(LATE Christmas/New years)How to get use out of everyone in one episode.
You and Mario were at the mall as Santa and an elf. and you were just as annoyed at this as Mario was.
"I told you that using that LIVE fragmentation grenade was a bad idea!" you whispered harshly to the fat Italian that was dressed as santa.
"Hey! it helped didn't it?" he countered. you sighed and looked up.
"You're just lucky that i talked them down from more unspeakable punishments." you say thinking back to the original punishments.
"Yeah no Mario ain't mining for coal for the rest of his life, how would SMG4 make money?" Mario says which shocked you a bit.
"Who are you and what have you done with mario?" you ask jokingly.
"Hey, i give him grief, but i try to make his videos funny, if I'm not bored." he said crossing his arms as a particularly annoying kid came up to mario and started to cause a scene. you were about to calm the situation when you found the patrol Elvicers walking up to you.
"Hey look, we need one more favor from you and then your records are all cleared." they said looking a bit uneasy.
"Sure what did you have in mind?" you ask as they hand you the next order on the list. you read it over a few times and looked at them with a raised eyebrow.
"You sure about this?" you ask. they shook their heads.
"No, but we have no choice." the Elvicers said. you nod in sympathy before getting Mario's attention.
"Bad news we have another job to do." you begin and Mario groans.
"Good news its the last job before our records are cleared and we get to use the sleigh." you finished making Mario gasp and jump into the sleigh and take off having grabbed you to help him out.
"Where to first?" Mario asked.
"Bob, at the hotel." you say as Mario took a particularly sharp turn nearly throwing you out of the sleigh.
At the hotel you see how slammed the guy is and mario throws out the clones, Rob, Belle, Br/N, and Whimpu to try and help him out labeling them as Side characters.
only whimpu is the one to catch what he said.
after the place is condemned for rats thanks to rob, you wish Your bro and his fiance a merry Christmas as belle blushes and hides her hand.
as you head to the next place you sigh as Mario's favorite pass time and his family are on the list.
you watch as Mario makes short work of the Boopkins family delivery. then get thrown back into the sleigh.
"Well that was sure fun." Mario said before taking off again.
As you guys were passing over the Recolor Village you noticed a red dot on your chest and marios head.
"I Got this one bud." You say air dropping artillery for the recolors against SMG3 and left a nice pile for X, FM(and Cube), and SMG1, 2, and 4.
The next person you guys visit was Saiko. you see a santa get thrown out of her place and you guys pop in to say hello and you have to duck to avoid getting a hole punched through your head by the tall girl. though mario fared it much better in your opinion.
You notice tari and head over to her as you both share a hug and a quick kiss before redecorating saikos apartment from Christmas to Chicken. Long story short she loved it and you commented how much you loved Tari in her ponytail. you were dragged away by mario as you went to the next on the list.
You and mario came upon Shroomy being down after his uncle slams the door in his face.
"Hey shroomy you alright?" you ask. he nods a bit down before Mario gives him the best gift ever.
Someone to talk to about guns. also more commonly known as Swagmaster. Chris whilst looking over this exchange was mystified at the two but he soon became confused as Mario gave him an interesting photo.
It was about this point you noticed that it was getting late and the list was getting harder and harder with each tough customer more recently Jeeves. that is until Luigi saw how tired you two were after he saw Frankie, Peach, daisy, Wario and waluigi, Mr. Security, many yoshis, and toad trying to help a boo find its place in christmas.
the two of you made a crash landing in front of the castle and crawled to the couch.
"That should be everyone." Mario said.
"I don't think so but i'm too tired to check." you respond.
"Well this year is a lonely one thanks to santa." Mario said looking up at the ceiling.
you chuckle to yourself as you had a small present for mario up your sleeve. you look over at the doors as the doorbell rings.
Mario goes to check to see all his friends at the door and they all want to wish him a merry Christmas. they all came in and you saw Meggy and Fr/N and Melony and Axol walking in together. they wave at you before Tari tackles you into a hug and holds up some mistletoe making you chuckle and kiss her.
as the party begins you see that Melony had gotten a pet Axolotl for when Axol had to be out of town. though she had taken to being an artist just like axol to his surprise.
Meggy and Fr/N called Auri and wished him and all the rest of the residents of Port Aruora a merry Christmas. then she called for a group photo and then things burred from there after. but you remember the night up to that point fondly.
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