why am i awake at 4am. what is this.

anyway i'm too tired to feel sad but once i wake up i probably will so,, preemptive quotes

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kevin: covered in blood for sexy reasons!

kevin: also i just got traumatized

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mckinley: throwing up in the shower isn't as glamorous as i expected :/

nabulungi: ,,,,since when has that ever been glamorous???

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kevin: con we cant go in there it's 18+ and there's only two of us???

mckinley: kevin don't be stupid. we can just invite more people

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mckinley: one day, i could be a parent-

poptarts: -one day? but you already are a parent

mckinley: the members of district nine don't count.

poptarts, slamming his fist on the table: we are your CHILDREN >:O

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poptarts: if you ask mckinley "how's it going" and he says "it's going" that's how you know he's really going through it

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act one mckinley @ kevin: of course i touch myself when i think of you!!

act two mckinley: it's called a facepalm

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arnold: hey bud, d'ya think it's ok to totally change who you are and turn your back on everything you believe in just to impress someone hot?

kevin:

kevin: real mckinley hot or demon mckinley hot

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nabulungi: aren't you supposed to be babysitting kevin??

arnold: he's over there, dazzling some psychologists!

kevin: all humans are at least 30% attracted to me. michelle kwan cried the day i was born because she knew she'd never be better than me. i feel like i'm the paris of people

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poptarts: why are you awake at 4am??

mckinley: jetlag!

poptarts: we got here three months ago-

mckinley: ok fine i have hell dreams nightly

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kevin: hi!!

kevin:

kevin: everyone's bones are wet

arnold: why would you say that????

kevin: nobody said hi back ):

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kevin, on fourteen cups of coffee: demons are like "UWU i'll suck out ur soul, but only if you let me"

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nabulungi: i'm tired of being babie. i want power.

poptarts: you've come to the right place

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kevin: the worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.......

arnold: i dunno, meth's pretty bad,,

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arnold: i'm literally this close to falling in love with naba

kevin: your fingers are touching??

arnold, tearing up: exactly!!!!!

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kevin: adding "turn it off lmao" does not hide your pain.

mckinley: yes it does, turn it off lmao

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arnold: what do we want??

kevin: WEED

arnold: when do we want it??

kevin: WEED

arnold: bro you already said that-

kevin: what do we want??

arnold: WEED

arnold:

arnold: i'm confused

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nabulungi: i was cooking with kevin and i tell him "you have to put the stove on low heat first,"

nabulungi: and he goes, "but heat is heat"

nabulungi:

nabulungi, shrugging: heat IS heat,,,, so i didn't have anything else to say.

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kevin: ok but what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and they called her MOZZARELLA

mckinley: ok normally i'd be mad about you not letting me sleep but this is way better than hell, go on

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arnold: what's the stupidest thing you believed as a kid?

kevin: that i was heterosexual

mckinley, spinning around so fast he almost falls over: owo??

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hell mckinley, smiling seductively while swirling a glass of red wine: you're severely unstable

kevin: ,,,,,ya got me there

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arnold: kevin looks lost in thought,, i bet he's thinking something reallt brilliant!!

mckinley: exactly!! he looks so handsome when he's being all thoughtful,, wow 💘

kevin, after a moment: okay so like. the fact that the living tombstone never made a minecraft song seems strange but the concept of the living tombstone having made a minecraft song also feels deeply strange??

arnold and mckinley, in unison: you're so smart

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my dog is a cutie and i leave you with that