04-30-19
11:00 p.m.

Uno:
Knock! Knock!

Les:
Walang yelo! Malambot pa po. Balik na lang po kayo bukas

Uno:
That's not funny

Les:
I'm not trying to be funny at all

Uno:
Pwede bang sumagot ka na lang ng "who's there?"

Les:
Ay wow! Ano 'to sapilitan?

Uno:
Medyo

Les:
Paano kung ayoko?

Uno:
You lose your chance

Les:
What chance?

Uno:
To hear the most "nakakakilig" pick-up line ever

Les:
Do you mean "read" right? 'Cause it's impossible to send a video message here 🤷🏻‍♀️

Uno:
Ha Ha Ha
I'll give you 3 laughs for that

Les:
Hey, that's foul!
That's my line
Stop stoling it

Uno:
Do you have copyright, Miss?

Les:
Should I send it to you?

Uno:
Oh shit
Stop playing, Les
And just answer my knock knock

Les:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kawawa ka naman kaya sige na
Who's there?

Uno:
Hindi ka naman napilitan, 'no?

Les:
Hindi naman
Sobrang napilitan lang
Hahaha jk
Oh nasaan na yung pick-up line mo at baka magbago pa isip ko nito

Uno:
Na-traffic... malapit na
Nahiya kasi sila sayo

Les:
Ay *insert laughing gas

Uno:
Ulitin nga natin at nawala na sa atmosphere. Ang gulo mo kasi eh

Les:
Nanisi pa siya oh 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Uno:
Biiiilis na!!!
Knock! Knock!

✓ Seen 11:11 p.m.

11:13 p.m.

Uno:
Sabay seen? Galing

Les:
Yieeeeeh tampo na siya hahaha
Bilis na, ulitin na lang ulit natin

Uno:
Knock! Knock! (for the 3rd time)

Les:
Who's there? (insert napilitang tono)

Uno:
Puso mo

Les:
Who?

Uno:
Ay takte
Buuin mo naman

Les:
Ang alin?

Uno:
Yung puso mo

Les:
Buo pa naman ah . . . may kaunting lamat nga lang

Uno:
Dahil kay Ben-Ben?

Les:
AY ANG GALING. DIBA BAWAL NA PAG-USAPAN? GUSTO MO TALAGANG MAKUTUSAN?

Uno:
HAHAHAHAHA
Ang kulit mo kasi eh
Hindi ako makabanat ng maayos
Panira ka ng momentum

Les:
Nanggigigil na talaga ako sayo

Uno:
Ulitin na lang ulit natin
For the nth time
Knock! Knock!

Les:
Who's there? 🙄

Uno:
Puso mo

Les:
Puso mo who? 🙄

Uno:
I don't want to walk this earth if I gotta do it solo

Les:
Okay. Nasaan yung puso mo? 🙄

Uno:
Nasaan pa ba? Edi nasa iyo...

✓ Seen 11:18 p.m.

11:20 p.m.

Uno:
Kinilig ka na naman?
Wag ka ng kiligin, ano ba

Les:
ASA

Uno:
HAHAHAHA

✓ Seen 11:22 p.m.

11:23 p.m.

Uno:
By the way, okay ka na ba?

✓ Seen 11:23 p.m.

Les is typing...

11:25 p.m.

Les:
Oo naman
I'm always okay, Uno

Uno:
That's good to hear then

✓ Seen 11:26 p.m.

11:27 p.m.

Uno:
So... I think we need to say are good nights na?

Les:
Yeah agree
Inaantok na rin ako eh
Kahit na tambak pa gawain ko

Uno:
Wag ka na magpuyat ah
Magpahinga ka muna
I think you need more sleep

Les:
Thank you and copy that

Uno:
Good. Sige na, good night

Les:
Good night

✓ Seen 11:30 p.m.