I love food. Especially fast food. 'Merica. But in all seriousness, fast food is the best. Except for when it isn't. Except for the disgusting fast food restaurants that make me cringe every time I see someone eating it. But then fast food redeems itself and she wins me back with those deliciously fattening restaurants I love. So here are fast food restaurants I love and ones I hate.

HATE

TACO BELL
First on the list, all caps, ugh. I literally hate Taco Bell so much that if someone said that if I sold my soul I could get rid of Taco Bell I would. I hate everything about it. I hate the smells, I hate the tastes, I hate the poops. I hate the poops because they're either diarrhea or constipation. There is no in between.  Like I don't understand how people like that crap. And also, I love Mexican food
and Taco Bell fucking ruined it. Thanks, bro.

Burger King
I have hated Burger King ever since I was little. At first, I only hated her because she wasn't McDonald's. McDonald's was queen and (ironically) Buger King was a lowly peasant. Then I got older and realized that wasn't giving her a fair chance. So I tried it again and realized why. Ugh, like so gross.

LOVE

McDonald's

Obviously I love McDonald's. The meat may be fake, the employees may be fake, but I still love them. McDonald's is the shit. I don't care what anyone says about here she is the reigning fast food queen.

Chik Fil A

McDonald's is the queen but Chik Fil A is my bae. I love Chik Fil A so much. I love Polynesian sause and I love the fact that they only sell chicken. No red meat hurray! There are only a few menu items I won't eat. The salads because ew and the chicken salad sandwich because they suck at it. But every relationship has a few problems, right? There's no Chik Fil A in Japan and I miss my bae. I'm so sad.

Popeyes

Oh, my god. Popeyes is so freaking good. They have so many fried things and I love it. It's a fast food restaurant for southern food. Was created for me?

KFC

Yes, I had Chik Fil A and Popeyes and here's another chicken restaurant because, well, chicken. KFC is so good. They have amazing sides, delicious chicken, and the biscuits are so bomb. 

So, yeah. Bai!!!!!!