I need more random things to make it longer aicniwgoqgowfnow I'm sorry only the end is actually ok

"Uhm ok? Why?" He closed it. Good.

  I pointed behind him as an answer. He looked behind his shoulder and screamed in fear. There was this thing-- I don't know- it's only bones and it has a weird looking face. The monster is actually kinda big and is wearing a garden hat. But I'm not gonna ask. The monster banged on the car window and I just noticed there's more of them. But they all scattered once we looked at them.

  "bRo you're older the oldest always dies in movies-" I say to him, but he rolls his eyes instead of replying to me. Yeah he probably considers me annoying and planning to use me as a sacrifice. He still looks a tad scared from those boney people, so I needed to distract him.

  LeT's annoy him evEn moRe. "Oooo can I see your gLassEs???  OWO." I say.

  "No."

  "Please?"

  "No."

  "Why not?"

  "Cause I said so."

  "I wanna see your prescription-"

  "No."

  "pLeAsSseEe??"

  "No."

  "Why?"

  "No."

  "Why?"

  "N-"

  "...why?"

  "OK OK FINE WHATEVER." He takes his glasses off and shoves it at my face, as I wear it and do my "mehehehs". I give it back and think of what to say because of the awkward silence.

  "Did you know that the back of your back is your front?"

  He looks at me with a straight face. "Did someone tell you that?"

  "HOW DID YOU KNOW?-"

  "I can already tell you're too dumb to be original."

  "Ouch. mY hEaRt."

  And then we laughed along together.

  "Hm, hey what do you say," he starts. "lEt's gEt oUt aNd nOt dIe, fRiEnd."

  "sUre fAm. But hEy I neVer gOt yoUr nA-"

  I hear glass shatter and a slam. I look at my new friend, knocked out, maybe even dead, and look out the now gone window to see Bouncy_Bouncy and Puprock404 standing out there with ladders and horses and broken phantom wings and holy water and-

  "Ahhh are you ok???" Puprock talks to me, with concern.

"WTF YOU JUST KILLED MY FRIEND--"