lalagirl3 tagged me.

Rules
1. Mention who tagged you.
2. Do it in 3 days.
3. Say 10 things about yourself.
4. Tell a joke.
5. Tag 28 people.
6. Put the rules.
7. Spoil a book.

1. I'm a man if many names.
2. My favourite animal is birds and closely sloths because they resonate with me spiritually.
3. I can (and will) surf.
4. I'm rather good at archery.
5. I am Wiccan, an eclectic witch.
6. My favourite crystal is amethyst.
7. I will sell you for chicken nuggets.
8. I'm ace biro.
9. I want to be a police officer or a paleontologist.
10. I don't have 28 friends so I'm going to tag kiwi 28 times.
 
Not a joke but a rhyme:
There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a c*** so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as it ran down his chin "if my war where a c*** I would f*** it."

Snape kills Dumbledore.
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