Dear insert-a-random-user ,

Listen up.

YOU

ARE

THE

MOST

AMAZING

PERSON

EVER

And don't you dare say I'm lying cause it's true. You were the first person to ever comment nice things on my books.

You are the most amazing, sweet, kind, and awesome person I've ever met. I could make a list of 1000 nice things about you.

You don't understand how many times I've had the worst day (or was crying) AND THEN UR COMMENT POPPED UP AND MADE ME FEEL BETTER.

There's never been a time where I've seen you be rude or mean. Also ur 10000000 times better than me AND THATS A FACT.

No one even likes me and then ur over here with the best personality on Earth.

As for your writing, ITS AMAZING. Idk why you barely write any books cause ur writing is really good.

If you post a book I bet it would get thousands of reads because of how good it is. I've never met anyone EVER that I trusted in only a week.

I usually don't get comfortable with people easily. And even if I am comfortable with them, I would NEVER talk to them about my problems.

But I feel comfortable talking about my problems to you.

Ur amazing in every single way possible. And I wouldn't want anyone else to replace you.

If my favorite celebrity walked up to me and said, "I'll be friends with you if you stop being friends with insert-a-random-user." I'd slap them and scream, "I WILL DEOP KICC YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU DONT LEAVE!!!"

So that is my letter I hope it convinces you that u are better than me.

Love,
Bouncy