— written Thursday July 8th —

(I would read through this again and cut out the useless bits but I'm honestly too tired to care)

Hello hello~

My friends and I met up to go to a lake with a beachy area last Thursday and go swimming and have a picnic :D

Well, only two of us went swimming and I was not one of them lmao, but I was wearing shorts so we all still walked around in the water lol

Bruh Norwegian people scare me, they just swim in cold water like it's nothing!! Im such a wuss, the water was so cold and it felt like my feet were dying but Amalie kept pulling me and another friend who's a wuss like me deeper into the water >_<

It felt good after a while but those were some painful minutes 😩 I only have half as much Viking blood as the rest of them, I'm not built for ice cold water!! XD

So yeah, we laid out some blankets and just dumped all our food in the middle and had a picnic by the water :D

The guy next to us brought his two daughters with him and we were all so creepy because we kept watching his children because he just laid on the beach staring at his phone, he wasn't paying attention to his kids at all (and they were pretty young and in the water)

So unbeknownst to him, we were keeping his children alive 😂 The two kids disappeared at some point and we all panicked but they came back a little later lmfao

It sounds so creepy though 😂

There was also this annoying wasp (I have no idea what bug it really was but all sketchy bugs are wasps in my head so imma just go with that) that wouldn't leave us alone and it was so embarrassing because we were all making weird noises and moving out of the way trying to avoid the bug and people kept looking over at us and it was packed there 🤦‍♀️😂 So that wasn't embarrassing at all-

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Amalie threw a party on Saturday 👌

It was really hot that day so we started outside on her deck and ended up inside when we got a little loud lol

I wasn't the first one drunk!! I don't know if it's because I can only take half a shot at a time lol or if my alcohol tolerance has gotten better since that time I vomited but either way I'm proud of myself XD

I got a little cocky though when I thought that my alcohol tolerance had gotten better and I ended up drinking a lot and it all hit me at once 😂

So yeah, we all sang and laughed and drank like usual and some more people arrived later on

I didn't knock anything over or break anything, and I woke up with no bruises or cuts so I'll call this a pretty successful party 👌🤣

T was pretty drunk so I offered to drive her home when I got picked up at 1 a.m., and it was kinda funny because we were both still drunk and trying our best not to seem drunk in front of my mom and sister XD

And my drunk ass struggled so much with putting my seatbelt on and we were both giggling like crazy 😭😂

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My sister got me to start playing a game called "Obey Me" and that was definitely a mistake because they're all I think about now 😂

First of all, wtf?! 😂😂

...I-

I live for their little blushy faces and comments XDD

Lucifer is literally just Jumin (Mystic Messenger) as a demon and we all know what I think about Jumin 😳😳😳

And I love how they're giving us thirsty fans all the content we need to be pleased 😂👌

I now have an enormous crush on Mammon and I'm not even ashamed 😂

Mammon has a voice line where he growls and it lives in my head rent-free-

Also, LUCIFER IS SO GORGEOUS ALSJALSJALK HELP 😩

^ that's my new lock screen (it's a live photo that turns into Lucifer and Mammon dancing and being cute in their little bunny outfits and it seriously fuels my soul with all the happiness and pure energy I could ever need)

^ Google doesn't let me save photos anymore so Google can suck my di-

WHEN I TELL YOU ID GIVE UP MY SOUL IN A HEARTBEAT FOR LUCIFER OR MAMMON-

ALSO THE DEVELOPERS ARE PLAYING THEIR CARDS RIGHT BECAUSE APPARENTLY THIS EXISTS

I had to take screenshots from the videos I found to show them here XD Wattpad, please don't remove them 🙏

Here's the video where all the ✨ spiciness ✨ comes from, I beg you, please watch it 😂

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

I was laughing so hard when I first saw it because it starts off with the worst dancing ever and then BOOM a bunch of shirtless guys 😂

You all have been blessed now, you're welcome 🙏

I was talking with Hannah and said something like "can I buy a Lucifer or a Mammon or both please?? Where can I find one??"

And then we started talking about how you could buy Lucifer but you could never own him - he'd own you, and then this convo happened XD

Me: I'd pay for Lucifer. Actually, I'd pay him to own me

Hannah: I'd pay him to hit me

Me: I'd pay him to step on me

Hannah: I'd pay him to stab me

...no we're not ok, we're willing to sell our souls for a fictional character 😂

Here's another convo we had

Hannah: *looking for Obey Me fanfics* there's only angst and fluff

Me: I love fluff!! I live for fluff!!

Hannah: fuck that, you know what I'm here for *5 mins later* ah, smut, here we go

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Bro I'm so close to crying right now

First of all, I have this tripod thing for my phone so I can record videos when I'm drawing and it's pretty much right by my head whenever I use my desk

I was drawing there a few hours ago and I suddenly saw something moving, so I backed up and saw a tiny fucking spider hanging from my tripod right by my fucking head

So I was already kinda shaken up from that when I went to my room

I always use the flashlight on my phone to check the wall and ceiling around my bed for spiders, and I nearly had a panic attack when I saw a little area with black dots directly over my pillow

I had to ask my dad for help even though it's nearly 1 a.m. and you have no idea how fucking scared I was of one of those dots falling straight into my bed

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY WERE BUT I JUST HOPE AND PRAY TO GOD THAT THEY WERENT SPIDER EGGS OR A GROUP OF BABY SPIDERS OR ANYTHING

I ASKED MY DAD WHAT THEY WERE BUT HE WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP SO HE COULDNT QUITE SEE AND HE KEPT SAYING THAT IT LOOKED LIKE FUZZ OR SOMETHING STUFF IN A COBWEB BUT HE COULDVE ALSO JUST BEEN SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

SO NOW IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BED, HOLDING BACK TEARS AND IMAGINING LIFE WITHOUT SPIDERS

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING BUGS, I HAVE A HUGE SPIDER PHOBIA AND I FIND THEM IN MY ROOM ALL THE TIME, AND WE BASICALLY HAVE A FUCKING MOSQUITO INFESTATION BY OUR HOUSE SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE OUTSIDE, AND THEYRE GETTING INTO THE VENT IN THE BATHROOM SO I HAVE TO KILL AT LEAST 3 MOSQUITOES IN THERE EVERY TIME I GO IN

IM SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK, IM JUST PANICKING A LITTLE BIT

ONE MORE BUG AND IM COMMITTING ARSON

Fuck this, im just gonna play Obey Me and think about this Jumin moment (since im playing his route in Mystic Messenger again lolol)