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Y/N: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Helga: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Miles: Tackle Him.
Bob: Dump him.
Jack: Kick him in the shin.
Cornelius: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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Ranbob: Y/N stop being so cute or I will punch you in the lips!
Y/N: ...
Ranbob: Very softly.
Y/n: ???
Ranbob: With my lips.
Y/N: *blushes*

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Y/N: Try to appreciate the little things in life.
Ran: *hugs you*
Y/N: Seriously?! I am not even that short!
Ran: *whispers* Yes you are!

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Zachary: So how did you guys get into that car crash?
Y/N: Well Ash was driving, and I saw a deer and yelled, 'Ash deer!'.
Ash: ...
Y/N: Tell them what your response was.
Ash: 'Yes Honey?'.

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Isaac: No Cletus, me and Y/N don't have pet names for each other.
Cletus: Uh huh... What animal eats carrots?
Isaac: ... Bunny?
Y/N: *from the kitchen* Yes babe?
Cletus: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Y/N: I hardly slept last night...
Isaac: You know, they say if you can't sleep it's because someone else is thinking about you!
Y/N: Who would be thinking about me at 3am?
Charles: *slightly blushes and panics*

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James: Cute.
Y/N: *blushes* Me?
James: No, I was talking about the cat we just passed.
Y/N: Oh...
James: *laughs slightly* You know that you are cuter than that cat I saw.
Y/N: *looks down in embarrassment*

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Ash: Zachary, would you marry someone from our class?
Zachary: No, but I would marry Y/N.
Ash: But isn't she someone from our cla-?
Zachary: No, she's an angel that God has sent in my life.
Y/N: *blushing at what she heard*

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Jackie: Quick, take my hand!
Y/N: *grabs his hand* Now what?
Jackie: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

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Y/N: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
John: Y/N, that's physically impossible.
Y/N: *cups John's face* Are you sure?
John: *blushing* stop it...

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Y/N: *carrying a large box in the house* What would you say if I came home with four kittens one day?
Ranbutler: ...
Ranbutler: What's in the box?
Y/N: ...
Ranbutler: Y/N, what's in the box?
Y/N: I think you know.

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Cornelius: Hey Cat, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8PM on Friday?
Catboy! Corpse: Yes?
Cornelius: What about you?
Y/N: Yes, I am.
Cornelius: Great! Because I am not. You two go without me. Enjoy your date.
Catboy! Corpse: ... Did he just-
Y/N: *blushes*

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Mason: Do I know romance or what?
Y/N: What.
Mason: I said, do I know romance or-
Y/N: I heard you.

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