Bloopers (1)
(Sorry if I left out some chapters. I only got these ones done, but I'll continue the bloopers for the last few chapters later. Enjoy!)
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[Bloopers]
♦Chapter 33-34: What The Hair?!♦
A loud poof had caused a lot of purple fog to form and fill the room.
“Where was supposed to go again?” You call from somewhere in the fog.
“The window!” The director calls back.
“Where's that? AH!” You trip over a camera and the camera falls, pulling all equipment with it.
“(_____)?!” Rapunzel, Cass, And Varian say in worry.
They start moving too but run into the director and cause a giant pile up.
The director groans, “I would fire you all, but this is my only time to shine!”
You get up and knock over the alchemy table, “Oops.”
A big poof caused the whole home to crumble, but everyone got up without being harmed.
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“Is it safe that this giant magnifying glass is going to hit me?” Varian asked a very rhetorical question.
“Yes, Varian. It's gonna swing and knock you out cold.” You say sarcastically, feeling extremely grumpy that you all haven't had lunch yet.
Varian panics, “What?”
“No, no. Varian, it's safe. Just swing it and it should stop with the small breaks on it.” The Director says, trying to get Varian to stay.
“A-alright.” Varian chuckles a bit.
“LIES!!!!” You point at the Director.
He shushes you and turns back to the camera crew, “Action!”
Varian speaks in a determined voice and raises a hand up dramatically, “I, Varian, can unlock the mystery of your hair with the POWER OF SCIENCE!” He pushes the magnifying glass away.
You facepalm at this, but he is cute. You all jump, especially you when there's a very loud bang.
“OW!” Varian held a hand to his head.
“Oh my god! Varian, are you alright?” You said in shock and run over.
The Director holds a hand up to stop his crew from helping and waves for them to keep rolling.
“Keh, no sweat.” There's blood on his glove and he seemed to be freaked out, “It's just a little bl-aaa-” He smiles in a daze and passes out.
“VARIAN! Hey, you're not dying on me today.”
“(_____)....did you know you're so spellbinding?”
“Yeeeah, you're alright.” You help him over to a chair and turn to the director with a very stone hard glare. “YOU.”
“Uh oh.”
You jump at the camera and it all goes dark.
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Varian and Cass run along the road as pipes explode from the ground.
“Wow. They can really run.” You comment, sitting on Quirin’s shoulders.
The camera crew all turn to you as you sip your favorite drink that Quirin bought you.
“(_____). You're supposed to be on the other side, underground.”
You blink, taking out your script, “Oooooh yeah.”
Cass and Varian stop when the heard on the earpiece they had on, “WHAT?!”
A big pipe is heading right for them and Cass pulls Varian close as the opening covers them. Luckily they come up unharmed.
Quirin sighs in relief then gently puts you down, turning to the camera crew in anger.
You blink then grin, “You might wanna run.”
They all run with Quirin chasing them now.
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Varian clears his throat, standing outside his home and reads over his script while the camera crew set things up.
“Okay….” He takes a deep breath and grins, placing his hands on his hips, “I! Am Varian.” He blinks then shakes his head, “Too heroic.”
He reads again then speaks in a high voice, “Hey, we're looking for Varian, and I said, I am Varian.” He scrunches his brows hands on hips then laughs like a dork.
You snicker, holding up your phone and recording him.
Varian jumps and kicks, “Hiya! Then she said, Uh hi! Sorry to bother you, sir, but I came to ask about MY hair.” He flips his locks.
He throws his fists up and yells deeply, “I will figure out this mystery with my skill of..,” He gets into a fighting position, “...ALCHEMY! Heeeeya!!!”
You burst out laughing and fall over.
Varian screams with a squeak at the end and his face turns red at you. “D-d-did you- w-were y-you-?”
You continue laughing and Varian runs off to his trailer.
“He just too adorable.” You say and watch the video you recorded.
♦Chapter 38-39: Fitzherbert P.I.♦
Everyone waits for Eugene to get back with the carriage.
“Where is Eugene? Why are you always taking off when on set?” The Director grumbles.
Rapunzel picks up her phone when it rings and grins, “Hi Eugene!......Yeah, the combo 8 will be great!”
You wave at some of the actors who are taking a lunch break from their movie or tv sets. Varian sneaks a few fries from your lunch bag.
“Varian!!!” You yell.
He screams, but shoved the fries in his mouth before you took them. You two start fighting.
Rapunzel blinks as the phone cuts off with Eugene yelling to break it up.
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You jump when the bakery shakes and blink as Baker and Eugene run out of the bakery. It all crumbles to the ground.
“Eugene! This is the 50th time this week!” The director screams. “Just burn the cake, not explode the whole building!”
“I did what you said!” Eugene waves his arms.
You pick up a small can and raise a brow, “Eugene. You do know this says Gunpowder right, not baking powder?”
Eugene swipes the can then glares, “Cassandra.”
Cass laughs off in the distance.
♦Chapter 40-42: Challenge Of The Brave♦
You take a deep breath and watch the competitors go through all the dangerous events. You gulp, “Do we really have to go through all that?”
Cass crosses her arms, “Yeah and you have to wonder why we have no stunt doubles.”
You look at her, “Why?”
“Because we can go through without getting hurt, plus the stunt doubles that are hired just quit when they see what we do.”
You hum, “Logic here is weird.”
Cass stands still as an axe goes over her head, “Tell me about it.”
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You Rapunzel, and Cass were now in an intense battle and slightly brutal battle between your staffs.
Suddenly the three of you are knocked out of the ring.
Varian holds up his staff, “I AM THE GREAT VARIAN!!!! FEAR ME!”
You stare then yell, “Who gave Varian an energy drink?”
Eugene whistles innocently and slowly backs out of the area seats.
♦Chapter 44: Cassandra V. Eugene ♦
You dip the brush tip in the paint and reach out to paint.
“(_____)!!”
You scream and swipe the brush on the direction of your name, then blink.
Varian stands there with blue paint on his face.
“My painting came alive!!!!” You run off.
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You have the brush again and paint. You were in such deep concentration in your work until the Director shouts.
“Varian! You're not in this scene!”
You pout and Varian groans, standing up, “Fine.”
“More like feline.” Eugene says from behind the camera and smirks.
Varian blushes. The painted whiskers and pink nose standing out more.
♦Chapter 45: The Return Of Strongbow♦
Lance counts his footsteps while following the map and opens the door, not bothering to look up as he feels excited about the treasure.
Above him, something tips over and dumps a bucket full of fake spiders.
“AHHHH!” Lance screeches like a girl in terror and runs around crazily.
You sit up in the bed and laugh your head off.
“(_____)!” The director yells.
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“Okay, once Eugene walks away from Lance, you walk in.” You were told and grin with a thumbs up. “ACTION!”
“And honestly, put those back.” Eugene walks off and Lance dumps the stolen treasures on the table.
You run out and yell crazily with a spider costume on.
Lance screams and runs, jumping onto Eugene and they fall over.
You laugh as Cass comes out then gives you a high five. “Good job, Spider-Girl.”
♦Chapter 46: Unwillingly In Like Flynn♦
“I'm quite surprised this is turning out great! And it isn't even scripted.” The director of grins, “Who know they do this on their free time.”
They follow you, Eugene, and Frederic while you guys are off going to prank King Trevor of Equus.
♦Chapter 47-48: Great Expositions♦
“Ooooo!!! Look at this one! Oh no, this one!” You zipped around to see all the inventions.
Varian pants, trying to keep up with you with his invention, “(_____), slow down.”
You run by a tent, then skid to a stop and back up. Your eyes widen and sparkle at the thing on front of you.
“Hello, I am Baymax, your Personal Healthcare Companion.” The white marshmallow looking thing waved a hand.
“Baymax! Quit walking off onto the wrong set!” A boy with black hair begins to pull him away.
“Awwww so cute!” You say.
Varian comes up and raises a brow, “The snowman thing or the boy?”
“Both. Actually that boy was cute now that you brought it up.” You smirk at Varian.
He narrows his eyes and scoffs, “I can be cute.”
“No…...you're adorable!”
Varian blushes.
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“Zooooom iiiin.” You zoom in on Varian from the distance.
“Zooooom ooouut.” You turn the lenses on the helmet.
“In. Out. In. Out. In.” You zoom back on Varian’s face.
At that moment he stares at you then grins shyly.
You blush heavily then squeak when he smirks, pulling off the helmet. He was closer than you thought.
“These don't work, (____).” Varian states then gives it to you, walking off.
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“EVACUATE!!!” Everyone runs around as the invention starts to make a giant whirlwind.
“I didn't realize the fake accident would cause this!!!” The Director yells.
“I TOLD YOU!!!” Varian yells angrily.
You're eating popcorn, but all of it floats out of the small box and you sniff sadly. “My popcorn!” You begin to fly up too, “WHOA!”
“(____)!” Varian panics then then orders the others to get Rapunzel’s invention to go in reverse.
“There's no place like home! There's no place like home!” You open your eyes then see your heading right for Varian's invention, “THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!” Your foot hits the break.
Now you're falling and luckily Varian catches you. You peek through your eyes then hug his head, “I'M HOME!!!”
It all stops then the director comes up, “AGAIN BUT GET THE CAMERAS!”
You and Varian stare unamused.
“He really doesn't care about our safety, does he?” You say.
“Nope.”
Cass now goes after the Director.
♦Chapter 58-59: Wrath Of Ruthless Ruth♦
“GO! GO! GO! GO!” Everyone yelled from in the pub.
One of the ruffians had stolen four ICEE machines and right now, you, Eugene, Cass, and Shorty were chugging down the cold drink.
The four of you had the nozzle turned on as the icy drink flows into your mouth.
“GO! GO! GO!”
Eugene was first out and ran around, holding his head. “BRAIN FREEZE!!!”
You and Cass kept going once….,well you all didn't know what Shorty was doing now. He looked like he was taking a shower in the ICEE.
The machine you and Cass had were empty now.
“HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?” Eugene screams still having a brain freeze.
Cass and you glance to each other and grin, pounding your fists together. “Cartoon Logic, Fitzherbert. It's everywhere here.”
Eugene just slams his head on the counter as everyone laughed.
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You and Rapunzel swing around the pub happily with her hair.
Varian comes in from outside and soaked in water.
Ruth pops up from the floor and yells, “BOO!!!”
Varian screams like a girl and the whole pub gets silent. His face flushes red and glares once you all laugh loudly.
“THAT IS NOT FUNNY!” His voice squeaks.
You all laugh more.
“Everytime!” Ruth laughs and pats Varian’s head.
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You stick your hand out the door and your hand appears in the middle of the room. You grin and see the trapdoor appears on the ceiling.
A giant barrel full of balloons that are filled with pudding is above the trap door and you hold the string that will tip it into the door. You stood by the front door and got a cannon full of colorful feathers in it.
Everyone stood in the middle of the room and you smirk.
The string is pulled as the balloons all fall and come out of the ceiling, pelting everyone in pudding.
You laugh and shoot the cannon as the feathers poof out from the middle of the room, covering everyone.
“(_____)!!!”
You run and laugh while Ruth appears, high fiving you. She makes more portals in all exits and they all change in different locations.
You hop through all of them, losing everyone as you laugh.
Rapunzel grabs you with her hair, but you salute and she rolls her eyes playfully and grins. “Food fight?”
You nod eagerly, “FOOD FIGHT!!!”
Food magically appears and you all now laugh while pelting each other with food.
♦Chapter 63-65: Queen For A Day♦
“Quirin, my old friend, what bring you from Old Corona Village?” The King says happily.
“HI QUIRIN!!” You wave happily.
Everyone turned to you and Quirin waves sheepishly as everyone chuckles.
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“No! Don't goooooo!” You wail and cling to Arianna’s dress.
The King and Queen look to each other, “(____), we haven't started-”
“I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO! IT'S TO DANGEROUS!” You yell dramatically.
Arianna tries to walk, but you hold onto your her ankle. “(_____), we haven't begun filming yet, sweetie. It's okay.”
“No, not that! Don't quit!”
Arianna tilts her head, “Quitting? I'm not quitting, who said I was?”
You blink, then hear Eugene and Cass snickering. You turn to point at them, “YOU LIED!”
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You shiver and pull your coat closer. “Do I really have to go through that whole icy snow cavey scene?”
Varian shivers beside you, “Yeah. It's too cold out here!”
A snowball hits your heads and you turn around to see Rapunzel grinning.
You and Varian grin and chase her around while throwing snow everywhere.
“Varian, (_____)! Make sure not to run into Elsa’s set!” The Director warns and reads a newspaper.
Suddenly, you, Varian, and Rapunzel tackle each other and roll down a steep mountain, rolling into a giant snowball.
The three of you scream and fly up over another tall snowy hill.
Elsa looks up from the screams and panics, throwing her hands up.
The ball dispersed and you all land in a pile of snow.
Varian pops up then you and Rapunzel before yelling, “AGAIN!”
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“I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD!!! I WILL MAKE YOU HAVE FAITH IN MEEEEE!”
“VARIAN!”
“NO INTERRUPTIONS! Uh….something….AT LAAAAAAST!”
“VARIAN!!!!”
“WITH THE…..the…..BRIGHT IN YOU EYES! And I WILL COME IN AT LAAAAAAAST!!!”
You laugh as the Director rubs his temples in a stressful manner. “Varian. How do you not know the lyrics to your own song?”
Varian throws down his script, “I didn't write it down when it can from my head! You're only supposed to sing once when it's a Disney song! Not repeats!” He waves his arms.
Suddenly you sang all the lyrics to Make You Proud and they look at you as you pull out your ear buds, “What?”
“How did you know all the lyrics?”
You hold up your phone, showing Varian singing away in his room and smile, “I couldn't resist recording his voice.”
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