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Stage Curtain: *comes up*

Audience: *cheers*

Tarwa: *walks onto stage* Hey guys! I'm here to answer your questions from the previous chapter! And better yet: Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam are here to help me!

*spotlight on the hobbits*

Audience: *cheers*

Merry: You bet we are!

Tarwa: Awesome! Okay, let's start the questions. First one is from AryaMiriel!

AryaMiriel: *walks onto stage*

Audience: *goes wild*

AryaMiriel: Okay, here's my question: when did you first read or see The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit?

Tarwa: Well, as I said in my 100th chapter celebration, it all started quite a while back... *flashback*

Gandalf: I HATE FLASHBACKS!

Legolas: Gandalf hates flashbacks.

Aragorn: Captain Obvious strikes again!

Tarwa: *shoves them all back into a mystical portal to Middle-earth* Anyway, as I was saying: hobbitfan12 introduced me to The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings (and Wattpad!). I tried reading Lord of the Rings when the first Hobbit movie came out, but then I decided to watch the movies first. :)

Sam: *pushes AryaMiriel off the stage* NEXT.

Pippin: Next question is from Harmony_Owl.

Harmony_Owl: *walks on* What part of Australia are you from?

Tarwa: I live in marvelous Melbourne! It's at the very bottom of Australia (but it's not Tasmania). *shoves a computer in her face* GOOGLE IT.

Harmony_Owl: *walks off while Googling it*

legolasxelizabeth: *walks on* When did you start writing?

Tarwa: Ever since I could hold a pen! I've literally been writing my WHOLE life. In school I always write stories that are 100,000,000 pages long (font size 6) and my teachers can't even be bothered reading it all, they just say that I passed. Ha.

Pippin: Well ... that's one way to pass an assignment.

Tarwa: Yeah ... I wrote my first fanfiction when I was like five. I think it was a Narnia fanfic.

Narnians: ALL HAIL KING CASPIAN.

Tarwa: Yeah, yeah, whatever. *shoves them into Narnian portal*

crystal_amethyst: *pops out of the floor* How the bananas did Merry and Pippin get into your house without your parents seeing?

Tarwa: Oh ... uh...

Gimli: I wack 'em over the head with my ax.

World: *gasp*

Tarwa: Yeah, Gimli just knocks 'em on the head and they're out like a light.

World: O.o

Dess_Basilisk: *flies through window on a pegasus* If you had to go on a murder rampage with Jeff and you had to murder two fellowship members, who would they be?

Tarwa: *looks over at Merry and Pippin* *evil grin*

Merry and Pippin: *gulp*

Tarwa: I'm just kidding, I love 'em too much to kill 'em.

Merry and Pippin: *sigh of relief*

Tarwa: Uhhhhmmmm ... I literally do not have a clue. Uhhh ... LEGOLAS.

Legolas: WHAT?

Dess_Basilisk: WHAT?

Legolas Fangirls: WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!

Tarwa: MUAHAHAHA!

Legolas: O_O

Tarwa: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Everyone: *slowly backs away*

Legolas: You ain't killing me! *sassy finger snap* *jumps on elk* *rides off into the sunset*

Dess_Basilisk: LEGOLAS! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!! *runs after him*

Tarwa: Awww ... but I just got a new ax and I wanted to test it out!

Ellethwen2931: *walks in* Who or what inspired you to start writing?

Tarwa: I dunno, really. I've always loved reading and I've always loved writing. Everyday I'm inspired by my surroundings and the new people I meet! I've been to Japan, Africa, Australia and more, and all those experiences have definitely helped me write.

TheWarlock2101: Who is your favorite villian? It doesn't have to be from Lord of the Rings.

Tarwa: YZMA AND KRONK.

World: Who?

Tarwa: Okay, if you don't know who Yzma and Kronk are you didn't have a childhood. They are the funniest Disney villians of all time. I'm NOT even kidding.

Merry: Uhhhh ... alright then...

Tarwa: I'll smash you with a hammer.

Merry: O.o

Tarwa: Dude, chillax, it's a quote. *turns to audience* Five points to the first person who can tell me which movie Yzma and Kronk are from.

Sam: Well, that's it for today, but DON'T WORRY! We're gonna have a part two to answer more of your questions!

Tarwa: NOOOO! I WANT TO ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS! *gets dragged off by the security*

Pippin: She's nuts.

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Heyo!

Look at da picture I took of da Melbourne trees! <[^_^]>

Okay, so my concert is DONE and I'm on HOLIDAY!

Hopefully I'll publish part 2 tomorrow. :)