J Hope's fur baby is coming to stay for the weekend. On Saturday morning, after taking care of their morning business, they run and have fun in the backyard.

Fred the squirrel jumps down from the tree onto the fence, calling them.

He tells them that a beautiful lady dog with a cute ribbon in her fur has moved two doors down. As he describes her, the four dogs—Mickey, Min Holly, Tannie, and Bam—are captivated by the news of a new lady in the neighborhood. They sit in a line looking at the squirrel, and every so often, one barks.

Hearing the random round of barks, the guys go to see what the boys are doing.

"It's that squirrel again. Don't they know they'll never catch it?" says J Hope.

They watch the squirrel chatter, and then one of the dogs barks back, looking like they are conversing.

Taehyung laughs, "It looks like they're having a meeting." Everyone joins him in laughing.

Jimin says, "The squirrel is probably teasing them because they're too short to reach him."

"Or he is telling them gossip about the new lady who moved in a couple of doors down," says Jin.

All heads turn towards Jin.

"How do you know?" asked Jungkook

Laughing, Jin points and says, "The squirrel just said so." He didn't bother to tell them he already met her.

With that comment, they watched him walk back to the kitchen. They looked at each other and then suddenly burst out laughing.

Jungkook says, "Maybe the squirrel is telling them her dimensions." He moves his hands in the shape of the female form.

Jimin pushes him on the shoulder, "Always thinking about . . ."

Taehyung interrupts, "Hey, it looks like the meeting's over."

Jungkook and Jimin turn to look. The squirrel is walking along the fence, and in a line, the dogs walk the yard following.

Fred says, "If you come over to the corner of the fence, you may catch her scent. I know your noses are super powerful. She is out now, lying in the grass chewing on a toy."

He stops and looks down at them, "I may not have a nose like you guys do, but I can see very well." He stands on his hind legs.

"Oh, oh my!" says Fred.

Tannie and Mickey are barking, "What is it? Is something wrong?"

Min Holly barks at him, "Fred, what is the matter?"

Fred looks down at them and sighs, "I have just seen the most beautiful squirrel in the world." he sighs again and bounds off along the top of the fence.

Bam barks, "Wait! Come back, Fred." 

Fred has gone out of sight up a tree. Bam just shakes his head, "That damn squirrel, always flirting and chattering at the lady squirrels."

Min Holly scolds his maknae, "Language Bam, Language. Where do you pick up such words?"

Meekly Bam says, "Sorry, hyung." Bam thinks, 'I won't tell on my dad.'

"Fred better watch out; he might end up in love, and then there'll be little Freds running all over the yard." Woofs Min Holly.

Mickey, "There's nothing wrong with love and puppies."

Min Holly rolls his eyes at Mickey, "Squirrels don't have puppies, you goof."

Noticing the look on Mickey's face, Tannie woofs, "Wait. What do you know about love and puppies?"

Bam tilts his head and looks at Mickey, "Yeah?"

"Oh! Oh did she, are you . . . Hey, we should call you Appa Mickey," laughs Tannie.

Mickey is smiling, his tongue lolling out of his mouth, and his tail wagging. "Yes, I am the proud papa of three: two boys and a tiny little girl."

They gather around Mickey, jumping and woofing congratulations at him.

Bam says, "So, is that why you haven't come over for so long?"

Mickey yipps happily, "Yup! Love is grand!"

Min Holly rolls his eyes and walks off to sniff under a bush. 'Who has been here?' He pushes his head further into the bush, pawing the ground.

"My dad said I can have puppies when I'm older." Proudly woofs Bam. They are looking at him strangely. Even Min Holly has lifted his nose off the ground to look at him.

"No, no, guys. Not me, have the puppies." He woofs, laughing at them. "Don't tell me you guys don't know about the birds and the bees, other than Mickey, of course." He starts rolling in the grass, laughing at them.

Reminding Bam of his place, Min Holly says, "We all know maknae. We knew before you were even born."

Bam stops rolling in the grass and stands with his front legs low and his rear up in the air. He puts his head down on his paws bowing.

"I'm sorry hyungs. I did not mean any disrespect."

Quickly forgiving him Min Holly woofs, "Hey, guys come over here. I smell something that shouldn't be here."