Chapter 4: Reboot it and Renew It
The five take a stroll around the studio and saw a lot of posters for upcoming and reboots already being shown. "Wait. Star Trek is back?" Dot asked and continued to stare at the posters. "Yeah. A lot of shows are coming back in what they call reboots. A cash grab on re-filtering old material to make it new for a whole new generation." Carrie explained briefly as the Warners looked confused. Lauren shakes her head and then added "Basically meaning a few of these reboots are pure dumpster fire. But look. Charmer has come back!" Dot and Wakko look at another poster then they both spoke at the same time. "And X-files!" "And Full house!" Yakko added and then he immediately got an idea.
"I feel a song coming on." He rubbed his hands together, but then Carrie brought something up. "Didn't we do the intro song two pages ago? Cause I know that someone wants to act lazy about it." She then stares at an author finishing up the first story and saw her look up. "Oh no! They found out! Abort mission! Abort mission!" The author yelped and then she immediately runs away faster than she ever could. "Great. We scared her." Dot crossed her arms, watching the author leave. "Might as well.. Go ahead." The five then take off on a rolling piano as Yakko begins to play the keys.
"They ran out of ideas for fresh new shows, so Hollywood did the only thing it knows. Murphy Brown, Melrose Place, Gilmore Girls, Lost in Space. That's So Raven is what they're craving." He sang as Wakko fist bumps the poster. "Now I know that's a show worth saving." Carrie started to get more into the spirit and she sang along with them. "I vote X-Files for a comeback and Duchvony's still a real snack." Then Lauren raised her hand. "Would the Golden Girls be darker if we resurrect Bea Arthur?" Then all of them look at each other and began to sing about all the ways it was wrong.
"Reboot it! Renew it! Reshoot it, redo it and reuse it. Retool it, Abuse it! Just do it! If you want to make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash. Repeat it, reinstate it. Reheat it, recreate it. There's no need to feel frustrated. Simply just regurgitate it. For a guaranteed ratings smash, dig up out of the trash. Come on, just reboot it." Yakko then points to Carrie, telling her. "Take it away, love." "Will and Grace and Dynasty. Sweet 16 on MTV! Blues Clues, Twin Peaks, and Fargo." And then he butted in with "Go catch Carmen San-diago." Then Dot began to paint a fence, singing as well. "Just relax and take the flak. If people want it, bring it back!" Lauren then bursts through a whole ton of billboards, smirking slightly as she sang. "Looney Tunes, Queer Eye, and Ducktales. Just reboot it cause it sells. Take something foreign, then translate it. Shamelessly appropriate it!"
"Even if the old fans hate it, Get the script rights cleared." Carrie shrugs as the Warners, Lauren, and herself begin walking again and Yakko looked around. "You've done sequels, now try for prequels. Think of all the streams that equals utilizing these techniques will make your shows revered. Make your shows revered!!" Then they all gathered together wearing fancier outfits and then finished up their song. "Reboot it! Renew it! Reshoot it, redo it and reuse it. Retool it, Abuse it! Just do it! If you want to make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash. Repeat it, reinstate it. Reheat it, recreate it. There's no need to feel frustrated. Simply just regurgitate it. For a guaranteed ratings smash, dig up out of the trash. Come on, just reboot it."
The screen fades to black and Yakko and Carrie walk out onto the screen. "Hello. Carrie and Yakko Warner here. All jokes aside, reboots are symptomatic of a fundamental lack of originality in Hollywood. A creativity crisis caused by terrified executives clinging onto the past like rats to the debris of a sunken ship." Then it shows the family wearing Hulu all over them. "Yeah! Have you no shame?" Dot exclaimed and turned her head as the author hands them a check. "Here's your check for the Animaniacs reboot you sellouts!!" Yakko immediately takes it and a whole bunch of money rains down on them and Wakko swims back up. "Yeah, but when we sell out, we know we're selling out. So it's cool."
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