Offended?
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Offended?
Maya took in a deep breath as she stared at the camera before beginning.
"I know I'm about to be offended here for the next I don't know-twenty minutes or so or however long it takes me to film this. I've watched other Youtubers do this video so I know it's coming. You can bring it on," she laughed as she took out her phone. "Hopefully my hormones don't get the best of me but bring it," she said, with a fake attitude. "For you guys who don't know I'm going to do the highly requested assumptions about me video," she let them in on what videos she was filming. "Let's just get straight into this. I'm going to post who made the assumption somewhere on the screen and if I see multiple people there will be multiple names. Let's do this."
Maya took a sip of her water and got more comfy on her bed. I'm already out of breath and we haven't even began," Maya chuckled, shaking her head at another pain in butt thing from her pregnancy. "Oh look at this we are going to start off with a goodie," she said, sarcastically.
Assumption number one: I boss Josh around and I wear the pants when it comes to mine and Josh's relationship.
"Really?" Maya side-eyed the camera. "No. I don't boss Josh around and when it comes to the pants in our relationship I don't think either of us do. I think Josh and I just work really well together," she shrugged, before going through her phone. "Oh, this is a good one."
Assumption number two: I was a spoiled child growing up who always got her way.
Maya laughed, "Didn't I tell you guys I was going to be offended? We are only on number two and the assumptions are already bad but no. I wasn't a spoiled child growing up. I'm spoiled now because I have a husband who loves to spoils me but growing up I was raised by a single mom who worked just to put a roof over our head and food in our stomachs, so no I wasn't a spoiled child who always got her way."
Assumption number three: Josh doesn't like me vlogging but I do it anyway.
"Hmmm," Maya pressed her lips together before popping them. "Josh is more private than I am so he doesn't like everything being out there but he doesn't mind it and there are days where he doesn't want me to vlog at all and I respect it and I don't vlog. I would never vlog anything or put anything on to my channel or social media that Josh didn't want me to."
Assumption number four: I loss my virginity when I was really young and I wish I would have waited until I got married to lose my virginity.
"I was seventeen so if you think that is really young than I loss my virginity really young. For the waiting one, kind of. I loss my virginity about," Maya narrowed her eyes as she counted on her fingers. "Eight months-ish before I got married. I think it would have been sweet but I don't regret not waiting and when I loss my virginity I didn't know we would be married not that long after."
Assumption number five: I'm not going to show my baby on my channel or social media.
"False. I'm going to show her. I just don't know how much. It may even be a lot but I feel I have to be a little protective of her. She didn't ask for this lifestyle and Josh is already very protective of her, but she is part of my life and I'm not going to hide her so you will get to see her."
Assumption number six: You and Josh constantly argue but you don't show it online and you dyed your hair dark hoping it would help with your marriage.
"What?" Maya snapped, scrunching her face up. "You guys some serious advice if you are having trouble in your relationship changing your hair won't solve it. I dyed my hair dark because I didn't feel like dealing with getting my hair highlighted during my pregnancy. I've been very nausea and I already had an appointment and I didn't want to cancel it so I decided to go dark to see if I like it. It's okay but I like my blonde hair more and I plan on going back blonde probably right before baby is born so I have the hair I like so when I look at pictures of me and my baby girl I'm not mad at myself for going dark in the future. Josh and I argue but we don't argue all the time and I'm not going to pick up the camera to film it and post it online. Josh and I bicker more than anything. We don't have a lot of full on arguments but we've had them in the past. We've been together for like seven years now and what couple doesn't have an argument?"
Assumption number seven: My friends don't like that I do YouTube.
"None of them have spoke up about being against it. They've all been supportive but I can tell sometimes it is weird for them if I pull out the camera so I don't."
Maya took in a deep breathe as she rubbed her belly and read the next assumption.
Assumption number eight: I'm the breadwinner.
"Right now, technically yes," she answered honestly. "My channel is our main source of income but Josh does work his ass off and has a lot to do with my success so I don't look at it that way and I may not always be the breadwinner. This all may go away and Josh is finishing school soon and he is going to be working and may make more than me, but Josh and I are a team and I don't look at it as me being the breadwinner."
Assumption number nine: I don't see my friends as much and I don't really have friends outside of Josh's friends.
Maya twitched her lips side to side. "Hmmm...kinda. It is true about my friends. We are all scattered across the country, so yeah, I don't see them as much but we are still close. When it comes to Josh's friends I would say some of them are just as much my friends as they are his friends. They may have started off as his friends but I consider them my friends too. Some I'm even closer to than he is. Like Jasmine. She started off as Josh's friend but we become really close when we lived together after Josh and I got married. Let me backtrack for you who don't know. I moved into Josh's apartment with his roommates after we got married and we had a blast."
Maya took a deep breath in and let it out slowly, before grabbing her bottle water to take a drink. "I told you guys I get wore out from doing nothing but we are almost half way there."
Assumption number ten: You and Riley are more like sister than aunt and niece.
"YES!" Maya exclaimed. "I don't look at Riley as my niece at all. I tease her with it all the time but I don't look at her as my niece. I don't even look at Auggie as my nephew. I look at Penny and Aussie as my niece and nephew but technically they are my great niece and nephew."
Assumption number eleven: I got pregnant on purpose to keep Josh.
Maya couldn't hold her laugh in. "I should have answered this with the hair dying one but no. I didn't get pregnant on purpose to keep Josh, and a baby wouldn't keep him. I have no reason to try and keep Josh. Josh and I are fine in our marriage and he had just as much fun as I did making this baby."
Maya looked down at her phone. "Here is a another one that kind of goes with the last one."
Assumption number twelve: Josh and I got married because I was pregnant.
"Nope, but my family thought we were for the longest time but there was no baby and I was never pregnant back then. We got married because we wanted to get married and start our lives together."
Assumption number thirteen: You were disappointed your baby wasn't a boy.
Maya sighed, as she rubbed her belly and thought of how she wanted to answer this. "No, I'm not disappointed. I did have to...mourn the thought of a little boy?" she answered, trying to be careful with how she was answering it but wanted to be honest. "I thought we were having a boy so in my head I was planning for a boy, thinking of little boy names, and looking at little boy clothes and toys and picturing myself with a little boy and planning a future with a baby boy so now it's like I have to forget all of those plans and images and start planning things with a little girl and seeing myself with a little girl which isn't much different but it is different. When I saw the pink at our baby reveal that went completely wrong I can't explain the feeling. It was shocking but this love for this little girl I have is so overwhelming. I'm so excited for this baby girl."
Assumption number fourteen: You and Josh don't agree on your baby's name.
Maya nodded, "Yeah. We can't come up with a name we both like so one of us is going to have to give in or we will probably try to come up with a name that is meaningful we both can agree on but who knows? Hopefully we have a name before she is born or a name comes to us when we look at her."
Assumption number fifteen: You're a bad friend.
Maya unfolded her legs trying to get comfortable before answering. "I don't think I am and I hope my friends don't think I am."
Assumption number sixteen: Your fans annoy you and you don't like when people come up to you.
Maya shook her head, "I don't even like to think of you guys as fans. It's weird to think I have fans so I don't like to think of guys that way. No, you guys don't annoy me. I love when you guys see me and say hi."
Assumption number seventeen: I'm a quitter and I give up on things easily.
"I've quit things but I don't think I'm a quitter," Maya admitted, laughing as she realized how that sounded. "I know that doesn't make sense but I have quit some things in the past but I don't quit everything and I don't just give up on everything either. There are things I didn't like but stuck through it but there are things I've tried and quitted which I think is normal. Right? Maybe?" she shrugged before looking back down at her phone
Assumption number eighteen: You're scared to give birth.
"YES!" Maya answered, loudly and honestly. "I am scared for lots of different reasons. This pregnancy has been a lot harder and different than I thought it would be. My best friend when she was pregnant made it look so easy but she didn't suffer from morning sickness like I am. My pregnancy is different than hers. She just had morning sickness and it went away after her first trimester in both of her pregnancies but mine hasn't and I get overly tired from doing nothing. It's draining sometimes just to get out of bed and go to the kitchen or living room to be with my family and we've had a lot happen with the accident and luckily this baby has been the best. She has really been a good baby since the accident. I'm still nausea and I still get tired but it's like she knew I needed her to be good and I had to help with her daddy which I think she is going to be a daddy's girl. Anytime she hears Josh's voice when he talks she response to him. It's weird and amazing but back to the question. Yes, I'm scared to give birth. I want her to come when she is suppose to and I want her to be healthy and I hope it doesn't hurt too much. I just want everything to go as planned and when it is suppose to and we have a healthy baby girl after all is said and done-oh I'm okay."
Assumptions number nineteen: You are money hungry and take any sponsorship.
Maya sided-eyed the camera again. "You see me giving you guys the side-eye again? I'm not money hungry. I only take sponsorships I believe in. This is my job. This is my income so I do take sponsorships but I've turned down big sponsorships because I didn't like the brand or they are a company I don't want to be sponsor by."
Maya took in another deep breath, "Finally we are on the last one. Let's end it with a good one."
Assumption number twenty: These two kind of go together so you are getting a two for one bonus. My parents don't like Josh and I'm not as close to my parents as I pretend to be.
"Not true. I don't know why some people think this but my parents love Josh. Both of them do and they would probably pick him over me," she laughed. "And I'm extremely close to both of my parents. We live with my parents right now," she pointed out, and gestured to the room. "We still have our apartment and could stay there, but we are staying here because they wanted to help and asked us to stay with them to make our lives easier while we interrupt theirs. I'm very blessed to have them and we are close."
Maya let out a big breath.
"I think that is a good one to end on. So I'm not as offended as I thought would be but there was definitely some in there that were mean and hit my heart a little bit. But that is it for today's videos and I'll see you in the next one."
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