Ha, let's not. You see, my dears, I don't do sports. I don't do movement. I do YouTube in bed. I do on my couch playing the sims. I do watching the Olympics and feeling tired just from their expense of energy. I do couch potato. Emphasis on potato, which is what I look like.
My parents say I should swim. Ha, no. My other relatives say I should run track. Say I should be a sprinter. Who do I look like, my sister? Wait, don't answer that.
See, if I got in better shape, I could EXCEL at track, but we all know that ain't happening. I'm a lazy fuck and I'm okay with it.
In all seriousness, I might do a sport because colleges like to see well-rounded people. That's what my parents said. To be honest, I believe them. It makes sense.
Sure I could swim, and I could run, but I want mah junk food. And I don't wanna work out. My body despises me.