Renge
~Ayame POV~
Haruhi and I stared at the Host's in confusion and annoyance.
Tamaki was crying, Kaoru was crying, Honey was crying, why the hell is everyone crying?!
"Guess tears are popular with the ladies today. But how are they able to cry so easily?" Haruhi mumbled, bumping into Kaoru.
A small container fell out of his sleeves. It had the picture of an eye crying.
Haruhi picked it up. "What's this?" She asked, highly annoyed.
"High grade eye drops." I said glaring at Kaoru.
"For your information it's normal-" I kinda tuned out. Ehehe. I'm not the best listener.
And then I heard her.
"Kyoya! My prince!" Renge!!!
After everyone bombarded them with questions I finally came up to the slightly taller female. Hey! She's only taller than me by 3 inches! Stop looking at me like that! It's only 3 inches!!!! I really hate you people. I'm just kidding :3.
"Ren-chan did you already forget about me?" I said tugging on her arm, for once acting like a little sister. Key-word. Acting.
"Aya-chan!!" Renge squealed, releasing Kyo's a arm long enough to hug me before going back to him. "This is where you went? Surrounded by all these idiots and my sweet prince?" Shouts of indignation were heard.
"Yes." I sniffed dramatically. "It was absolutely horrible!" That sent Tamaki who was frozen on the floor with arrows on his back, straight into the emo corner.
"And that is my long lost brother." I said sarcastically waving my hand. She gasped in horror.
"The phony prince?! You poor girl!" She cooed.
"Sorry to interrupt but-" Hikaru started
"But how exactly-" Kaoru continued
"Do you know each other." They finished in harmony.
"I lived with some family friends in Paris. Eventually when I started 'poor' school I had passed by the 'rich' school and I met Renge who was fangirling over Miyabi. Soon I started playing with her. She showed me her favorite 'games' and we became close friends." I sighed.
"Game?" Honey asked.
"Apparently, Renge here thinks I'm Miyabi from 'Uki Doki Memorial!' Thus she is putting her love into me because we look the same." Kyoya said with a glint in his eyes.
~Time skip~
"I made cookies!" Renge bounced in.
"See! This is a true lady-" Tamaki started his princely act.
"They aren't for you, Phony Prince!" Annnnnd emo corner all the night long.
Oh well. It's freaking cookies! How can I turn that down?
"Coooooookies!" I squealed and quickly took one.
"I burned them a little but that's okay! I know what you will say my sweet prince!" Renge sighed daydreaming.
Honey took one and munched on it. "Wow these are really burned." I turned to him eating my own cookie.
"What are you talking about? They are delicious!" I said taking another from the bag. Mori came up to us and took our cookies away.
"Don't eat that Mitsukuni, Ayame." He said with a blank face. "It's bad for you."
I posted. "My cookie!! Give it back tall person!!" (got that from WeirdoTomBoy XD)I jumped to get it back.
I felt a dark aura behind me and stepped back. There are only two ways to piss Renge off. First, insult her. Second, insult Miyabi.
And so Renge chased them around in her Medusa form.
Haruhi came up to the bag of cookies and took two out, giving one to me (which I happily accepted.
We bit into out cookies.
"It's not that bad." She said. And I nodded in agreement.
Hikaru came up to Haruhi. "Can I try some Haruhi?" Before biting half of her cookie into his mouth trying (and failing) to be seductive.
Kaoru followed his example came up to me. I eyes him suspiciously, guarding my cookie, of course.
"Uh oh Ayame you got crumbs on your cheek." And he merely licked it.
"Oh thanks." I said going back to my cookie as Tamaki shook Haruhi yelling something about 'shady twins' and 'reacting wrong'. But he flipped out when she muttered he was sexually harassing her.
"YOU SHADY TWINS!!!! YOU TRIED TO DIRTY OUR FLOWERS!" He screamed.
"Flower? I'm no flower. I'm a freaking fire." I said in annoyance.
But the idiot kept babbling about his 'precious Haruhi' and 'innocent little sister'. As if.
"LUKEWARM!" A sudden shout snapped us out of our conversations or in my case daydreams.
"YOUR ALL LUKEWARM except of course my precious Kyoya and Ayame." I snickered. I wasn't lukewarm haha.
Okay I feel like an idiot.
"You all need a dark side! All the girls love a dark side! Right Aya-chan?" Renge ranted.
I nodded and took another cookie. "Oh yeah. Love em. Especially badass ones." I said examining the cookie.
"MOMMY AYAME SAID A BAD WORD"
"Starting with you!" She pointed at Honey. "If you are cute inside and out your no different than a baby! You shall be the baby-faced thug!" The all knowing Renge said.
"And you're his childhood friend the flunkie!" Mori.
"Your the twin basketball stars trapped in their own world!" Thing 1 and a Thing 2.
"Your the honor roll student constantly getting bullied!" Haruhi.
"Your the lonely prince! Stuck in a world who only appreciates the outside and ignores the inside!" Tamaki? -.- really?
"And my sweet Kyoya stay just the way you are~!" She gushed.
"Thank you madam. I am truly honored." He said with fake politeness.
"What am I? Cookie crumbs?" I scowled.
"Oopsie. You too Aya. Stay true to the Otaku's!" She gave a short wave.
"Do we really have to do this?" The twins asked.
"Tamaki seems to have no problem with it." Kyoya responded taking out his Death Note and we turned to see Tamaki posing.
"How is this Renge?!?" He asked in a dark pose.
"That's actually pretty good! But some rain would make it even better!"
I walked up and tilted my head.
"You look like an emo."
~Time Skip (I know lots of time skips but I'm lazy)~
"I'm sorry Haruhi!" Honey cried like a small child hugging her waist.
"CUT! CUT! CUT! That's not the line! Stick to the script!" Renge yelled.
"How did this turn into a movie?" Haruhi asked.
"Yeah and since when is Kaoru the pitcher?" Thing 1 asked. (Hikaru).
"Pitcher?" Haruhi asked and I mentally snickered.
"If you don't know don't ask." The Things said.
Blah blah blah.
"Haruhi come here! There is an extra scene!" Renge and Haruhi disappeared.
"So..." I said awkwardly.
BAM
"And they are off." I muttered following the dashing Tamaki and twins. Dimwits can't even tell they in love.
~ANOTHER TIMESKIP~
"YOU GOT RENGE IN LOVE WITH YOU?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed so hard I was crying.
"Yeah..." Haruhi winced. "Help?"
"Psh. Once Renge wants something she gets it. Either admit to being a girl, become a lesbian, or never make love." I smirked.
"I don't know! I never had a girl fall for me before!"
"All I can say is your doomed."
"Gee thanks. Soooo supportive."
"Your welcome."
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"OW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME?!"
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