Here's a little something dreamescape07 made up when she read my chapter Lindir vs Glorfindel. I thought it was brilliant!

Woman at the Desk: Yes, how may I help you?

Glorfindel: I was applying for a job. "Save the Ring-bearer from uncertain and cold death, protect the Imladris...?"

Woman at the Desk: *shuffling papers* Ah, yes, that one. I'm sorry, but the position has already been filled. By Arwen.

Glorfindel: F-f-filled? But ... I was made for the job! Arwen doesn't even know how to fight!

Woman at the Desk: I'm sorry, but Peter Jackson insisted. I am sorry.

Glorfindel: ...bye...

Haha! "I was made for the job!" Yes, that is actually 100% true. Like, literally.

All credit to dreamescape07!!!