"You just had to kick like a football star!" I yelled at a pale Tamaki.

"We better go examine the damage Baka-senpai did." Haruhi sighed.

I pulled out a notepad and wrote,

Witnesses and comments of Tamaki Suoh's property damage.

I passed it around and the twins got evil grins. Kyoya also got a wicked gleam in his eye. Or was that always there? Meh.

I read over it and snickered.

Tama-chan broke a window! I like cake. -Honey~!

The cost of that window is approximately 480,00¥. I expect the Suoh-san and Tamaki to pay for this. -Kyoya Ootori

After molesting Haruhi Fujioka's little cousin, we chased Tamaki to this point where he panicked and kicked a can to break a window and distract us. We caught him easily though. He will pay for continuous inappropriate behavior! -Local heroes Hikaru and Kaoru Hiitachiin!

"I am Haruhi's cousin. Tamaki tried to assault me. Please put him away for good.
-Alyssa Williams

I added in a line,

All of the following statements are true. Help us put away this menace for good.
-The bystanders

"NONE OF THAT IS TRUE!" Tamaki cried and reached for the paper.

"True but it sounds good." I shrugged and folded the paper into my pocket.

Alyssa looked over my shoulder and grinned. "Want me to turn this in to the secretary?"

"Yes but act like you're Haruhi's cousin and be tearful and scared." I said and smirked at Tamaki's haunted expression as he slowly dissolved.

"We...should...go....see the damage." Haruhi muttered.

"Oh yeah! Forgot about that in the midst of Tamaki's torture."
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"THEY ARE MAKING FOOLS OF US!" Akira screamed at his lackeys.

So yeah. Tamaki kicked the can so hard it hit Akira's head.

Afterwards Akira told us a sob story about how his newspaper was failing, probably because he wrote nothing but gossip and lies, and asked to cover us.

Kyoya,bathe actual smart one, denied. So did the rest except for, guess who? Tamaki.

When we denied him he gave us those damn puppy eyes no one could resist.

And so here we are with Akira Komatsuzawa being painfully obvious and Tamaki Suoh being painfully oblivious.

"Let's play that commenter game! Red Light Green Light!" Tamaki cheered.

Everyone got into a line a far away distance from Tamaki.

"Green light!"

"Red light!"

"Honey you moved!"

"Awwww poop."

"Green light!"

"Red light!"

"You twins aren't slick. Back of the line!"

"Aw but Boss!"

"Green light!"

"Red light!"

"Hey Tamaki. Let's play hide-n-seek with partners. You and Haruhi hide and we seek." I said once I was close enough.

"HAAAAW! HARUHI! LET'S GOOOOOO!" Tamaki squealed and dragged Haruhi away.

I nodded to the the others and we walked into the school and headed to the newspaper club.
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"We have to set Suoh up!" Akira yelled as he slammed open the door.

"Eh? Which one?" I tilted my head and smiled darkly. "Because of course you know when you mess with one Suoh, you mess with both."

"So it is true." Hikaru and Kaoru smirked on top of their desk.

Akira and his lackeys were frozen at the door.

"Although it was pretty obvious." Hikaru said.

"I'll bet his highness is the only one who hasn't noticed." Kaoru agreed.

"He is completely dense about himself."

"Hm he may be a complete baka." Alyssa continued

"We're warning you now, if you start something with his highness there will be consequences. Are you read to turn not only the Hiitachiin's, but all of our club members family against you?"

"I-I knew it! Suoh is abusing his power!" Akira stuttered.

"No he isn't." Honey said softly.

"Tama-chan would never do that. You know what? We all love Tama-chan that's why we protect him." Honey smiled sweetly.

"He is a hopeless idiot, however."

"So what will it be?" The twins said smiling at fond memories.

"Don't do this, okay?"

"Damn it. It's not just Suoh anymore. I'm going to ruin all of you!!"

"Please feel free." Kyoya smiled and picked up the first aid kit.

"However, I wonder what you will do about this disk. Which has been recording every word you've said." I mentally clapped at Kyoya's brilliance.

"President!"

"No more!"

"I-I"

"You would do well to remember any of us could replace you at any given moment. But we aren't like you. We are after different things."
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"Found you!"

"Woof!" They bolted up with twin dog expressions.

"Er hi?"

"Where is the newspaper club?" Tamaki asked curiously.

"Oh something came up so they stopped covering us." Alyssa and I grinned at the twins. "They said they were going to write respectable articles and prevent shutting down by the self."

"Really? That's great!" Tamaki smiled in relief.

"Let's go eat cake! Cake! Cake!"

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"You know Tamaki?" I smiled, we were heading home after a long day of CAKE!

"What Ayame?" Tamaki tilted his head curiously.

"I think...the Host Club is something special."

"Really?!" Tamaki gaped.

"And," I continued, "I think you might not be such a bad big brother." I winked at his shocked expression and climbed out of the limo.

"Wait!" I turned back to see him grinning slyly. "You're not such a bad little sister yourself."

"What are you talking about? I'm the best!" I stuck my tongue at him and he ruffled my hair.

"Not the hair idiot!" I growled and kicked his shin.

"Owie."

Everything was like a perfect picture. I should've known it wouldn't have lasted. Even as a commoner, I knew what rich people went through to keep family affairs and wealth healthy and high. Perfect pictures don't exist. There's always that little speck. That little glare of light. Someone blinks or forgets to smile. No, nothing is perfect.