sings when Emperor Shido came to visit.
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Parody by Ezra:
Lema Shlom. Lema Shlom. 'Why Hello. Why Hello.' I run our fucking war!
Türkçe konuşamadığımı mı sanıyorsun? Bilmediğim bir şey yok. 'You think I can't speak Turkish? There's nothing I don't know.'
I know that World War III, that nobody want to see, so please UN and Global Elites don't you fuckers mess with me!
OOOOOOOH!!!
Yes, I ken, cause I'm the Champion of the IDF! To Make Israel Great Again, and oh please, I have a ton of refugees, both Turkish and Russians!
I'm Generous!~
You want a peace, or want a piece of me?
I've got Nukes you see, don't play games with me.
You want my Country? Well you can kiss my ass!
When I play chess, be quiet or eat Israel's Republican Guards!
IDF Soldiers: HOORAH!!!
Israelin, Israelout,
Israelin, Israelout
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin, Israelout
Israelin, Israelout
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin, Israelout!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
Israelin, Israelout!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin, Israelout!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
Israelin, Israelout!
Messin' with Israel...
IDF Soldiers: HEY! HEY!
... Is a sin!
It's great to be a Hero of the Israel. But, compared to you, I've saved all of your traitors that you tried to kill!
Oh, by the way,
IDF Soldiers (Full of Girls): Ottoman Empire is so gay!!!
And thank my UNTF sacrifices in The Terra Invicta War!
I sang for Liberty!~
IDF Soldiers: Taiwan!!!~
And took down the ISIS Drug Trade with my Divisions!
IDF Soldiers: BANG! BANG!
I fought terrorism, with my...
IDF Soldiers: High Tech Army!
I'm nice!
Oh why oh why can't I get...
IDF Soldiers with Ezra: A Nobel Peace Prize!?
You want a peace, or want a piece of me?
I've got Nukes you see, don't play games with me.
You want my Country? Well you can kiss my ass!
And if you're still a bitch... Here's your- Rewards!!!
*Film of Ezra Blowing up Shido's Palace*
IDF Soldiers: HOORAH!!!
Israelin, Israelout,
Israelin, Israelout
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin, Israelout
Israelin, Israelout
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin, Israelout!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
Israelin, Israelout!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin, Israelout!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
Israelin, Israelout!
Messin' with Israel...
IDF Soldiers: HEY! HEY!
... Is a sin!
Ezra & Putin: NYET, WE WON'T STOP!
Both of the now sits on the Throne, with Hammer and Sickle insignia.
Ezra & Putin: UNTIL WE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Israelin, Israelout, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelin, Israelout, Israelin, Israelout!
Israelin!
IDF Soldiers: HEY!
You've called?~
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