Loona POV

After blitzø and the other 2 walked in the portal without me minding my business, I hear someone else walking before I hear the voices as I ran in and knocked the 4 assholes out cold as I yelled.

Loona: BLITZØ!!! WE HAVE 4 FUCKING INTRUDERS!!!

Blitzø: (offscreen) WHAT?!

He and moxxie and millie run in as millie said.

Millie: who the hell are they?!

Loona: they must've got in the portal and here we are!

Blitzø: well fuck! (Pulls out his flintlock pistol) we must kill these fuckers!

Moxxie: (takes blitzøs flintlock away) no! Wait!

Blitzø: moxxie, what the FUCK are you doing?!

Moxxie: they could help us!

Loona: your out of your mind fatty!! They're gonna kill us when they wake up!

Moxxie: well...

Millie: well...what?

Moxxie: you'll see.

Blitzø: what are you planning mox?

(Timeskip)

Captain price POV

I was slowly starting to wake up and as I fully open my eyes including my team as we are in a dark room with the lights off as I then struggle to move as I hear the team struggling to move as well.

Gaz: bloody hell.

Captain price: Sargent, soap, Simon, are you there?

Soap: right here, cap.

Ghost: here, price.

Gaz: im right here.

Captain price: what's going?!

Soap: I don't know, price?

Ghost: come show yourself!

That's when a light was shone on them as we then hear a stupid and loud voice that sounded American.

???: okay, who the FUCK are you?!

Gaz: who wants to know?

???: stop playing with us assholes!

???2: or we'll kill ya!

???3: yeah!

We then hear a female and another male voice as they sound American as well.

Then suddenly, the lights turned on as me and the lads close our eyes due to the brightness before we slowly opened our eyes as I and the lads adjusted to the light as we now see them...

Captain price:...the fuck...?

Moxxie POV

Me, millie, and blitzø glared at the 4 human beings before my wife took out her knife and grabbed the shirt of the one with the beard and hat on as she pointed her knife right between the male humans eyes as she said with the voice I love...sometimes.

Millie: who the hell are you and what do you want?!

The other human with blue hat and British flag on, glared as he said with a British accent.

Human 2: excuse me?! We should be asking you that!

Blitzø: (points his gun at him) you shut up, cup-of-tea!

Human 2: fuck you!

Blitzø: (snarls and growls at him)

Human 2: (glares at him)

Moxxie: we are I.M.P. Standing for "immediate murder professionals" and you 4 have-

Then, another human with a 'skull like mask' who is tied behind the first human says.

Human 3: whoa whoa whoa wait wait-! Did you just say "immediate murder professionals?"

Blitzø: well, what did we just say Pommy?! Of course the limp dick said it!

Moxxie: hey!

Human 1: and you kill people?

Millie: well, certain people to be exact but yes.

Human 4: (Scottish accent) like terrorists? Russians? And others?

Moxxie: you..."could" say that. But we kill people to take revenge on them-

Blitzø: (smiles) because if you find someone that FUCKED you up we'll KILL them!

Captain price: I see...

Blitzø: uh-huh!

Captain price POV

I feel something was about to go down, before I said.

Captain price: let's make a deal.

Blitzø: a deal?

Captain price: of course a deal. If me and my team kill one of your targets, you won't kill us and let us go?

The 3 glared at me and my team before, the female said.

Female demon: I'm afraid we can't do-

Male demon 1: how about this: you kill our targets and we'll let you go?

Captain price: for how long?

Male demon 1: a year or 2. But that depends on something-

Gaz: whoa whoa whoa whoa! Did you just say "a year or 2"?

Male demon 2: of course human being.

Male demon 1: (gives a thumbs up to moxxie with a smile.)

Male demon 2: you kill our targets for us for a year or so, we'll let you go.

Male demon 1: but unfortunately for you, we have to watch you so you won't fuck things up for us. How about that?

I look at me team as they nodded in reply.

Captain price:......Me and my team will do it.

Male demon 1: so it's a deal?

Captain price: it's a deal.

Male demon 1: wonderful! I'm blitzø the O is silent.

Soap: yeah, yeah, we can do those later but now untie us!

(Sorry it took me so long I just had other things to do like writing more stories and school. Stuff like that. But anyway, I'm Ryan zacharko, and have a good one! 😊)