So, this morning I fell asleep again after my alarm went off. Yep, I got up, turned it off ... and then lay back down. I should've seen it coming...

So my dad comes in to check on me and finds me half asleep. And guess what he goes and does. He does the WORST. GOLLUM. IMPRESSION. EVER. EVER. E. V. E. R.

Okay, it wasn't that bad. He was like: "Waksy upsy precious!"

I just wanted to say: "No dad. No. It's 'Wake up sleepies! We must go, yeesss.'" (Or something like that).

*sigh* To be honest, I actually kinda like my messed-up life. XD