I go for a soccer team called Liverpool Football Club (best team ever XD). Well, quite a while ago a player called Fernando Torrez said he would never leave the club ... AND HE DID. Just because the new club offered him big money. My dad and I (big soccer fans) were really angry.

I mean, WHAT THE LEMBAS?! But the funny thing is he is now doing terribly at his new club (Chelsea). MUAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, that was a bit mean. The strange thing is that he's a Lord of the Rings fan, and he has a tattoo with his name written in Tengwar.

This dude is really annoying. XD