By the way that last chapter was written at two AM on a late-night whim. It's very similar to being drunk. Forgive me.

Anyway, here are somethings I suck at.

1. Dancing

Oh, jeez. Where do I begin? I seriously can't dance. I like to dance, but uh.....just no. My sister sometimes forces me (asks me politely and I agree because I have nothing better to do) to learn a dance with her and I always just fuck it up so bad. And there's actually a YouTube video from like five years ago of me dance battling my sister. I only now realize that my sister set me up for failure because if thirteen year old Dallas can't dance, eight year old Dallas just....oh God.

2. Drawing

I love to draw. I havel ike seven million sketchbooks and I use them all. Am I good at it? No. Not at all. I can only draw a decent face if I'm copying it from a graphic novel that I have sitting right in front of me. Sigh....I'm just not a good drawer (nope. definitely not a word in this context). But my friends Poptart and Burger (mrsashleypurdy) (I would "at" her, but my "at" symbol thingy is going crazy) are so good. Literally, *applause, applause*

3. Holding in laughter

I find it very hard to hold in laughter. I don't know why, but I always just look like I'm constipated and I'm holding it and holding it and then I have to let one giggle loose because I can't hold it any longer. Then the teacher looks at my friends and I and I know I done fucked up. 

4. Being in Crowds

Once we went to Miyajima island to see some fireworks and they were really cool. Then we have to leave and that's where things got bad.... I saw the huge crowd to get back on mainland Miyajima (I think that's what it's called unless it's just another city idk) and I was immediately unsettled. We were walking on the thingy to get to the ferry and the crowd just got worse and worse. THen FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, I start having a mental breakdown and I just start crying and calling for my family who were literally right next to me. And my parents were like "What's wrong, what's wrong?" but I wasn't answering because I was being dramatic and thinking I was going to die. When we got on the ferry we sat down and I was drying up my tears with the back of my hand like toddler. My family was just staring at me concernedly (as per usual) and I was like "They were pushing." really? Are you legit right now? And I was just like "I don't like crowds.". I have an okay vocabulary and IQ, but at this moment I decide to act like an effing toddler? Why? So yeah, I suck at being in crowds.

5. Sleeping

Yeah, I just stare at the ceiling all night hence why I'm always tired, hence why I feel like a corpse. And when I do eventually fall asleep I have an awful dream (not scary just sucky in a having a bad day kind of way) or I wake back up at two in the morning and can't go back to sleep.

6. Having a good time on snowboarding trips

Before here I had previously lived in the south and in Arizona so there was no snowboarding for me. But here Outdoor Rec and the teen center do these trips to ski resorts so I get to go snow boarding, but out of the five times I've been since living here something always goes wrong.

First time: Not enough snow on the slopes and the ice-machines sucked so half the time I was  grass-boarding.

Second time: Super blizzard and we didn't have goggles. You can tell how that went.

Third time (with the teen center): The first whole part of the trip we couldn't use the ski lift so we had to hike up the slope, then slide back down over and over again (the bunny slope, mind you)

Fourth time: It rains and freezes and all that nice soft powder turns into ice. Super slippery speed and falls hurt like hell.

Fifth time (the first time I went thing year): The bunny slope ski lift was closed (wtf people?!). I was on my period and I had uncharacteristically bad cramps so I had to go sit in the restaurant. Then while I was on the verge of falling asleep, I blew chunks all over the restaurant floor. Of course. Then they cleaned it up and my stomach was still hurting so I layed (not a word) down in the restaurant again. And my family had gotten food and the smells were good, but they were making me nauseous for some reason. Then my mom and I went back to the bus where I took a nap because my body had been through too much shit and was like "I quit" so yeah, I was passed out for like an hour. When I woke up I felt great, but I was hungry AF. So we went back to the Antares and I devoured a bowl of ramen. Then we got back on the bus and I devoured a bag of goldfish. Then we were driving for a while and when we stopped I devoured a chicken on a stick. Then I read a book until we got back on base. And when we got home I realized I had left my goggles at Outdoor Rec. Of course. 

So those are only some of the the many things I suck at. Bai!