I was reading the Hobbit family trees (for the millionth time) in Lord of the Rings this morning. What weird names!

Largo Baggins?

Dudo son of Fosco?

Filibert Bolger?

Rudibert son of Adalgar?

Rosamunda Took?

Marmadoc Brandybuck?

Adaldrida?

Ferumbras?

Fortinbras?

OTTO THE FAT?!

Wow. Tolkien was really. REALLY. Creative.

I still can't believe Sam and Rose had thirteen kids... -_-