{Disclaimer- The rest of the book is written in proper 3rd person POV. This chapter is just all the spoof material that sparked this story. Feel free to skip this chapter if you don't like reading this format of story.}

Adam- "Guys! I want to make the turkey this year ok?" I picked up the turkey, taking it from Jerome, and start lugging it to the fire pit, about to throw it in the fire.

Seto- "No Adam. Not after last year, when you blew up the turkey." he said. I levitated the turkey out of Adam's arms and back to Jerome.

Jerome- "Adam I always make the turkey, you know that. Baccas have good cooking skills. Plus I have Mitch to help me." I turned to the turkey and started to prep it.

Mitch- I laughed and continued helping Jerome make the turkey.

Adam- "But fluuufffffy." he whined.

Jerome- "Go take care of the cranberry sauce." I said. "Not like you can mess that up."

Adam- "OK!" I sped off to get it done.

Husky- I was ignoring them all being idiots and started on the pies. That's what I always did for Thanksgiving anyways.

Ian- I laughed at Adam being Adam and made the first cake(is the icing really icing? *spoopy ghost noices*the world may never knoooowwwww....) and then started on the 2nd layer.

-a few hours later-

Adam- "TY! I DID A BAD!"

Ty- I ran in and stared in horror. What had Adam done?!

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----1 second after the last spoof cuz reasons----

Adam- "I DON'T KNOW TY!"

The others come running in and gape at the swirling dark blue vortex that was open on the table, squids are seen climbing toward it.

Ty- "Ok calm down! Jason, Husky, and Ian go get the weapons."

The three hurry off and start running down to the armory.

Ty- I turn to the others left. "Mitch, Jerome go find Seto. He's the only one who can close the portal. We need him or we can't close this." I watch them hurry off and turn to Adam, who is pressed against the wall frozen in fear. I walk toward him and put a hand out. "Adam you need to get up."

Adam- I look at Ty, my eyes still filled with fear. "O-ok Ty." I take his hand but right as I do a huge burst of violet light filled the room and a girl appeared.

???- I step out of the black rip i made and it seals behind me. I turn to the two characters, my amulet swinging. "Yall need to get out of here NOW. Those are not normal squids!"

Ty and Adam both stared at the girl.

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-less than a second after part two because of wafflez-

???- I groaned. "Adam, Ty I'll explain later but you need to get out of here! Those squids are going to kill you if they get up here, or something worse."

Ty- "Look kid I don't know who you are bu-"

???- I cut him off. "First of all if you call me kid again I'll kill you off in the new fan fiction I'm working on, and secondly my name is Cassia."

Ty- I exchanged glances with Adam, then back at the girl. "Ok... Well Cassia if we do leave where would we go? And who would take care of the squid problem?"

Cassia- I roll my eyes at Ty. "Gee Ty I don't know. Maybe the girl who might have created any number of paradoxes just to be here to save your sorry butt?"

Ty- I look at her in surprise. "Paradoxes? How did you crea-"

Adam- I spoke up for the first time since the squid portal appeared, cutting off Ty. "Ty it doesn't matter. Cassia says we need to get out of here, and she will explain later. I don't know about you, but I'm leaving. With or without you."

Ty- I looked at Adam in surprise. He wasn't normally one for running from squids... I would have to ask him about that later. "Fine. We'll go, but I expect an explanation when you come get us."

Cassia- "Fine. Now if you see any of the others, the rest of Team Crafted, tell them not to come back. I'll find them. Now hold still."

Ty- Adam and I nodded at the same time. Then I speak. "Fine but why do we need to hol-"

Cassia- "Hush Ty." I pull at the magic inside me and shoot a beam of bright purple magic at the pair, and they vanished from the kitchen. I turn to the still open vortex and start working to close it, throwing pulse after pulse of magic at it, while the squids threw dark blue pulses at me as they reached the top.

-outside cuz of unibuttercatacorns-

Ty- I blinked and suddenly Adam and I were outside the castle. "Adam look!" I pointed up at one of the kitchen windows, because flashes of light purple kept erupting within, dark blue flashes returning fire. "We have to go help her!"

Adam- I turned to Ty, sadness in my eyes. "Ty she was right. If those squids can use magic, then we can't do anything." I gazed up at the window, just as a pulse of blue magic shatters it.

Ty- I tackled Adam as the glass started falling, covering him as the glass crashed to earth, striking my shoulders and back, but luckily not cutting through my ((#SwagLeatherJacket)) jacket. When the glass stopped falling, I stayed on top of Adam ((*stops and thinks for a minute* My readers aren't that dirty minded are they? 😞 Ah well let them think what they may 😝 *cough* Kat *cough*)) , unsure if there would be a second volley.

Adam- The glass had stopped, but Ty wouldn't get up! "Ty get off of me." I yell, muffled by his ((#SwagLeatherJacket)) jacket.

Ty- I looked down at Adam and slowly got off. I helped him to his feet and looked at him. "It's not safe to be here, we need to find the rest of the team, that's what Cassia said to do."

Adam- I nodded. "Let's check the hallways nearby the kitchen, they may have returned by now."

Ty nodded and they both set off, going the long way around because the quickest way was blocked by construction.

-back in da kitchen cuz kittens-

Cassia- I yell as a squid launched itself at me, and spun around and shot it with a beam, turning it to ash. "GET OUT OF THE HOME OF THE MAJESTIC BUDDER YOU UNHOLY NETHER SPAWNED CREATURES!" I screech, summoning a fully enchanted budder sword and jumping at the squids, hacking and slashing as only a true SkyArmy recruit could.

-in da hallway cuz of the magestic weenie wand-

Adam and Ty skidded to a halt in front of the kitchen door as they saw the rest of the team, all muttering among themselves worriedly.

Adam- I walk over to Merome and look at them. "Did you guys get the weapons? If Cassia can't stop the squids then we are going to need those to fight them off."

Mitch and Jerome looked at each other and smirked, completely ignoring that Adam had mentioned another.

Mitch- "We sure did. All the Betty's and swords and bows you could want. We'll start passing them out to the others, here's yours." I pull out an enchanted budder sword and hand it to Adam, then Jerome and I start handing out the other weapons.

Ty- I walked over to Seto, who was examining the door to the kitchen, which appeared to be coated in shimmering light. "Seto can you get us in?"

Seto- I kept examining the door, trying to figure out how to undo this gosh dang spell ((Seto nuu cussing 😆)) , when I realize Ty said something. "Erm. Well the door and all entrances and exits to the kitchen are sealed off by a complicated spell, its not of this world so I can't fix it or get rid of it or even nullify it!"

Ty- "Ok calm down Seto. How much do you know about paradoxes? The girl that came in said she may have created any number of paradoxes by coming here to save Adam and I." I look at Seto quizzically, wanting to understand.

Seto- I gaped at Ty in surprise. "Are you POSITIVE that's what she said?" Ty nodded. Shoot that means she was a dimension hopper, which means wherever she is from, is likely not like here. I look at Ty, and start to explain. "Ok so this girl is apparently a dimention jumper. She has some form of magic or something similar that allows her to rip holes in the very universe, creating pathways to other dimensions that she can travel on, allowing her to go anywhere she wants. Dimension jumpers are really rare from what I have read about, but I only know a little bit about other dimensions because jumpers from here have told of their travels, but the girl may be from a dimension that no one has explored yet. Essentially she may have created a disturbance in the balance, but we'll have to wait and see." I look at Ty expectantly, awaiting his response.

Ty- My mouth fell open as Seto launched into his explanation, utterly lost as soon as he said dimension jumper. "Um Seto? I have no idea what a dimension jumper is...."

Seto- I looked at him in disbelief, and then I remember it's Ty, not a fellow sorcerer. "Essentially she's a 4th wall breaker ok?"

Ty- I nod, because I can understand breaking things. "Ok but what's a 4th wall? Does it just mean she breaks one of the walls in the room?"

Seto- I facepalm, tired of his ignorance. "Ty look around you. There's 4 walls right? Imagine one of them is like a one way glass. There's an audience from another dimension behind it. They can see us, but we can't see them. Breaking that 4th wall means that they come into the story, or in this case into this spoof."

Ty- I still didn't understand, but all the weapons had been passed out and the rest of the team was ready to go. "Ok Seto. Thanks for explaining." I walked back over to Adam, just as a large wave of force knocked everyone over, blasting the kitchen door open.

-in da kitchen 5 minutes b4 da blast cuz of #RandomWatermelon🍉-

Cassia- I fought hard and long, determined not to let the squids gain any ground. I sliced and chopped, whacked and stabbed. There was so many, and I had to keep in mind that if I died here, I would not go back to my dimension, I would stay dead here. As the final squid toppled to my sword I scanned the room panting. There was no more squids, or so I thought. Then a voice sounded behind me, and I spun around.

Derp Squid- "You can't stop us puny human! Squids will live on forever, always waiting, we will have the budder kingdom for our own someday!"

Cassia- I rolled my eyes and sheathed my sword, but stayed near the portal, away from Derp Squid. "Really? In almost every dimension I go to squids hate Adam and none of them are willing to tell me why. Are you going to tell me, or do I have to kill you like I did with the rest of your minions?"

Derp Squid- I eyed this girl, uneasy of her words. "So you are a dimension jumper eh? We don't see many of those, much less ones who care enough to stop and ask. Why did you?" My hostility partly gone, I'm curious why she didn't kill me like all the others.

Cassia- I looked at Squid in surprise. "Why wouldn't I? Just because I'm part of Sky Army in my dimension, doesn't mean I have to kill all squids everywhere. Besides most people have no idea what a dimension jumper is, much less how hard it is. Its rather tiring having to explain every time."

Derp Squid- I looked at the girl, imagining how hard that would be. "I can imagine. Us squids have a dimension jumper with us in our dimension, but late at night she cries herself to sleep because noone understands her. We offered to take her to some dimension where she would have other humans to take care of her, but she won't leave because my dimension is the only one she knows. Someone dropped her off with us one day as a small child, so we raised her the best we could."

Cassia- I look down, furious that dimension jumpers aren't understood. Maybe I could make a compromise with Squid and it would benefit both of us. It would go against the oath I took when I became part of Sky Army, but to be finally understood and to have another like me would be worth it. I look up at Squid, my face expressionless. "Would you tell me more about your dimension jumper? I've never heard about any others before, only read about them in books."

Squid- I looked at her, surprised. Most jumpers were raised by their parents, who were more often than not jumpers themselves. "Well she's very quiet, she's shy around everyone unless she gets to know them, and she's kind to everyone."

Cassia- I look at Squid, my mind racing. If he let me come back to his dimension I could save Adam from squids forever, well at least this dimension's Adam, and help a fellow jumper. "Squid what's the girl's name?"

Squid- "Her name is Yoi. She's not very old, we aren't positive, but she appears to be around 12. Well, in human years anyway." I look worriedly at the door, because I can hear everyone preparing to come in. I've stayed far to long, but that girl is still blocking the portal.

Cassia- I've made up my mind. Yoi needed me, and I would be dammed if I left her. "You need to go before they break in, and I'm coming with you. And since I'm going with you, to meet Yoi, you have to promise to leave Adam alone. Understand?"

Squid- I look at her surprised. "Are you sure? Yoi is the only human down there." She nodded, obviously not going to take no as an answer. "Alright, but you'll need to let your friends know won't you?"

Cassia- "Don't worry about that, I'll take care of it. You need to go, I'll be right behind you." I watch Squid scuttle past me and vanish into the portal. I leave behind Holo-Cassia, so I can explain to them what happened, and still talk to them, even in the squid dimension. Then I blast the door open, and jump in the portal, sealing it behind me.

-in da hallways, right after the blast because of Paw Patrol-

Everyone got up slowly from the blast, and ran in to the kitchen. It was empty, no squid bodies, no Cassia.

Adam- I looked around for any sign of her, when a device on the table sparks to life and Holo-Cassia appears. I run over to it and stop.

Holo-Cassia: "Hello? Anyone there?" I look around the kitchen, not seeing anyone, as I could only see forward because of how I was set up.

Seto- I moved so the hologram could see me, and broadcast to whoever this was. "This is Seto, who are you?"

Holo-Cassia: I roll my eyes. "That's a stupid question Seto. I'm Cassia. Right now I need to talk to Adam and Ty. Where are they?"

Adam and Ty step to where Holo-Cassia can see them.

Holo-Cassia: Now that I can see them, I need to explain quickly. "Ok Adam, Ty don't worry about the squids anymore. I made a deal with Derp, he promised not to bother you anymore. Adam that means you need to leave the squids alone as well, or I'll have to come back and smack you."

Adam- I looked at holo-cassia, outraged. "Leave the squids is peace?! Have you lost your mind?!"

Holo-Cassia: "Adam I don't have time for this! Promise me yo-" My hologram flickers and the sound cuts off. Then it fixes itself. "I'm losing connection alright, crap. Adam don't touch the squids, the rest of you make sure he follows through. I have to go now, but Seto keep this device. Its the only way I can talk to you guys. Y'all need to return to your normal lives, and for Notch's sake, someone watch Adam next time you give him a solo job. I won't be around to save you again."

The hologram flickers and goes out, and won't reboot.

The team all looks at each other, then Seto speaks.

Seto- "You all heard her. I'll see if I can get it to work again, and the rest of you have to return to normal life again I suppose." I pick up the holographic device and walk out, heading to my lab.

The rest of the team exchanged glances, but left as well. Adam was the only one that paused and looked back where the portal was. Then he too left.

Team Crafted returned to their normal lives, the only difference was they didn't kill squids anymore.

Meanwhile Cassia was beginning a new life in the squid dimension, knowing she would most likely never return.