January 24, 12:13 pm

Remmy the Ratatouille: Hey, so have you guys ever tried to shove something up your ass

No this is Patrick: *has flashbacks*

Marceline Barrett: Great you broke Patrick, another reason to give you up for adoption, Sebastian take notes.

Grandpa Seb: Been taking notes since I heard my parent banging.

Mikey the Ninja turtle: Thats disturbing

Princess Fro Fro: No....what did you do.

AREEEA: Why is Brendon crying and holding his ass-
AREEEa: wait a damn mintue oh God Remington Leith Kropp what did you do!!!!

Breadbin: (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

Remmy the Ratatouille: Nothing🥺👉🏻👈🏻 we were just playing a game

Breadbin: I can feel the pizza pocket being shoved into my small intestine

Marceline Barrett: UmH-

AREEEa: WE NEED 119

Remmy the Ratatouille: MARCELINE STOP KICKING ME

Marceline Barrett: NO BITCH

Grandpa Seb: I'm not even gonna say anything

Better Iero has kicked Remmy the Ratatouille

Better Iero has kicked Marceline Barrett

Better Iero: okay now that those two trainwrecks are gone we need to help Bred bitch

Breadbin: hey!

Better Iero: Shut up before I shove my foot up your ass too

Fr0nk: Why am I related to you

Better Iero: Shut up you love me brother

Fr0nk: only on Saturdays

AREEEa: Why only on Saturdays?

Fr0nk: She goes and stays at a motel

Emerson Dexter: Why-

Better Iero: Because I can.

Breadbin: You are one angsty 15 year old

Better Iero: Shut the fuck up pete

No thanks Pete: eye-

No thanks Pete: I breathed

Better Iero: well you breathe really fuckin loud

No thanks Pete: We aren't even in the same vicinity as each other

Better Iero: Well I can hear your bitch ass from across the school

Marceline Barrett has added Marceline Barrett to the chat

Marceline Barrett: I took care of Remington ^^

Fr0nk: oh the fu-

Better Iero: oh yeah she asked me to make her admin and I did

AREEEa: why-

Better Iero: I'm a nice person unlike someone I know whose name rhymes with H0nk

Fr0nk: ....I'm gonna fart on your pillow

Better Iero: Do it no balls hoe

AREEEa: Y'all stop fighting Brendon's on his way to the hospital I'm freaking out and

Marceline Barrett: Aria passed out

Emerson Dexter: She did btw the hospital is the one by the McDonald's on Row street

Better Iero: Bet, I'm driving

No thanks Pete: Can you even legally driving Violet?

Better Iero: Who said you could talk Wentz🤨

No thanks Pete: Geesus-

Sass Queen: What. Oh he's in the hospital now, ok.

Marceline Barrett: Oh Remmys on his way too ^_^

GrandpaSeb: again.....

Emerson Dexter: Yup....

GrandpaSeb: You're a maniac....

Emerson Dexter: Don't say it's a personality trait.

Marceline Barrett:.....Fuck you

      *Meanwhile at the the hospital*

"WE'RE IS REMINGTON LEITH KROPP."

"Oh shit."

A/n: This book is NOT DEAD YAYYYYY, sorry for not updating I just haven't been feeling the vibe I apologize.