KEYBOARD.

"Oi, pancake, what're you doing?" Ayato asked her as her fingers hovered over the 'n' and 'a' keys.

"Nothing, it's for my friend."

"You have friends?!" He asked incredulously.

"That hurt." She replied as she finished her paragraph.

He peeked over her small shoulder and read the title.

"The Tale of the Sakamaki Household."

"Are you writing things about us? You should be punished."

She rolled her eyes, "Oh please."

Probably hearing the ruckus, Laito also came.

"Hey, Kitty~~, what're you writing?" He asked us.

"..Aaaand... I'M DONE!" She pumped her fists in the air and eased back into her seat.

They both peered down at the screen of the computer in the library and read one word from the paper.

"....Narcissist..." Ayato read and turned to her. "HEY."

THE SCALE

Subaru was walking to his room, not giving a damn of his surroundings and soon stood right in front of his room's door. He was about to step in and sleep until she heard a girlish shriek. His eyes widened and flashed into her room

"NUUUUUUUUUUU." Kameko screamed.

Subaru didn't know what the problem was until he saw she was standing on something- a flat metal thing.

She looked up with terrified eyes, " Subaru.... I- I... GAINED TWO POUNDS."

CLEAN UP.

Kameko was busy today, so Reiji took the initiative to clean her room, because having a pig- sty with a bed was not going to be good for the household.

He entered her room with a small little doggy-bag. The sight of her room shocked him. In the corner of her room, he saw it.

A giant pile of chocolate wrappers.

"..I'm going to need a bigger bag.."

THE QUESTION

When Subaru entered his room, he was shocked to see Kameko in his room, sitting on the lid of his coffin. Thinking to kick her out, he stepped closer to her. He stopped shortly after she turned to face him.

Her face was morphed into a serious expression, her eyes a light shade of amber.

"Subaru, I have a very important question that may change my perspective of things." She glanced at him.

"Wh-what?" He stuttered.

The room was dead silent until she finally spoke up.

"Do... vampires.." she began, "...Fart..?"

Kameko began to laugh, until she was on the floor, gasping for air.

"Hahahaha... OW." She winced.

She carressed the newly formed bump.

PLEASURE

Kameko was feeling really devious today, so she decided to tease one of her roommates.

Eenie… meenie… miny…. Mo.

She strut towards Laito and looked him in his eyes, which was kinda hard to do with her height and the fact that his eyes were so damn bright.

She kept her voice low and seductive, “Laito…. I want to give you…. Pleasure..”

He was a little surprised, but smirked. “Have you finally warmed up to me, Kitty~?”

“Mmm.. hmm..” She murmured as she stroked her hand down his chest.

She slowly inched her other free hand into her back pocket.

Her tone changed dramatically as she handed him the chocolate bar, “Here. This bar contains nuts and caramel. Enjoy your pleasure.”

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS. I HAD FUN WRITING THIS. REMEMBER TO COMMENT AND VOTE. 

I WOULD LIKE. NO SCRATCH THAT. LOVEEE. TO DEDICATE THIS CHAPTER TO CUPIDROSE CUZ I GOT THE IDEA FROM HER. IF YOU DON’T KNOW HER FANFIC, WHERE’VE YOU BEEN. UNDER A ROCK? Anyways, she doesn’t know me, buuuuuuut, I’m okay with that. (◐ω◑ )

She probably doesn’t know I exist, but I’ve read her extremely long and fluffy Fanfiction. A lot. My friends think I’m crazy cuz I read her Fanfiction when I’m with them and I’ll start squealing and jumping and dying. SO (~˘▾˘)~

NOTICE ME, SENPAI.

I'll probably continue this. IS IT BAD I ALREADY WROTE OUT THE NEXT ONE? XD. I HAVE A PROBLEM.