Tarwa: I'm a flying peanut.

Pippin: What?

Tarwa: Wheee! *spins around*

Merry: Aren't you a little too young to be drinking?

Tarwa: NUMBER ONE, MERRY, I'M NOT DRUNK. And number two, Pippin isn't even of age yet and he's had more drinks than a Sméagol's thought about the Ring.

Pippin: -_-

Tarwa: Aaaaaaand butterflies are pancakes. *throws glitter in the air*

Merry: There can only be one logical explanation for this.

Girls: *pull out their axes* Don't even go there.

Merry: *nervous laugh* Whaaaat? I was just going to say that she's been staring at the computer screen for too long. Haven't you, Tarwa?

Tarwa: *cries* YES.

Pippin: Why?

Tarwa: Because rainbows and unicorns! *falls flat on her face*

Merry: She was probably writing the 200th chapter and the parody for 365 Days of Middle-earth for too long. She gets square eyes pretty quickly.

Tarwa: I HAVE TRAPEZOID EYES!

Pippin: She's freaking me out, man!

Tarwa: *whispers to herself* Now I've got heart shaped eyes...

Merry: You need to sleep.

Tarwa: *in a British accent* AHH, YES! SLEEP! JOLLY GOOD! *pats Merry's head* GOODNIGHT, MERRY! *falls asleep standing up*

Pippin: Did she literally just fall asleep right there? *pokes her*

Tarwa: *wakes up* OH MAH GOOOOOOOSH, BLUEBERRIES. *takes some berries out of her pocket* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE VICTOR! *eats the berries*

Merry: -_-

Tarwa: I watched Finding Nemo today. *giggles*

Pippin: Seriously?

Tarwa: YEEEEESSSSHHHHHHH! OH MAH GOOOSH, NEMO TOUCHED THE BUTT!

Merry: I don't even want to know...