This book is weird.

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I'm kidding! That's not all I'm going to say! Gosh, did you think I'd be crazy enough to end the chapter there? Uhhh ... don't answer that.

Hmmm. I feel like interviewing a Lord of the Rings character. Do you ever get that feeling?

Yes.

I wasn't asking you, Pippin.