(the song ben sings is by
mumford and sons: reminder)

Benjamin | Casey

incoming call: the hot guy from target

"hey, ben! what's up?"

"hey! how are you?"

"im doing just dandy, and yourself?"

"im good too. but the reason i called is because we've been dating for two months now, and i want you to meet my mom."

"..."

"baby? you there?"

"y-yeah, im here. your mom? i don't know, benny."

"she's harmless, i swear."

"do i have to like...look presentable? because if so, im out."

"well it'd be deeply appreciated if you did."

"so it's not required?"

"no. but i'd appreciate it."

"...if you want me to dress up then just say so."

"fine. i want you to dress up."

"and to that, i say no."

"baby, come on! i'll do that thing you like."

"you'd do that for me? you must love me."

"sadly, yes."

"okay. do it now."

"like right now?"

"yes."

"okay. uhm...and i won't hear you cry when i'm gone, i won't know if i'm doing you wrong. i never know if i'm doing you wrong. a constant reminder of where i can find her. a light that might give up the way, is all that i'm asking for. without her i'm lost, oh my love don't fade away."

"wow! who knew that you'd even know how to sing? i mean wow! your voice is amazing!"

"thank you, haha. now will you dress nicely?"

"okay, okay. only for you! but you still do owe me! singing doesn't even make up half of it."

"what else exactly did you have in mind?"

"get your head out of the gutter, target boy. i have to go to class, i'll talk to you later. bye!"

"see you later, babe."

call ended