29. Picnic
Maj. Bhargav: Congratulations Naveen
Naveen: Thankyou so much mamaji.
As he said this everyone except Shalini dropped their jaws on ground and looked at Naveen for an answer. He winked at Maj. Bhargav and Shalini.
Naina: Bhaiya please elaborate krne ka kasht uthaayenge ?
She asked extra sweetly suppressing her phoolan roop.
Naveen: Wo kya hai na meri pyaari behena yeh jo tumhaari priy Shalini ma'am urf bhabhi hai na wo Maj. Bhargav kii bhanji hai....aa...huda isse pehle kii tum kuch poocho mai bta deta hu bhanji mtlb behen kii beti.
Huda sat on the ground with his palm on his ferehead and started fake crying session.
Huda: Hey bhagwaan....Shalini ma'am mujhe maaf krr do...aaj tak jitni baar maine aapse flirt krne kii koshish kii hai usse nadani maankrr maaf krr do....please mogambo (everyone looked at him with a raised brow while he bit his tongue) mera mtlb hai Maj. Bhargav aap please maj. bhargav se complaint mtt krna
Shalini controlled her laughter while others started laughing loudly.
Bhargav: Its Okay cadet huda.....mai kuch nhi kahunga bcs an tumhe kehne ke liye Naveen hai...mai kyu bura banu
Saying this he shrugged his shoulders.
Bhargav: Tum aur Shalini jaakrr change krr lo and then we'll continue with the Mentorship Programme
Navini: Yess sir
Everyone left while Naveen stayed there
Naveen: Sir, kuch baat krni hai
Bhargav: Ofcourse
Naveen: Sir jal subah tak mentorship programme end ho jaayega....uske baad Diwali holidays hai 1 week kii....Mai chaahta hu kii inn holidays mei hum Shalini ke mom dad ko hmaari shaadi ke baare mei bta de.....phone prr btana theek nhi hoga....afterall unki ek lauti beti kii shaadi hui hai
Bhargav smiled and patted his back
Bhargav: Godd decision my boy!! Theek hai....inn holidays mei mai bhi tumhaare saath didi ke ghar chalunga
Naveen: Thankyou sir
Bhargav: Jao tayyar ho jao.....tab tak mai cadets ko bol krr final plan kii tayyari krta hu
Naveen: Yess sir
Naveen left from there while Bhargav called the cadets and instructed them about how to go with the plan.
Later....
All the cadets and their mentors were standing infront of Bhargav in attention position while he was briefing them about the task.
Bhargav: Last year ek drill hui thi....trust drill....ek mentor apne protege prr kitna bharosa krta hai....lekin iss saal its different....ek protege apne mentor prr kitna bharosa krr skta hai....jab tak aap apne saathi officer prr bhrosa nhi krte to aap koi war nhi jeet skte....chaahe wo senior ho yaa junior.....aaj kii drill mei Cadet under water hoga and uske haath bandhe honge. Uss lock key ek key already humne chupa dii hai. Unke mentor ko key dhoond krr unhe bachana hoga. Protégé ko siren diya jaayega. If they feel they can play that. It will mean we can't trust that mentor. And then they will have to give another test. Am I clear
He asked in a raised voice. Everyone nodded in agreement while Abhimanyu rose his hand. Maj. Bhargav saw that.
Bhargav: Agar aapke pass questions hai to unhe apne pass rakhiye mai yahaan aapke questions solve krne ke liye nhi baitha hu. Suriji drill start krne ke liye 1st pair ko bulaiye.
Suriji: Yess sir....Cadet Yadhuvansh Sahani and Subedar Lolita Sen
They both came forward. Suriji tied Yudi's hands, handed over a button to him
and threw him in the pond. The pond was not much deep but enough for someone to drown and die.
Maj. Bhargav started the stopwatch. Lolita ma'am rushed here and there trying to find the key. Finally she found it hidden behind the tree's bark.
She hurriedly dived into the water and in no time cam out with Yudi. They ended the task. Maj. Bhargav noted down the timings and gestured Suriji to call out the next pair.
Suriji: Cadet Pooja Ghai and Capt. Gunraj Singh Randhawa
Turn by turn all the pairs came forward and completed the drill. Suriji was a bit late in rescuing Ali so he first brought him out of water and then unlocked the chains. Now only Alekh and Abhimanyu were left. Suriji tied Alekh and pushed him into the water. Now Abhimayu had to find the key. He was moving with the speed of a snail. Which was taking much time. Everyone found it weird.
Huda: Yeh jhabrela itni dheere kyu chll rha hai
Pooja: Mai bhi yahi notification bhej rhi hu
Naina: Ohh god! Alekh under water hai
Naveen: Waah mere sher
he said to Rajveer
Rajveer: Kya hua ?
Naveen: Itna seedha mtt bnn....mujhe pta hai tune uss banjare ke upper stun gun use kii hai
Rajveer looked at him being surprised and then winked.
In that time Alekh pressed the siren which indicated Abhimanyu can't be trusted and now they'll go through another test.
As soon as they heard the siren Rajveer and Naveen dived into the water and got Alekh back to the surface.
Bhargav: Lft. Abhimanyu Rai Chauhan....aap yeh test mei fail ho chuke hai which clearly means you can't be trusted. You and you're protege will undergo another drill. Till then aap sab jaakrr change krr skte hai
Till now the effect of stun gin had lessened so all of them went to change their wet clothes.
As they came back Maj. Bhargav was standing infront of a tree from which ropes were hanging.
Bhargav: Aap loggon kii drill yeh hai kii Lft. Abhimanyu ko pedd prr ltkaaya jaayega aur Cadet Sharma aunhe bchaayenge. Twist yeh hai kii Cadet Alekh ke pass sirf ek attempt hai. Agar lft. Chauhan phir bhi pedd prr latke rahe then you both will be thrown out of this programme. Am I clear
Both: Yess sir
Bhargav: Good.
Soon Abhimanyu was hung upside down the tree and Alekh was standing there with a knife. He swung the knife in the air. It landed on the ground cutting the rope holding Abhimanyu. He directly landed in the well full of rotten eggs, tomatoes, cow dung and all those yucky things which they had prepared and covered with grass.
"Aaaaaggggghhhhhh" shrieked Abhimanyu as landed on his neck eventually causing major injury.
All of them somehow controlled their laughter.
Abhimanyu: Sir, Capt. Help me get out
Niel: Yess Lft. Chauhan....hum abhi aapko bahaar nikalte hai
Sagar: Haan Lft. Huma bhi kuch krte hai
As he heard them saying this he felt a bit relieved.
In no time tents were setup around the well, bonfire were started, songs were and a full tracking atmosphere was created. They all were having fun as if on a picnic. On one side was kept the ladder but no one was bothering to give it to abhimanyu.
Gunny: Yrr Capt. Niel.....coco cola laani chaahiye thi.....Pepsi is not that good
Huda: Mai to kehta hu isse achha lassi laaye meri bhainso ke doodh kii
Alekh: Iss Naina kii wajah se apun apni batli ke saath masti bhi nhi krr skta
Ali: Huda bhai hum log drill ke liye aaye hai picnic mnaane thode na aaye hai
Naina: Niel sir yeh aaloo ke parathe lijiye aapko bohot psnd hai na
Niel: Thankyou so much cadet
Sagar: Cadet mai bhi hu yahaan
Naina: Aapke haath toot gye hai
Sagar: What!!??
Naina: Nhi maine kahaa aap khud nhi le skte to zahir sii baat hai haath hii toot gye honge
Sagar: Aap aise kyu baat krr rhi hai??
Naina: Jab tak aapki aur Shalini ma'am kii shaadi kii party nhi mil jaati na mujhse koi umeed mtt rkhna
She said showing her phoolan eyes
Sagar: Achha to yeh baat hai.....aapko aisa kyu lgta hai mai party nhi doonga?? Kal jab academy jaayenge to you'll get 1 week holiday for Diwali....isiliye aap sab mere saath mere ghar chalenge.
Pooja: Ohh yeh kii na aapne sahi call.....ab aayega.....wooohooo
They all started dancing.
Yudi: Okk okk guys itna achha mohit bna hua hai, chandni raat, dosto ka saath aur yeh thandi mei bonfire kyu na antakshari khele
Shalini: Yess ofcourse
Bhargav: Sorry guys mai nhi khelunge
Niel: Please sir aap bhi kheliye na
Shalini: Please
Bhargav: Theek hai
In all this Abhimanyu was still stuck in the well listening to their fun talks with his stomach growling for food. His face was pink till now, hair half eaten by mice and face swollen due to bee stings.
Abhimanyu: Sir.....Captains...aap log picnic mna rhe hai aur mai yahaan chhhi iss gande well mei pda hua hu....please help
Naina: Sorry Mr. Jhabrela....we can't help you
Abhimanyu: Naina hum aapke senior hai
Naina: To kya aarti utaru??
Abhimanyu: Hume academy poochne dijiye.....hum aapki complaint krenge brigadier se
Alekh: Aur BC teri baat maan lenge
Pooja: Oye banjare.....hmaari picnic mei apni unwanted call mtt ghusa
Abhimanyu: Cadet
He shouted
Sagar: Aawaz neeche Abhimanyu
He said in a stern and loud voice
Bhargav: Cadets, Capts. Aap kyu game mei bhadha bardasht krr rha hai....lets continue and ignore him
Ali: Jii....aur waise bhi zero mei chaahe 1000 multiply kro yaa lakh wo rahega zero hii....Chaliye start kre
Naina: Lets keep it girls vs boys
Shalini: Yess
Sagar: Nhi.....mujhe Shalini kii team mei jaana hai
Naina looked at him with shrunken eyes -_-
Sagar: Sorry
Yudi:eminent guys yeh ro balance bigad gya....girls sirf 3 hai and hum boys 8
Pooja: Oye angrez.....hum ladkiya tumse kam hai kya
Yudi: Mai to bss
Sagar: Yudi tumhe nhi bta....yeh sherniyaan hai.....lets continue
Pooja: (pointing at both the teams) Baithhe baithhe bore hue....krna hai kuch kaam....shuru kro antakshari leke prabhu ka naam....bolo ram ram ram....bolo shyaam shyaam shaam
And it ended on boys.
Girls: M M M
Naveen took the lead and started singing looking at shalini:
meri raahein, tere tak hain
Tujhpe hi to mera haq hai
Ishq mera tu be-shaq hai
Tujhpe hi to mera haq hai
Sath chhodunga na tere pichhe aaunga
Chheen loonga ya Khuda se maang launga
Tere naal taqdeeran likhwaunga main
Main tera ban jaunga
Main tera ban jaunga
Sonh teri main kasam yehi khaunga
Kitte vaadeyan nu oh main nibhaunga
Tujhe har vaari apna banaunga
Main tera ban jaunga
Main tera ban jaunga
Boys: A A A
They said pointing at girls
Pooja started singing
Aadmi topi dhoop ki chhaap
Manhattan... Manhattan...
Jannat tak hai baap re baap
Manhattan... Manhattan...
Ambar ko chhoota jahaan hai
Chalta phirta sapna hai
Pal pal chalti hai yeh raahein rukti kab kahaan hai..
Manhattan... Manhattan...
New York
Manhattan... Manhattan...
New York...
New York...
Ha huh New York...
Aadmi topi dhoop ki chhaap
Manhattan... Manhattan...
Jannat tak hai baap re baap
Manhattan... Manhattan...
Khushiyon ke naye paimaane
Khwaabon ki lagi hai dukaane
Lamha lamha sadkon par acharaj se mulakaatein
T t t... to your left is Prada
To your right is Zara
Giorgio Armani, Thank God it's Friday!
Gucci and Versace
Jimmy Choo, Givenchy
Diesel, Dior, Hokey Pokey, Gap and Bloomingdale
Louis Vuitton.. Vuitton..
Moschino, Valentino
Yudi:
o Challa beri oye buhe, Ve vatan mahi da door e,
ve jaana pehle poor e, ve gall sun challeya chora,
Ve kahda laya ee jhora.
ho challa khooh te dhariye, challa khooh te dhariyeve
gallan mooh te kariye,
ve sacche rabb ton dariye, ve gall sun challeya dhola,
Ve rabb ton kahda ee ohla.
ho challa kaaliyan mirchan, ve mohra pee ke marsaan,
ve sire tere chdsan, ve gall sun challeya dhola,
ve saad ke keeta ee kola.
ho challa nau nau theve, ve puttar mithde meve,
ve allah sabh nu deve, ve gall sun challeya kanvaan,
ve manvaan thandiyan chaanvan.
ho challa kann diyan dandian, ve saare pind vich bhandian,
ve gallan chajj paa chandian, ve gall sun challeya dhola,
ve saad ke keeta ee kola.
Pooja:
Abhi mujh mein kahin
Baaki thodi si hai zindagi
Jagi dhadkan nayi
Jaana zinda hoon main toh abhi
Kuch aisi lagan iss lamhe mein hai
Ye lamha kahaan tha mera
Ab hai saamne
Issey chhoo loon zaraa
Mar jaaoon ya jee loon zaraa
Khushiyaan choom loon
Yaa ro loon zaraa
Mar jaaoon ya jee loon zaraa
Ali:
Apne roothein, paraaye roothein
Yaar roothe naa
Khwaab tootein, waade tootein
Dil ye toote naa (x2)
Roothe to khuda bhi roothe
Saath chhoote naa (x2)
O Allah Waariyan
O main toh haariyan
O tooti yaariyan mila de oye! (x2)
Naina:(Looking at rajveer)
Ek din kabhi jo khud ko taraashe
Meri nazar se tu zara, haaye re
Aankhon se teri kya kya chhupa hai
Tujhko dikhaaun main zara, haaye re
Ik ankahi si daastaan daastaan
Kehne lagega aaina Subhanallah...
As she ended she gave a flying kiss to Rajveer while acted as if catching it and keeping it near his heart. He them looked down blushing.
Alekh:
Akela hoon main
Akeli hai zindagi
Bas tumhari chahatein
Bas tumhari chahatein
Mere jismo jaan ko
Tumhari zarooratein
Bas tumhari chahatein
Bas tumhari chahatein
Niel: Tumhe kiski chaahat hai Alekh
He asked in a teasing way while Alekhs eyes widened
Alekh: Nhi sir apun to
Rajveer: Mai mazaak krr rha tha aalekh....chill....prr ek baat hai...bohot jald tumhe tumhaari hunsafar mil jaayegi
Alekh: Aisa kuch nhi hai sir....kaun apni beti kii shaadi ek qaidi se kraayega....wo to Naina aur aap sab ho wrna apun kii to family bhi nhi thi
Naina: Yeh Teri sachai nhi hai aalekh....tu indian army ka reputed officer banega....wo teri sachai hai
Sagar: Naina ne bilkul sahi kahaa aalekh
Alekh: Apun bohot khushkismat hai
Pooja: wo to hai.....chlo bohot hui emotional baatein....lets continue
Huda: Haan
Shalini:
Ae roothe dil, roothe dil, roothe dil
O jhoothe dil, jhoothe dil, jhoothe dil
O toote dil, toote dil, toote dil
Hai kya teri mushkil
O Just go to Hell Dil
Just go to hell
O dil... just go to hell
Dil... just go to hell
O dil... just go to hell Dil
Hai meri ghalti
Ya khud ki khata tu
Sharminda dil bas itna bata tu
Like this they continued till it was late. And then went to tents along with their protégé.
Abhimanyu had to spend the entire night in that well. Next Morning they lowered the ladder in the well through which Abhimanyu came out and then they all proceeded towards the academy.
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Target 38+ votes for this chapter as well as the earlier one.
Agar dono mei target complete na hua to don't wait for next ud
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Sorry banu dii m late....isiliye i made it 2400+ words which is 3 times the actual ones.
Its my 1st tiem to write antakshari part so do tell me how it is.
Till then
Byeeeeeeee
Singing off
Kikaberry
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