This is a perfect opportunity to write my Split Zeref AU. In case you don't know what I am referring to, here is the link

This was absolutely preposterous. Absolutely. Of all the shenanigans he has been through, this was by far the most nonsensical.

"Good afternoon, Invel." Said the Emperor as if nothing outlandish has occurred.

Invel's jaw moved silently, words lost to him.

"I think we broke him." The Emperor's literal twin remarked, waving his hand in front of the paralyzed General's face.

The Emperor sighed, "Perhaps you should refrain from removing you mask without double-checking the door."

Chaos tilted his head in consideration, "Perhaps."

Thankfully, at that moment Invel's voice returned.

"Who are you?" He shrilled, "Why do you look like the Emperor? What sort of sick joke is this?"

The "twin" smirked, coal eyes twinkling "I am him, he is me."

A hiss escaped Invel's throat; the room cooled down several degrees. The "twin" shivered sending a knowing glance to the Emperor who shook his head.

Finally, the "twin" tapped his staff, dispelling Invel's winter.

"Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?" He pouted.

Invel rubbed his temples contemplating the situation before hand. The room was silent for several moments.

"I would like to resign, Your Majesty." Invel announced.

Emperor Spriggan's and Chaos's jaws dropped.

"I can deal with one "Spriggan," but two is asking too much."

The cries of disbelief and outrage were muffled by the door Invel quietly closed behind him. He would confess his joke later.