05-02-19
08:21 a.m.

Uno:
Good morning, Les
Okay ka na ba?

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08:30 a.m.

Uno:
Did you seen my message?
Magaling ka na ba? Wala ka ng sakit?

✓ Seen 08:32 a.m.

Les is typing...

08:34 a.m.

Uno:
Oh, you are typing
Pero ba't ang tagal? Essay with three paragraphs ba 'yang tina-type mo?

✓ Seen 08:36 a.m.

Uno:
Wow, you triple seen me
Nagkasakit ka lang, nangsi-seen ka na? ☹️
You are hurting me, Les

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08:38 a.m.

Les:
kayo na ba?

Uno:
What?!
Anong kayo na ba? Sino?
And what exactly do you mean?

Les:
girlfriend mo na ba si les?
is this online love?
ldr kayo ganern?

Uno:
Okay, I didn't get you at all
Are you asking me kung girlfriend na kita?

Les:
you didn't know how to read?
ganyan ba ang mga engineering, hindi marunong magbasa?

Uno:
Oh, is that an insult, Les?

Les:
idk
maybe
depends on how you interpreted it

Uno:
You're weird today
What's with you, Les?

✓ Seen 08:43 a.m.

08:45 a.m.

Uno:
Oh shoot
Ngayon ko lang na-realize
You are using lowercase all the time
Not so you

✓ Seen 08:29 p.m.

08:30 p.m.

Les:
Fudge
Hoy Uno!
Sorry huhu
Hindi ako yung ka-chat mo kanina. It was my roommate, Roma

08:33 p.m.

Les:
And in case you're curious, meydo magaling na ko. Bumaba na yung lagnat ko
Thanks for your concern nga pala

✓ 10:56 p.m.

10:57 p.m.

Uno:
Sabi ko na nga ba eh
I'm stupid that I didn't notice right away the format of your writing
Pero how did she able to chat me?

✓ Seen 11:00 p.m.

11:00 p.m.

Les:
Hindi kasi mabuksan yung laptop niya kaya nanghiram siya sa akin
Ayon, lumabas notif from TTS. Hindi ka naman daw talaga niya re-replyan, kaso ang kulit mo raw
Nabo-bother din daw siya sa tunog notification tone

Uno:
Lmao hahaha
Hindi ko naman kasi alam

Les:
Pasensya na ulit ah

Uno:
Ayos lang
Pero pwede bang malaman kung bakit?

Les:
Huh? Anong bakit?

Uno:
Bakit niya tinanong kung girlfriend kita?

Les:
What?!
What do you mean?
Did she ask?

Uno:
Yeah?
Hindi mo ba nabasa?

Les:
Wait, backread lang ako

Uno:
Hahaha okay

✓ Seen 11:06 p.m.

11:09 p.m.

Les:
Looks like she delete that message
Ugh, that girl

Uno:
Really?
Hahahaha I didn't know her yet but she has that funny vibes huh

Les:
Wow
Ano, love at first chat?

Uno:
Hmm... selos ka?

Les:
Alam mo na sagot diyan

Uno:
HAHAHAHAHA
Pero yon nga, why did she ask about that thing? Paano mo ba ko kinukwento sa kanya? 😏

Les:
Ay ang kapal 🙄
Sinong nagsabing kinukwento kita?
Ang assuming mo rin

Uno:
Bakit hindi ba?

Les:
Hindi

Uno:
Eh paano niya nasabi na girlfriend na kita?

Les:
Let's say na doble ang pagka-OA at lawak ng imagination niya
Wag mo na lang isipin yon, okay?
Hindi rin naman big deal, right?

Uno:
Says who?

Les:
Huh?

Uno:
Wala hahaha
So magaling ka na talaga?

Les:
Medyo nga

Uno:
Wag ka na kasi masyadong magpuyat
I mean, bawasan mo lang. Gawan mo ng pattern

Les:
Uy, concern talaga siya. Yieeeeeeh

Uno:
Of course I am
Bakit naman hindi, diba?

Les:
Luh

Uno:
HAHAHAHAHA

Les:
Joke time ka talaga lagi, 'no?

Uno:
Hindi naman
Pero seryosong concern ako sayo
We're friends right?

Les:
Are we friends?!

Uno:
Ouch. Nasaktan ako do'n ah

Les:
Baliw! I'm asking

Uno:
Hindi ba?

Les:
I don't know
Pero kung kino-consider mo na kong kaibigan, then thank you

Uno:
Les, kung hindi tayo magkaibigan, anong akala mo?

Les:
Strangers?

Uno:
Are you trying to be funny now, Les?

Les:
I'm dead serious, Uno!
I've never thought that you will consider me as your friend
I mean, alam mo naman issue ko kapag usapang kaibigan, diba?

Uno:
Les, listen
Even we just only met here, we're friends
Even we just only exchanging messages every day and night, we're friends
Friends doesn't need to see each other at all
Basta ang alam ko, kaibigan kita. Virtual friend, like what they called it.

Les:
Bwisit ka talaga!!!

Uno:
Wait what?
Did I say something wrong?

Les:
Wala

Uno:
Oh, bakit ako bwisit?

Les:
Pinapaiyak mo ko eh

Uno:
Aww, crybaby Les here we come

Les:
Okay wala na, umatras yung mga luha ko. Panira ka

Uno:
HAHAHAHAHA

✓ Seen 11:23 p.m.

11:24 p.m.

Uno:
So are we friends?

Les:
Ano bang klaseng tanong yan? Kasasabi mo lang diba?

Uno:
But you thought we're not friends minutes ago

Les:
Jusko kailangan may justification talaga?

Uno:
And clarification

Les:
Hahaha lol
So para sa ikatatahimik ng kaluluwa mo, yes we're friends

Uno:
You sounds like napipilitan 🤔

Les:
Imagination mo na naman!
Sincere ako
Ulit
Yes, Uno, we're not strangers anymore. We're friends

Uno:
Hahahaha #kilig

Les:
Siraulo ka talaga 😂

Uno:
So anong tagline natin?

Les:
Tagline? What do you mean?

Uno:
Kasi diba, kung sina Augustus at Hazel Grace ng The Fault in Our Stars may "okay? okay!" tapos sina Miko at Jhing ng 23:11 may "leche? leche!" dapat tayo rin

Les:
O M G
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nabasa mo na yung mga librong yan? 😱

Uno:
Yung 23:11, oo. Kasalanan ng pinsan kong babae. Yung TFIOS, hindi. Napanood ko lang. Alam mo namang tamad akong magbasa diba

Les:
Unbelievable hahaha

Uno:
Don't laugh, okay?
Imbes na tumawa, mag-isip ka na lang ng tagline natin

Les:
For what?

Uno:
For us

Les:
Bwisit

Uno:
Oh shit
Ayon na may naisip na ko

Les:
Make sure na maayos yan hahaha

Uno:
Dahil mahilig mo naman akong tawagin ng gano'n, 'yon na lang

Les:
Ano?

Uno:
Bwsisit? Bwisit!

✓ Seen 11:32 p.m.

11:33 p.m.

Les:
Pinag-isipan mong mabuti, 'no? Ang unexpected eh. Tapos uniques pa

Uno:
Syempre, ako pa
'Yon na official tagline natin ha
Bwisit?

Les:
Bwisit!

Uno:
Yieeeeeeh #kilig ako

Les:
Baliw hahahaha

Uno:
Sige na, bukas na lang ulit
Kailangan ko munang pakalmahin 'tong puso ko at kanina pa ang bilis ng pagkabog

✓ Seen 11:37 p.m.

11:38 p.m.

Uno:
Good night, Les

Les:
Siraulo ka talaga 😂
Good night din, Uno

Uno:
Oh isang bwisit muna ulit

Les:
Luh, nag-enjoy masyado?

Uno:
Bilis na, bago ako matulog

✓ Seen 11:41 p.m.

11:41 p.m.

Uno:
Bwisit?

Les:
Bwisit!

✓ Seen 11:42 p.m.