Benjamin | Casey

"hello, this is target. my name is benjamin, how may i help you?"

"..."

"hello?"

"boo!"

"ah, crap! that was loud!"

"el-oh-el."

"god, what's your problem lady? do you have anything else better to do? i mean seriously! the target helpline is not a place to converse and make friends or ask ridiculous questions. stop calling!"

"but i did have a real question. it was an actual genuine question. i promise."

"what?"

"don't sound so grumpy! anyway! i went to my local target yesterday and i saw this very cute guy. i was wondering if you knew who he was?"

"..."

"i can hear you breathing."

"you're such a waste of my time. i have other people who need help. bye, and don't call again."

"are you-"

"..."

"-okay? well. that was rude."

call ended