IVE BARELY BEEN AT MAL'S FOR TWO HOURS AND WE ALREADY HAVE TONS OF BRUISES, A WET BATHROOM AND SODA SPILLED OUT ON HER BEDROOM FLOOR

Amalie and I are sleeping over at Mal's and we just played board games for a while, then we decided to pop some popcorn

So we got the little bag ready and waited for Amalie to be done in the bathroom, so Mal just stood outside the door with the little pack of popcorn and was gently hitting the door with it until she suddenly felt an urge to attack me and she threw it right at my-

uh-

chest area XD

So we came upstairs and popped the popcorn, and while it was popping, Amalie started messing around with some kitchen tool and Mal tried to take it away from her

Amalie ended up suddenly letting go, so Mal went flying straight into the fridge and then to the floor

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE

I HAD TO SIT DOWN NEXT TO HER TO NOT FALL OVER

So we spent a few minutes just trying to breathe before going back downstairs

I went to the bathroom, and right as I opened the door, Mal threw a snowball at me

AND IT WENT RIGHT OVER MY FUCKING HEAD

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GRATEFUL FOR MY HEIGHT UNTIL NOW

I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE PIECE OF SNOW ON ME

I FEEL BLESSED

We went back to Mal's bedroom and there's already a mess because Mal managed to knock over a bottle that fell right on her glass of soda

I was drinking, and I suddenly started thinking about how many bruises we've already ended up with, and the soda sort of came right out of my mouth

And it happened right over a pile of Mal's clothes lol

I wonder what else we're gonna fuck up tonight XD