Benjamin | Casey

"hello, this is-"

"patrick."

"-target. and it's you, again. do you have a life? maybe a boyfriend?"

"is this your lame attempt in asking if i'm single? because if so, that was horrible and it wasn't even the slightest bit subtle."

"are you kidding? you think i want a girlfriend who calls target for no reason? pfft, yeah right."

"..."

"..."

"i'll pretend that didn't hurt."

"do you need something?"

"why are you getting so snappy, benjamin? did someone mention walmart to you?"

"..."

"um, hello?"

call ended