Chapter 24: Downneck Problems.
At Downneck's Home.
EFTShturman is knocking on Downneck's door. The Soviet Anthem stopped and he opened the door after arriving at inhuman speed.
[BLU Engineer is Shturman, RED Heavy is Downneck.]
Downneck: Yey? "Yes?"
Only for him to hear.
Shturman: Cowardly Kolya.
Tense silence... And then...
Downneck: *Insulted* What was that!?
Shturman: Now that's a face only your Mama would love, you Lazy Vadim!
Downneck turned his right arm into a shotgun and send a powerful punch at Shturman...
*WREAK!*
Downneck: POW!
Sending Shturman right onto his Truck, knocking him out.
Downneck walked to the downed Shturman and his truck, dented.
Downneck: You're dead! GOOD!
Downneck left the scene of a crime, only for YANDERE_DALEK dressed as Kylo Ren.
DALEK: I will finish... What you've started, Downneck.
And so, Downneck went on his destiny... To capture somebody...
Downneck is riding on a bike... With a face...
Sanvis... Bibi-
[Events before The Vietnamese Demoman Guide]
TheagentKevinlee: Today, we take a look at-
Downneck came behind him, posing like that.
Agent Lee: What the shit!?
Downneck: We go together!
Downneck grabbed Agent Lee and pulled him away as a hostage, to the warehouse.
Agent Lee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!
ReddyRedround was shocked to see his Countryman kidnapped by Downneck. With this expression.
Reddy: BREIZH!!!
TheBreizhOne is now next to him.
Breizh: Yes?
He turned to him.
Reddy: Help me!!!
Breizh: Of course!
With Reddy went for his weapons, Breizh found something... Kevin's Mysterious Bucket.
Breizh: Hmm... Well now...
And touching it, he was sent back by a shockwave, and then...
??? 1: If you need anything, let's get ready, folks!
??? 2: Open your eyes, MA3LS7R0M!~ *slapped MA3LS7R0M's back of the head*
MA3LS7R0M: Ow! What the hell man!?
??? 3: AHAHAHAHA!!!
??? 4: Jesus... Where am I!?
Breizh: *snort* Excellent!
At somewhere else...
Agent Lee has been taken hostage by Downneck, he's unconscious until a Baseball is tossed at him...
Agent Lee: Holy Rambo! What-!?
Downneck walked to him and begin his mission.
Downneck: You feel shame? Yea?
Confused, Kevin barked at Downneck.
Agent Lee: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
Downneck got closer... and then said to him...
Downneck: The Half-Russian Guide.
Agent Lee: Wha-!? THE C.I.A. WILL STOP YOU, YOU RUSSIAN DOG!!!
Downneck laughed and knocked Lee out with a powerful punch to his face.
Downneck's Insane Mind: PERFECT!!!
The Yeegineers are taking their breaks until a truck came at them, they looked at the stranger...
It's DALEK.
DALEK: COME FULFIL OUR DESTINY.
Yeegineer: ... Yeah!
They all got in and went partying...
Back to them...
Lee is been tortured by Downneck for a while... As Lee got punched in the face multiple times.
???: Time to pay for your crimes, Downneck!!!
He turned to see eight of them. Nine to be exact.
His own friends has turned against him. It's HMS_Hood, USSNimitz68, Codmplayer2514, MA3LS7R0M, AwesomeNinja1027, Greyghost1942, Holy-Thunderer and HauptmannFranz. With Breizh tried to be cool.
Codm: Ready for this?
Fernandez: Yeah.
Nimitz: Yep!
Franz: W-Who are you? *Memory Loss*
Breizh: LET'S US MOVE!
Codm: Let's-
Franz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Firing his MP 40*
Nimitz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Firing her Browning MG.*
Greyghost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Firing his Firing his M16A4*
Both Lee and Downneck are dumbfounded by their accuracy like a stormtrooper.
Fernandez: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Firing his Chicago Typewriter Gun*
Only Holy Thunderer snuck through the dumbfounded Downneck, and when one of them tried to fired their RPG...
Hood: Fire in the hole!!!
*KA-BOOM!!!*
All of them for killed by Hood's Friendly Fire.
Breizh:
Downneck: Everyone is dead! Surprise big not! HAH-!
And the looked at Breizh with an ill intention.
Breizh: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He got closer... Breizh fired his revolver at Downneck, only for his to catch it.
Breizh's Mind: What the hell...?
Downneck: POW!
Downneck fire the bullet at Breizh, only for the bullet to be caught on time.
Downneck's Mind: Wot?
It was...
CombineCaptainRobert's Mistake of the Combine Squad's Nature.
Holy Thunderer got to Lee and...
Holy Thunderer: Name's Thunderer!
Agent Lee: Agent Lee.
The four combines combined each other to beat Downneck.
The Super Fabulous Combine Squad X's Mech!
Downneck just cracked his neck and punched himself.
Downneck: Beat me! I dare you!
The Combine Mech attacked and got Downneck by the head, Downneck punched the mech and got them by the wall, dismantling them. The White Combine jump onto Downneck and covered his eyes.
Downneck: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!
Both Blue and Red Combine reinforced the Black Combine leg, and when Downneck crashed to the Black Combine's Feet, he turned into a pile of wooden mess.
Meanwhile... Thunderer is cutting loose of the rope, the Lee has been tied to.
Holy Thunderer: I mean... Things gonna go crazy within Wattpad! Imagine stuff like this might've happened!
Agent Lee: Right...
Back to them, Downneck tossed the Black Combine into a pile of Wooden Boxes, punched the Blue Combine to the concrete wall, bodyslammed the Red Combine.
Agent Lee: Hurry Thunderer! The Son of a Bitch is going to get us!
The White Combine tossed both of his MAC-10 at Downneck... Without any damage... Downneck went for the finishing blow, only for SyriaandIraq to tossed a Molotov Cocktail, setting Downneck on fire.
Syria: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Looks at Downneck* Hehehehehe. Fur Souveran!!!
Syria's Mind: For the glory of Souveran!!!
Only for Downneck's Shotgun Fist at his face. Causing Syria to shit a brick and run away.
Syria: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NEVERMIND!!!
When Downneck turned...
Downneck: HEY!!!
Holy Thunderer: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thunderer is carrying Lee with a wheelbarrow, only to blindly crashed at the Gate.
Agent Lee: You piece of idiot...
Downneck: Downneck will now lay an egg... in your mouth.
Saferoom...
Breizh is comforting the White Combine, with the other ded rescuers, next to them.
Breizh: You've done well.
He then pointed at someone.
Breizh: Move!
ThoughtfulForest is now the last Rescuer.
Forest: Alright...
Breizh: I mean now! GET IN!!!
Breizh tossed Forest out, with Forest screamed like a woman.
Back to them...
Lee is now puking after Downneck has him the torture...
Downneck: Make sure no one knows about this.
Lee just gave him the middle finger and mumbled...
Agent Lee: Fuck... Off...
Forest charged his power and came out the-
I have no words... And I don't want to speak about this. Ahem.
Downneck heard a battlecry and turned to see... Forest charging for Downneck's Ass. Lee noticed too.
*KA-BOOM!!!*
It was in vain. Downneck received no damage, he pulled Forest out of his ass with his painful screams.
Downneck: I think you need more men!
???: HEY!
Downneck turned his eyes to see... DALEK. He tossed Forest to the ground, for him to be...
The Yeegineer. And then MilitaryPro1 and Reddy pulled Lee away from the Crazy Downneck. Luckily for the Vietnamese Duo, Downneck is now deaf, thanks to Forest's Efforts.
Yeegineer: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Downneck: Hah!
And the More Yeegineers arrived. And then they started to dance.
The flight crashed near Downneck, shocking him.
Yeegineers: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Explosions everywhere!!!*
Downneck: I'm... stupid!
And then Downneck was blown up, along with his destiny.
Yeegineer: Gotcha fat boy!
Back to the Place...
Pro1 left for his own stuff, Reddy pulled him back to the place, like if it never happened.
Reddy: Go!
Agent Lee: Today, we take a look at-
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The End.
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