Out Of Battery: Ten Reasons Why- Andrew Isn't All That Scary

From everything that has been recorded and written down, Andrew Detmer may seem like a malicious, bloodthirsty, no-good, daddy-issues villain.

Well that's because you don't know him truly as he is, he puts up a very real tough front that not many people can get past. 

So here are ten reasons why Andrew Detmer isn't all that bad, in fact, he's quite the opposite of bad, he's downright amazing. 


10. When he sleeps, he can't have anything exposed,  including his neck, shoulders and back. Only covers. Imagine waking up at 3 AM to find your covers being taken away because your sleeping partner needed them to cover his neck. He also can not sleep alone, and prefers the door closed to avoid assault and trespassing into the room, or his sacred space. 

9. His favorite activity isn't killing people, it's actually being with his favorite person. The Man and Andrew often spend their time watching movies together with Goldfish somewhere nearby. Andrew also likes going on walks, meditating, drawing, and playing new games, both online and in real life. 

8. He's nice if you don't provoke him. Want to be Andrew's friend? Just show the guy some love! Andrew has never had many friends, and any kind person who comes his way will be welcomed with open arms- and a mostly open mind. 

7. He likes trying new things. Mostly. You can get Andrew Detmer to do most anything, as long as you don't force him into it. He's generally an open guy, and respects opinions of everyone, even if they don't match up with his. 

6. He likes recieving affection. Nothing would be better for a telekinetic than a nice warm consenual hug and some hand holds. He might not show it, but he will defend you and show how much he loves you. 

5. When he's bored, he likes to build paper planes and launch them off the roof. The end result is surprisingly effective, however it also takes some cleaning. He'll let anyone join in the fun and make the planes with him, sometimes even launching the planes from his tower if he wants to impress people. 

4. He's just a nerdy little weeb with way too many David Bowie songs stuck in his head. Even if he's pissed off, this boy will still be humming David Bowie while he thinks of creative ways to end your argument. In short, he's not intimidating. 

3. His room is junk food central, and not clean. This guy needs to clean him room, and yes, his Mom has asked him to do so a thousand times. It's just a habit of his due to his father, but it still continues on, and not many people are ever invited into his room. 

2. Murder spree and chill? Nope, Netflix and chill. This guy seriously just wants his TV time, including at two in the morning on high volume. He likes to speak to the screen, and often talks to the characters even though he knows they can't hear him. As surprising as it is, he also loves football. 

1. He likes to sing - and not just Bowie songs. Defying Gravity is his favorite, as much as he gets afraid to belt it out. He loves humming along to movie themes, songs, and even the stupid commercial jingles on TV. 


So are you a little more convinced? Or do you still get the shivers whenever Andrew makes an appearance? Whatever you believe, he hopes you'll at least consider saying hi if you ever meet him. 

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